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And Amber, the prostitute is a guess so there still is a possible chance the story couldve been even dumber. Who knows
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Amber - Are you going to go looking for him?
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theres some kids that have gotten in trouble for that new sexting stuff and get slapped on that list.
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Thats just freaky Craig.... Remember your I love bimmerbarbie thread? Yeah, whoooooole new meaning now.

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And Amber, the prostitute is a guess so there still is a possible chance the story couldve been even dumber. Who knows
Yeah I know, its silly. I just thought it was so messed up to be getting that in the mail, for something so retarded.

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Pfft, are you calling me a prostitute? Make up your mind! Are *you* the stalker/rapist, or not?



BTW, I know this is a joke, stalkers aren't something I'd be ok talking about if I didn't know you weren't serious. Only saying this for everyone else who may be like "what the heck? why is she letting him talk like that? crazy people!"

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theres some kids that have gotten in trouble for that new sexting stuff and get slapped on that list.
Ugh! So much stupid crap!!!! You'd think they'd realize that its belittling the victims of the real sex offenders, not to mention making sex crimes seem more main stream in a way by over saturating the sex offender alerts.
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Love you too Craig. Not rapists though. They deserve to be castrated. No more repeat offenders that way...
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Missed you too Chad. Why the heck aren't you replying to your text messages? That was a very serious moment in text time that I needed Chad's opinion on, but nooooo I had to make do. Don't worry, I got over it.
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lol, you got that from BF.c huh? That stanceworks stuff is soo annoying.
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well, choppin the balls off doesnt necassarily mean hes gonna stop... just means hes a unick now... cut the pecker off and youll be safe. like lorena bobbit.
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I saw it on some forum while reading about ddm coils, lol, I pretty much just brought it over here so that you can put it in your sig roflol
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well, choppin the balls off doesnt necassarily mean hes gonna stop... just means hes a unick now... cut the pecker off and youll be safe. like lorena bobbit.
.... there's a reason why eunuchs guarded harems.....
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Missed you too Chad. Why the heck aren't you replying to your text messages? That was a very serious moment in text time that I needed Chad's opinion on, but nooooo I had to make do. Don't worry, I got over it.
My phone completely died, and I didn't get a chance to get it replaced for a few days, then had to wait for it to be sent out. The screen turned completely white. I got SOOOO many texts during that and I couldn't see them or reply or anything. Sorry to everyone who texted me in the last week - I had no way of seeing it.
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vienna boys choir.... im so happy i wasnt born viennish.
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Viennese, perhaps?
nah viennese sounds too asian. them kids are from italy or spain or something like that.
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Ok, I guess thats acceptable. How'd the move go?



Grr! This dude keeps buying the same freaking car as me. I got the Celica, he bought one. We got the VW, he bought a Jetta too. Now, I have the E36 and he bought a 5series and a Benz; he just got an E36 too. I wouldn't be upset about it if it weren't for the fact that he buys eBay parts and anything else as cheap as he can and just slaps it on the cars. So, basically, he destroys good cars. Oh and btw, his dad owns one of those fly by night sleaze-ball car lots: that's where he gets all these cars, not from actual work.

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steve, urs are the best.
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