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Old 09-11-2007, 10:50 PM
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Old 09-11-2007, 10:51 PM
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Old 09-11-2007, 10:57 PM
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Happened to spot a bottle of Old Spice at the grocery store the other day. That bottle of alchohol was around $9.00 or so.
They must have jumped up in price since the last time I bought some.......which was years ago, because the gallon sized bottle I bought has lasted me this long
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most people regardless of sex/orientation use way too much
AGREE!! Just a spray is all you need. There's nothing more disgusting than some guy/girl drenched in cologne. It makes my contacts water.
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Old 09-12-2007, 07:47 AM
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AGREE!! Just a spray is all you need. There's nothing more disgusting than some guy/girl drenched in cologne. It makes my contacts water.
Me too.

It drives me crazy when people douse themselves in it, not to mention how it affects the people with sensitivities to it.
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Old 09-12-2007, 07:52 AM
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It drives me crazy when people douse themselves in it, not to mention how it affects the people with sensitivities to it.
unless the chick is real hawt


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Old Spice. If I'm feeling particulary fruity, Brut. And on special occasions, Mennin (sp?).

What, no Hi Karate?

j/k
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Not that it's any of your concern, but I was married for 1 year to a woman 2000-2001.
i know it's not, but you statement:

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I was told by the SO to get rid of the Burberry Weekend. I liked it, but they didn't.

Aqua Di Gio is a PANTY DROPPER (or in my case a Tighty Whitey Dropper) for sure. I speak from experience.
needs clarification as to what gender the cologne(s) should be best targeted for.
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I still have a bottle of halston z-14.

Always liked it but seldom use it.

I think smelling of oneself and being clean is just right.

Ditto.

Anything Clean - fresh - light.

Perfummy & Heavy, well, you should have been a woman or you have really bad B.O..
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Old 09-12-2007, 03:07 PM
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Let's talk 70's / 80's

and my speling sucks...

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and must of smelled good since the lady's where always buying me more......

Stetson......
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and my speling sucks...

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and must of smelled good since the lady's where always buying me more......

Stetson......
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Old 09-12-2007, 08:13 PM
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i know it's not, but you statement:



needs clarification as to what gender the cologne(s) should be best targeted for.
It's all good, for both. My ex-wifey liked the Happy. I've been wearing it since college. She was a miserable bitch, so apparently she like the smell of Happy...
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It's all good, for both. My ex-wifey liked the Happy. I've been wearing it since college. She was a miserable bitch, so apparently she like the smell of Happy...
Did your wife turn you gay?
She must be really Happy to know that factoid.
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Old 09-13-2007, 08:40 PM
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Did your wife turn you gay?
She must be really Happy to know that factoid.
I don't see anything wrong with that.

We have a friend who is a bi male. We thought he was a straight (?) gay, all that time growing up. Sort of lost contact after he moved to Twin City, a very progressive city, if you don't know. We thought, well, he's definitely looking for a life-time partner there. Low and behold, we received an invitation to his wedding! Yes, to a woman, and we'd never seen him so happy.
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Did your wife turn you gay?
She must be really Happy to know that factoid.
I really, really can't stand that ignorant question. No, she didn't. Sorry, but I am asked that day in, day out, which I why I really don't talk about it. It's the dumbest ****ing question on the planet.
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I don't see anything wrong with that.

We have a friend who is a bi male. We thought he was a straight (?) gay, all that time growing up. Sort of lost contact after he moved to Twin City, a very progressive city, if you don't know. We thought, well, he's definitely looking for a life-time partner there. Low and behold, we received an invitation to his wedding! Yes, to a woman, and we'd never seen him so happy.
What are the odds she has a large clitoris?
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I really, really can't stand that ignorant question. No, she didn't. Sorry, but I am asked that day in, day out, which I why I really don't talk about it. It's the dumbest ****ing question on the planet.

It's obvious that it was her brother that did it.



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