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E36 (1991 - 1999)
The E36 chassis 3-Series BMW was a huge hit among driving enthusiasts from the first moment the car hit the pavement. The E36 won numerous awards over the years it was produced and is still a favorite of many BMW enthusiasts to this day! -- View the E36 Wiki

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Old 03-29-2007, 10:46 PM
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The VANOS rattles like pebbles in a tin can.


Did you guys not know that noise is actually DETONATION and leads to blowing ur motor up? oh nevermind its a bmw it never breaks down.. yeah right
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Are you saying that a rattle from a VANOS is pre-detonation and is gonna blow our engines???

Are you having a laugh? or are you just trying to get a rise out of use BMW owners???
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The VANOS rattles like pebbles in a tin can.


Did you guys not know that noise is actually DETONATION and leads to blowing ur motor up? oh nevermind its a bmw it never breaks down.. yeah right
Some one is being smart
I have a mate named elvis who owns a black 300zx twin turbo. His done several modifications and i must admit its got some balls. But for the money he spent on it, its not a rocket
Its done only 60,000km, the thing is always fcuked. Always something gone wrong with it. It spents more time at the mechanics than it does on the road. Ive been in it twice, all the other times he drives his celica or his ninja zx10.
The thing is a heap of **** and he regrets it everyday.

SO STFU U NOOB!
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Old 03-30-2007, 04:38 AM
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He is just trying to get to you mate

Anyone with an IQ over 6 knows that a rattling VANOS is either the chain, the tensioner or more likely not the VANOS at all but rather the hydraulic lifters.

BMW's have knock sensors and so pre-detonation is VERY unlikely
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Old 03-30-2007, 05:50 AM
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So your saying $100 to reprogram my ECU and couple of bux for some boost jets and my car can make 400HP easy... I dont think thats expensive?
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Old 03-31-2007, 02:24 AM
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Dom ,have you seen our friends info page? - http://www.bimmerfest.com/forums/member.php?u=78300

He has his website listed as www.bmwsarenotfast.com....Fcuktard

Will change mine to www.fcukoffyouricertw4t.com
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He just wishes he had a 300Z, he actually owns this.



I've heard driving into a gust of wind can be dangerous for certain cars, especially if there are leaves being blown about
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Old 04-01-2007, 03:55 AM
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MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Can u imagine that doing 400km?
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Throw on a spoiler, huge alloys with massive rotational inertia, a fart cannon and a twin turbo and yeah it'll do 400 k no problem.
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Old 04-01-2007, 04:12 AM
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Old 04-02-2007, 12:30 AM
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Old 04-02-2007, 03:36 AM
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If you look Matt, youll see they arent ALL problems, just things about the E36 that some people dont know...

Oh, and like i said on MSN, Dont be hatin Cos BMW can make a naturally aspirated car thats faster than your twin turbo car.

oh, and dont forget... German Engineering > Jap Crap
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Old 04-04-2007, 02:13 AM
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Haha, were not as lazy as you. We don't mind actually typing out a full word every so often.. But I guess you need the abbreviations because your in such a hurry to go race your "super fast" chunk of rice.
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No, he is really in a hurry because his jap crap wont get him to his destination on time.
Where as us bmw boys, we can take all the time in the world!
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He is speaking in 13375p34k (leet) cos he thinks it is cool and makes him look like a hacker. Unfortunately leet is from the early 90's and so is now only used by little kids in online games and the original hacker pioneers and i doubt this muppet is either!!

But he called us gay...how original!!

Next he will say "My car would totally pwn your BMW" or "I totally pwned a BMW last night"

I have tried to be nice and civil but he just doesn't get the message does he?? I was gonna put something really witty in 'leet' back to him but i think i will settle with...

FCUK OFF YOU PATHETIC LOWLIFE PR1CK!!

This is a forum for people who appreciate cars, not small d1cked ar5eholes like you that just need to boast how your 400bhp turbocharged japanese sh1theap is faster than someones 150 bhp 320i....WELL DDUUURRRRRR!!!
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He just wishes he had a 300Z, he actually owns this.



I've heard driving into a gust of wind can be dangerous for certain cars, especially if there are leaves being blown about
LOL.....all thats missing is Mr BEAN..........dressed in a sheep suit...LOL..HEHEHHEHE
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LOL.....all thats missing is Mr BEAN..........dressed in a sheep suit...LOL..HEHEHHEHE
It's not a Mini!

It's a Nissan Micra, Nissan because 5p33d_g4yz drives a Nissan

But I admit, it does look a bit like a Mini with that crumpled engine

Mr Bean would be right at home in it
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Speed Freak had a little misshap today, But don't worry he'll be back on to annoy us in no time.

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Speed Freak had a little misshap today, But don't worry he'll be back on to annoy us in no time.

I flew to Ireland on a plane with a smaller wing than that!!!

Man that car is butt-ugly!!
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