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E36 (1991 - 1999)
The E36 chassis 3-Series BMW was a huge hit among driving enthusiasts from the first moment the car hit the pavement. The E36 won numerous awards over the years it was produced and is still a favorite of many BMW enthusiasts to this day! -- View the E36 Wiki

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Old 07-10-2007, 12:33 PM
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Official F---- YOU MR. Previous Owner Thread

This thread is for you to give a big F U C K you mr. previous owner shout out to who ever owned the car Before you. Here's mine F U C K you mr. previous owner for putting ****ty 2 dollar washer nozzels on the car and then being to lazy to remove them when you resprayed the car so when i put good normal looking nozzels on it looks like ****. thanks alot d ick head
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Old 07-10-2007, 12:34 PM
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Old 07-10-2007, 12:40 PM
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Old 07-10-2007, 12:44 PM
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F U C K you to the previous owner of my 96 328is for letting it sit in the sun without proper wax job causing the clearcoat to come off in two places on the roof, and on the trunk. Also F U C K you for being apparently a DICK to somone, and making that somone so mad that they KEYED the living F U C K out of the passanger side of the car. now i have to pay upwards of $900 to have the trunk repainted, roof repainted, passanger door repainted and right rear quarter pannel repainted.

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Old 07-10-2007, 12:45 PM
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Old 07-10-2007, 12:45 PM
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This thread is for you to give a big F U C K you mr. previous owner shout out to who ever owned the car Before you. Here's mine F U C K you mr. previous owner for putting ****ty 2 dollar washer nozzels on the car and then being to lazy to remove them when you resprayed the car so when i put good normal looking nozzels on it looks like ****. thanks alot d ick head
I think the previous owner is really crying now.
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Old 07-10-2007, 12:46 PM
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My previous owner

- Never oiled the doors, and they were almost seized up when I got the car
- Didn't change the oil for 15 thousand miles and used junk oil in the past
- Drove for thousands of miles on a tyre running at only 15 PSI
- Used **** fuel
- Allowed the car to become incredibly scratched and keyed
- Overfilled brake fluid reservoir
- Never fixed stone chips
- Never waxed, never washed
- Never sorted out the misted up headlights
- Drove around with faulty stop light switch

That's what I can think of, so

F U C K you Mr Really Bad BMW driver In the name of Budweiser, We don't salute you!
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Old 07-10-2007, 12:50 PM
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F U C K you Mr Really Bad BMW driver In the name of Budweiser, We don't salute you!


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Old 07-10-2007, 12:50 PM
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My previous owner

- Never oiled the doors, and they were almost seized up when I got the car
- Didn't change the oil for 15 thousand miles and used junk oil in the past
- Drove for thousands of miles on a tyre running at only 15 PSI
- Used **** fuel
- Allowed the car to become incredibly scratched and keyed
- Overfilled brake fluid reservoir
- Never fixed stone chips
- Never waxed, never washed
- Never sorted out the misted up headlights
- Drove around with faulty stop light switch

That's what I can think of, so

F U C K you Mr Really Bad BMW driver We don't salute you!
The previous owner did most of that also.

F U C K you previous owner, I hope your next car tells YOU to f u c k off
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Old 07-10-2007, 01:18 PM
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My previous owner

- Never oiled the doors, and they were almost seized up when I got the car
- Didn't change the oil for 15 thousand miles and used junk oil in the past
- Drove for thousands of miles on a tyre running at only 15 PSI
- Used **** fuel
- Allowed the car to become incredibly scratched and keyed
- Overfilled brake fluid reservoir
- Never fixed stone chips
- Never waxed, never washed
- Never sorted out the misted up headlights
- Drove around with faulty stop light switch

That's what I can think of, so

F U C K you Mr Really Bad BMW driver In the name of Budweiser, We don't salute you!

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HOW DO YOU DO THAT?
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Old 07-10-2007, 01:25 PM
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Ah i think ive found a pic of my previous owner
http://impleader.com/photos/blog/Yoki.jpg
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Old 07-10-2007, 01:30 PM
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This guy must have owned both B/\/\W's and mine.....

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Old 07-10-2007, 01:33 PM
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Old 07-10-2007, 02:02 PM
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My car's previous owner/s:

- Used cheap **** oil for who knows how long
- Used lower octane number gasoline
- Left front part of the hood littered in hundreds of tiny chips and did a **** job in repairing a small dent on the arch on passenger wing - result, bare metal 5 inches long stearing at me and screaming "ill rust by winter beaatch!"
- Haven't changed air filter since year 2000
- put a 3 inch fart can on top of my exhaust, pretty much ruining the clean M-Tech look of the car and making my friends pass comments and question "WHEN" i remove it
- painted rear driver side rear door so that color matches on back side BUT doesn't match to drivers front door. cant see in real life but photo flash always brings out difference in mettalic
- left the trunk in dirty condition
- left me with a 15in spare that was deflated
- boasted about super nice Pirelli tyres at front when one of them had a small bulge on the inside which I didnt see, and ended up buying 2 new front tyres, totally unbudgeted for!

Won't say F U C K you. But will say "what were you thinking" because:

A thanks has to be said for ordering a car in my favourite Avus Blue with black headliner and alcantra interior, along with original M-Tech package so no cheap plastics, thanks for original Alpina rims... I mean this is a nice looking spec wise car. why treat it like sh!t.
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Old 07-10-2007, 02:16 PM
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is this oil goood ?????? " 3w50... that what the previous owner told me to put... he recommend me ....
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Old 07-10-2007, 02:18 PM
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no one forced you to buy the car.

buy new next time
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Old 07-10-2007, 02:30 PM
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no one forced you to buy the car.

buy new next time
I agree with your first statement, but some us don't make enough bank to do the second

In retrospect, I'd like to thank my mechanic for finding all the problems he did in a 325i I was gonna buy.

Now, back to looking.
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Old 07-10-2007, 02:42 PM
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I agree with your first statement, but some us don't make enough bank to do the second

In retrospect, I'd like to thank my mechanic for finding all the problems he did in a 325i I was gonna buy.

Now, back to looking.
after owning my e46 for 8 years now, would hesitate to buy a used one.

on my work lists are:
replace leaky steering hoses
replace LCA
replace guibo
soon to replace pads&rotors
soon to replace tires
replace blower fan resistor
replace bad OBC switch
glue weatherstripping

have replaced: (most under warranty)
-steering reservior
-thermostat
-camshaft position sensors
-rad expansion tank
-rad fan
-replaced weatherstripping
-subframe issue fixed
-leaky water pump
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Old 07-10-2007, 02:49 PM
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no one forced you to buy the car.

buy new next time
I didnt have 30000 cash in euros to buy the newer bmw, but had 6000 or so to buy mine (including repairs). I also think I make enough to do a leasing on 2 year old 3er but I dont want to pay lease out of my own pocket.

And yes, this is e36 forum and obviously most people own a used car here, so whats your point? I can't buy this car new if i even tried.
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Old 07-10-2007, 02:51 PM
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And yes, this is e36 forum and obviously most people own a used car here, so whats your point? I can't buy this car new if i even tried.
i'm sure there are people here who own a car new and drive it to the ground
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Old 07-10-2007, 02:51 PM
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If you slept with the previous owner, are you exempt?
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is this oil goood ?????? " 3w50... that what the previous owner told me to put... he recommend me ....
You being serious buddy?
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Old 07-10-2007, 03:17 PM
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You being serious buddy?
I was thinking the same thing.....

Whats with all the wierd ass questions ??
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Old 07-10-2007, 03:23 PM
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To be fair, he maybe being perfectly serious.

In which case i would say NO, that is not the right oil at all buddy...
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