OT in OT

If you label a post OT when it's in the OT forum, does that mean it's actually about BMWs?

But if I an OT to an OT to an OT, we're back to where we started. It's kinda like 2 days from now, tomorrow will be yesterday.

It's kind of like remembering not to forget to remember (to not forget to remember).

I wonder what happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Three lefts always make a right

Do two half-as***********sed efforts make one good heinie?

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

I suppose you could figure it out if you timed night falling.

If we break daylight, does it all escape?

I think so. I once broke wind, and now the stuff just rushes around wherever it wants.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

I had a blind date, but his dog didn't like me.

I woke up one morning and all of my stuff had been stolen...and replaced by exact duplicates

I put in a skylight. The woman who lives above me is pissed.

If quitters never win...who said quit while you're ahead?

Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?

So, what happens when you travel the speed of light... and turn on your headlights?

I don't know, but why do we park on the driveway and drive on the parkway?

Originally posted by Pete Teoh
I don't know, but why do we park on the driveway and drive on the parkway?

and pay tolls on the freeway!

Can someone explain to me how the Interstate works in Hawaii??

Of course, there's always the threat that an OT thread can go into 'over-time' (OT).

ALEE SUX comes to mind, but then again, it always does.

Originally posted by London Talking
Can someone explain to me how the Interstate works in Hawaii??

I lived there for three years and if you want to know all about the Hawaiian interstate highway....

I don't know...

Do you break an ocean liner across the building to christen a champagne factory?

If corn oil comes from corn and peanut oil comes from peanuts, where does baby oil come from?

If a bus stops at a bus station and a train stops at a train station, what happens at a workstation?

If you have 21 odds and ends on a table and 20 of them fall on the floor, what do you have left an odd or an end?

Is a car raising contest a jack-off?

Originally posted by SteveM
Do you break an ocean liner across the building to christen a champagne factory?

If corn oil comes from corn and peanut oil comes from peanuts, where does baby oil come from?

If a bus stops at a bus station and a train stops at a train station, what happens at a workstation?

If you have 21 odds and ends on a table and 20 of them fall on the floor, what do you have left an odd or an end?

Is a car raising contest a jack-off?

steve--

good job last night

Originally posted by atyclb
steve--

good job last night

Thank you, thank you very much. I'm particularly proud of my introduction of Sean Connery.