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Old 08-08-2009, 03:55 AM
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So we got a sex offender notice in the mail today, alerting us that a sex offender moved into the area. First thought, oh great, just what we needed, a child molester or rapist.... Then I opened it and began to read the description of his offense. "Soliciting." That's it. In Ohio. My interpretation of that is he solicited a prostitute, and now not only is that on his record as a sex offender, but its being circulated in a new area with his name, picture, address, and physical description, all the way down to what tattoos he has. I'm all for the sex offender notification thing, its great for real predators. But come on. What, should I be afraid a guy that wanted to pay to get his jollies lives near me? Whats he going to do, buy more hookers? Oooh no, scaaaaaary.

Am I the only one that finds this completely ridiculous and verging on infringing upon his rights? Its one thing if he is a convicted rapist. Soliciting a prostitute is not a dangerous sexual offense.
That is scary-harsh. I mean come-on, how is a Ho' supposed to fulfill her drug requirements if the poor unsuspecting punter has been scared off with this over-zealous, mismanagement of said registry...its Political correctness gone orbital.

Barbie - I thought women with views like yours were a myth. ****ing spot on gal.

In other news, I bought a chiminea So Im going home to burn things.
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Cha Cha CHa CHiA! http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_sep2007/ChiaCar.jpg

and found this while searching for ^^

its disgusting...http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_may2005/CancerTree.htm

looks like a lot of lights... them things are nasty

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Old 08-09-2009, 01:51 AM
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Old 08-09-2009, 11:01 PM
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That was so so so so so beautiful.

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Yeah I do - thats why old guys look like the BFG. A chiminea is a liitle stove you use to burn things, and also bbq. Its a great bit of kit
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so basically its a wood stove with a grill on top or something
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Old 08-10-2009, 08:18 PM
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I was thinking more of the clay ones that --edited for PC-ness-- guys sell on the side of the road....


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Old 08-10-2009, 08:24 PM
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huh, i just thought them was for the poor people cause they are made outta mud. guess i was wrong. them things are steel!
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Old 08-11-2009, 07:45 AM
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Aye man - cast iron - a proper heavy bastard.

Canny see many of the window washing population of the deep south lugging those about
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Old 08-11-2009, 08:27 AM
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Window washing? Ha! They don't do that here. They just stake out the gas stations in the middle of the night near the casinos hoping to beg money off the drunk people.
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it works, i garuntee it does. i spent 300 in a bar and then like 100 at a gas station. they thought it was christmas hahaha.

oh and that movie was sweet! im gonna go buy one of those and try them moves myself. god knows me 318 auto cant do that. especially the airborn part.
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Window washing? Ha! They don't do that here. They just stake out the gas stations in the middle of the night near the casinos hoping to beg money off the drunk people.
We call them taxi drivers
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WHAT





THE




FCUK is that?

I'm so bloody confused. MY OT, I'm tanked right now, just drank enough to drown someone...

But that add, glass on the tire or axle?....
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