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Old 08-12-2008, 05:24 PM
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Anybody know a legit site to find a threesome partner?

my chick wants to bring in a third party. a girl. lucky me! any tips? i tried some weird sites online and they all seem like scams. maybe craigslist? if anybody can help, hook a guy up! this offer may not be on the table long!

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Old 08-12-2008, 05:37 PM
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Old 08-12-2008, 05:41 PM
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I hope this is a girlfriend and not a wife, because this relationship is going to fail. There is a reason she is asking for a third....and it's not good news for you. Enjoy it while you can.
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Old 08-12-2008, 05:44 PM
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Old 08-12-2008, 05:45 PM
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Forget Craigslist etc. due to the 'poon de taint' ramifications. . .

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my chick wants to bring in a third party. a girl. lucky me! any tips? i tried some weird sites online and they all seem like scams. maybe craigslist? if anybody can help, hook a guy up! this offer may not be on the table long!

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Just go over to some of the bars/clubs in the Gaslamp area. Go in late (around midnight) and let the little woman feel her way around.

BTW, when a willing partner enters the picture, whatever you do, don't stand around as if you are performing a Homer Simpson impersonation. Your GF might dump you for the girl and you will be perma-banned from all present and future acts of joy. Even if you have to fake it, get into the game as if you're a real pro and show them the way.

Bottom line, she's letting you down easy with the offer. Eventually, you're toast.
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Old 08-12-2008, 05:46 PM
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Old 08-12-2008, 05:49 PM
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Just go over to some of the bars/clubs in the Gaslamp area. Go in late (around midnight) and let the little woman feel her way around.

BTW, when a willing partner enters the picture, whatever you do, don't stand around as if you are performing a Homer Simpson impersonation. Your GF might dump you for the girl and you will be perma-banned from all present and future acts of joy. Even if you have to fake it, get into the game as if you're a real pro and show them the way.

Bottom line, she's letting you down easy with the offer. Eventually, you're toast.
Agree with avoiding Craigslist.....STD land for sure!
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Old 08-12-2008, 05:50 PM
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Old 08-12-2008, 05:55 PM
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Old 08-12-2008, 05:58 PM
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Are there any swinger groups in your area? Check that out?

I'd say just go out, I'd think your girl will be able to pick someone up with some ease.

Edit: FTR: I have not ever gone out looking for it though, so I don't exactly know.

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Old 08-12-2008, 06:04 PM
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Old 08-12-2008, 06:10 PM
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I don't know, but I do think you should post pics (you can start with your GF).
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Old 08-12-2008, 06:21 PM
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Old 08-12-2008, 06:22 PM
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I don't know, but I do think you should post pics (you can start with your GF).
Definitely. That's the only way we can get a good handle on the situation.
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Old 08-12-2008, 06:22 PM
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I think this is the case either way... I might sound like a stick in the mud but be careful or you might have a permanent memory of your three way

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Old 08-12-2008, 06:25 PM
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I think this is the case either way... I might sound like a stick in the mud but be careful or you might have a permanent memory of your three way

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Old 08-12-2008, 06:36 PM
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Old 08-12-2008, 07:06 PM
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Old 08-12-2008, 07:11 PM
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...let's see, you need a 3rd (a woman); Craigslist is risky; we have SS here on the Fest...according to SBG, he's domesticated...he's certainly a woman...he'll absolutely report back with pics...I'm thinking it could work out for all...
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Old 08-12-2008, 07:21 PM
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Old 08-12-2008, 07:29 PM
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Old 08-12-2008, 07:44 PM
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I dunno... an ex-girlfriend of mine just brought home a friend from work one night. She saved us the trouble of looking around.

And no, that's not the reason we broke up... It had more to do with the fact she was a lying, psychotic b****. But she was a freak, so it was fun while it lasted. ;-)
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