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Nope! Just stack it up for the stuff when you get back!

In other news:

A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"

He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."

"Ok, have you ever been in the military service?"

"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour."

The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."

The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. You can start tomorrow at 10 a.m., and plan on starting at 10 a.m. every day."

The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8 a.m. to 4 p.m., why don't you want me here until 10 a.m.?"

"This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."
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"This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."




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Don, lol!
Me too. Take me with you?
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"This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."
Hey I work for the government.

And that's true.
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But, work has settled down to a dull roar. Maybe a week from Friday we could meet up coffee..and I can spread some sunny vibes
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Old 01-16-2013, 05:20 PM
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Joe that looks sick!
I agree! the 1600 im after has the chrome trim shaved off, and im thinking about doing the black the same way it is on that car.

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Joe, thought you had the car already???
No not yet, we have and agreement on price, he knows I want it, he says he wants to sell it. No money has exchanged hands yet. Waiting to get back from my Montreal trip to see how expensive it is going to be before giving him some cash.

He Agreed price is $2,500. I have 1,400 now, hoping that my taxes will cover the rest, or ill have to pull some OT

SO long story short I plan on giving him a grand down, and then giving him the rest when i get my taxes back. Then I HAZ 1968 1600
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Old 01-16-2013, 05:22 PM
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Old 01-16-2013, 05:23 PM
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Joe you get a lot of people texting you randomly... Time for a new number.
eh keeps life interesting

Had this number for at least 5 years now.
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Dino..headed to Grand Cayman for the weekend. I've been working too hard and too long without a real break.

Don, lol!
Nice! Bring some nice weather back!
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Old 01-16-2013, 05:57 PM
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Old 01-16-2013, 06:08 PM
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god the internet is a wonderly scary place
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Old 01-16-2013, 06:14 PM
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Old 01-16-2013, 06:33 PM
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What picture did you text him before that?!
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Still more on this topic:

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.

As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, 'What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it'. And on and on and on.

Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.

While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.

Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs and give him the good news.

As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.

'They're not hanging Wright tonight,' she said.

He whirled around and screamed, 'FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!'
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What picture did you text him before that?!
the forever alone guy

he stopped answering me so it seemed appropriate

BTW you can send him an annoymous text from here:
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only works with verizon numbers.

Funny thing is, if he had just said "sorry wrong number" i would have left it alone
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he stopped answering me so it seemed appropriate

BTW you can send him an annoymous text from here:
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only works with verizon numbers.

Funny thing is, if he had just said "sorry wrong number" i would have left it alone
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He has some texts now
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Old 01-16-2013, 08:11 PM
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Holy crap!!!


Fox actually got something funny (intentionally) for once!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=S7pGt_O1uM8
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I texted him.
Me - “Git Online”
Him – “Who this”
Me – “Brady, isn’t this jake m”
Him – “Funny asshole”
Me – “Maw ha ha”
Him – “Seriously stop”
Me – “You know band hero is just a lame guitar hero spin-off and the music game fad is over.”
Him – “Yup sure do, now stop”
Me – “Then why did you buy it in the first place.”
Him – “Have fun with the cops”
Me – “Aww for me, how nice. I sure will have fun with them. Now I feel bad for not getting you anything for x-mas.
Him – “X-mas? Wtf is that. No wonder you are adopted, u can’t even spell right”
Me – “How funny coming for the guy who wrote things like “u” “wtf” “idk” and my favorite “git online”.
Him – “For the guy? Isn’t it from the guy? No wonder you don’t have a life, texting me from three devices.”
Me – “Really there is a third person texting you? How funny. I hope he shows me the texts. Also I am not the first person you texted.”
Him – “Wow, you had to come up with something to say so you could send it to me nine minutes later.”
Me – “And your 5 minute turnaround is SOOO much better.”
Him – “You know it”
Me – “Then, will you teach me the ways of the fast turnaround?”
Him – “No because you spelled “so” wrong.”
Me – “Nooo, curs my long “so”.”
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