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Old 03-24-2003, 12:12 AM
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OT in OT

If you label a post OT when it's in the OT forum, does that mean it's actually about BMWs?
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Old 03-24-2003, 12:23 AM
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But if I an OT to an OT to an OT, we're back to where we started. It's kinda like 2 days from now, tomorrow will be yesterday.
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Old 03-24-2003, 12:31 AM
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Old 03-24-2003, 12:37 AM
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I wonder what happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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Old 03-24-2003, 01:14 AM
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Old 03-24-2003, 01:26 AM
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Do two half-as***********sed efforts make one good heinie?
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Old 03-24-2003, 01:47 AM
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OK, so what's the speed of dark?
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Old 03-24-2003, 01:51 AM
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I suppose you could figure it out if you timed night falling.
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Old 03-24-2003, 01:55 AM
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Old 03-24-2003, 01:56 AM
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I think so. I once broke wind, and now the stuff just rushes around wherever it wants.
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Old 03-24-2003, 02:02 AM
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Old 03-24-2003, 02:03 AM
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Old 03-24-2003, 02:17 AM
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Old 03-24-2003, 02:22 AM
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So, what happens when you travel the speed of light... and turn on your headlights?
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Old 03-24-2003, 06:49 AM
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I don't know, but why do we park on the driveway and drive on the parkway?
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I don't know, but why do we park on the driveway and drive on the parkway?
and pay tolls on the freeway!
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Old 03-24-2003, 07:18 AM
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Can someone explain to me how the Interstate works in Hawaii??
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Of course, there's always the threat that an OT thread can go into 'over-time' (OT).

ALEE SUX comes to mind, but then again, it always does.
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Old 03-24-2003, 08:13 AM
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Can someone explain to me how the Interstate works in Hawaii??
I lived there for three years and if you want to know all about the Hawaiian interstate highway....

I don't know...

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Do you break an ocean liner across the building to christen a champagne factory?

If corn oil comes from corn and peanut oil comes from peanuts, where does baby oil come from?

If a bus stops at a bus station and a train stops at a train station, what happens at a workstation?

If you have 21 odds and ends on a table and 20 of them fall on the floor, what do you have left an odd or an end?

Is a car raising contest a jack-off?
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Do you break an ocean liner across the building to christen a champagne factory?

If corn oil comes from corn and peanut oil comes from peanuts, where does baby oil come from?

If a bus stops at a bus station and a train stops at a train station, what happens at a workstation?

If you have 21 odds and ends on a table and 20 of them fall on the floor, what do you have left an odd or an end?

Is a car raising contest a jack-off?
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good job last night

Thank you, thank you very much. I'm particularly proud of my introduction of Sean Connery.

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