t3h bored threadz - non-e30 chatter

I have worked 1 day this week, Monday I didn't work because I had no car, tuesday was a rain day, wednesday I worked, but puked at the job site a few times, yesterday I didn't go in because I puked every 30-45 minutes, today I puked right when I woke up. hellooooooo 50 dollar paycheck. fuuuuuuuuuu.

AND I STILL DON'T HAVE MY DAMN E30 BACK FROM THE SHOP...it just gets worse and worse..

new sig waddup lol

Hope everyone had a good holiday and survived black friday! I got the 6 drawer Stanley tool chest with bonus tools ( 85pc) for $100!!!

And a Kenwood with ipod conn/ 6" speakers for the E30 for $88!!

Common tools explained
DRILL PRESS:
A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted vertical stabilizer which you had carefully set in the corner where nothing could get to it.
WIRE WHEEL:
Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprints and hard-earned cleco calluses from fingers in about the time it takes you to say, "Oh sh*t!"
ELECTRIC HAND DRILL:
Normally used for spinning pop rivets in their holes until you die of old age.
SKILL SAW:
A portable cutting tool used to make studs too short.
PLIERS:
Used to round off bolt heads. Sometimes used in the creation of blood-blisters.
BELT SANDER:
An electric sanding tool commonly used to convert minor touch-up jobs into major refinishing jobs.
HACKSAW:
One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more dismal your future becomes.
VICE-GRIPS:
Generally used after pliers to completely round off bolt heads. If nothing else is available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to the palm of your hand.
WELDING GLOVES:
Heavy duty leather gloves used to prolong the conduction of intense welding heat to the palm of your hand.
OXYACETYLENE TORCH:
Used almost entirely for lighting various flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for igniting the grease inside the wheel hub you want the bearing race out of.
TABLE SAW:
A large stationary power tool commonly used to launch wood projectiles for testing wall integrity.
HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK:
Used for lowering an automobile to the ground after you have installed your new brake shoes, trapping the jack handle firmly under the bum per.
EIGHT-FOOT LONG YELLOW PINE 2X4:
Used for levering an automobile upward off of a trapped hydraulic jack handle.
E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR:
A tool ten times harder than any known drill bit that snaps neatly off in bolt holes thereby ending any possible future use.
BAND SAW:
A large stationary power saw primarily used by most shops to cut good aluminium sheet into smaller pieces that more easily fit into the trash can after you cut on the inside of the line instead of the outside edge.
TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST:
A tool for testing the maximum tensile strength of everything you forgot to disconnect.
CRAFTSMAN 1/2 x 24-INCH SCREWDRIVER:
A very large pry bar that inexplicably has an accurately machined screwdriver tip on the end opposite the handle.
AVIATION METAL SNIPS:
See hacksaw.
PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER:
Normally used to stab the vacuum seals under lids and for opening old-style paper-and-tin oil cans and splashing oil on your shirt; but can also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw heads.
STRAIGHT SCREWDRIVER:
A tool for opening paint cans. Sometimes used to convert common slotted screws into non-removable screws.
PRY BAR:
A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip or bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50 cent part.
HOSE CUTTER:
A tool used to make hoses too short.
HAMMER:
Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the object we are trying to hit.
MECHANIC'S KNIFE:
Used to open and slice through the contents of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in plastic bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic parts. Especially useful for slicing work clothes, but only while in use.
DAMMIT TOOL:
Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the garage while yelling "DAMMIT" at the top of your lungs. It is also, most often, the next tool that you will need

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Originally Posted by Nick323

Common tools explained
DRILL PRESS:
A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted vertical stabilizer which you had carefully set in the corner where nothing could get to it.
WIRE WHEEL:
Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprints and hard-earned cleco calluses from fingers in about the time it takes you to say, "Oh sh*t!"
ELECTRIC HAND DRILL:
Normally used for spinning pop rivets in their holes until you die of old age.
SKILL SAW:
A portable cutting tool used to make studs too short.
PLIERS:
Used to round off bolt heads. Sometimes used in the creation of blood-blisters.
BELT SANDER:
An electric sanding tool commonly used to convert minor touch-up jobs into major refinishing jobs.
HACKSAW:
One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more dismal your future becomes.
VICE-GRIPS:
Generally used after pliers to completely round off bolt heads. If nothing else is available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to the palm of your hand.
WELDING GLOVES:
Heavy duty leather gloves used to prolong the conduction of intense welding heat to the palm of your hand.
OXYACETYLENE TORCH:
Used almost entirely for lighting various flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for igniting the grease inside the wheel hub you want the bearing race out of.
TABLE SAW:
A large stationary power tool commonly used to launch wood projectiles for testing wall integrity.
HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK:
Used for lowering an automobile to the ground after you have installed your new brake shoes, trapping the jack handle firmly under the bum per.
EIGHT-FOOT LONG YELLOW PINE 2X4:
Used for levering an automobile upward off of a trapped hydraulic jack handle.
E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR:
A tool ten times harder than any known drill bit that snaps neatly off in bolt holes thereby ending any possible future use.
BAND SAW:
A large stationary power saw primarily used by most shops to cut good aluminium sheet into smaller pieces that more easily fit into the trash can after you cut on the inside of the line instead of the outside edge.
TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST:
A tool for testing the maximum tensile strength of everything you forgot to disconnect.
CRAFTSMAN 1/2 x 24-INCH SCREWDRIVER:
A very large pry bar that inexplicably has an accurately machined screwdriver tip on the end opposite the handle.
AVIATION METAL SNIPS:
See hacksaw.
PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER:
Normally used to stab the vacuum seals under lids and for opening old-style paper-and-tin oil cans and splashing oil on your shirt; but can also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw heads.
STRAIGHT SCREWDRIVER:
A tool for opening paint cans. Sometimes used to convert common slotted screws into non-removable screws.
PRY BAR:
A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip or bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50 cent part.
HOSE CUTTER:
A tool used to make hoses too short.
HAMMER:
Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the object we are trying to hit.
MECHANIC'S KNIFE:
Used to open and slice through the contents of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in plastic bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic parts. Especially useful for slicing work clothes, but only while in use.
DAMMIT TOOL:
Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the garage while yelling "DAMMIT" at the top of your lungs. It is also, most often, the next tool that you will need

enjoyed that

Me, Steve and my fiance started up a reptile breeding company. We are trying to get the word out about it for when we start hatching out babies. So if you could like our facebook page, it'd be greatly appreciated. Please don't post anything obscene or something along those lines, this is our hobby and something we want to get into, and we don't want a bad rep from bad posts. Thanks!

www.facebook.com/keystonereptiles

done. now what

Originally Posted by _Ethrty-Andy_

done. now what

Buy a reptile!


Oh, wait, you may have some importation problems.

Originally Posted by _Ethrty-Andy_

done. now what

now you send us some big NZ eels

we've got eels in VA steve... but i checked out your reptile page, pretty sweet

Originally Posted by noexceptions325

we've got eels in VA steve... but i checked out your reptile page, pretty sweet

we have eels in PA too, i want some massive NZ ones.

for some reason...i liked your page. good luck.
poor e30 is starting to get some attention again. it's suspension time...yea !

Maybe I should just pack a Black mamba into the post & see how you handle the unpacking

Originally Posted by Nick323

Maybe I should just pack a Black mamba into the post & see how you handle the unpacking

Screw that! Nick have you ever been to the states?

SWISS, indeed I lived in the USA for a few years
I enjoyed it trumendously, but then I got homesick...
Also we have a personal freedom here in Namibia, that Americans will never achieve again

Originally Posted by Nick323

SWISS, indeed I lived in the USA for a few years
I enjoyed it trumendously, but then I got homesick...
Also we have a personal freedom here in Namibia, that Americans will never achieve again

Theres a can of worms

Worms is what they are collecting

Merica!!! I own a gun. What other freedoms do I need?

Originally Posted by Tkaczuk

Merica!!! I own a gun. What other freedoms do I need?

the freedom to cut down a tree, to build a shed on my own property, the freedom to park an unregistered vehicle i own on my own property without having the city tow it .. i could go on for days about how nobody in the US has even the most basic forms of freedom.

Originally Posted by fcsteve

the freedom to cut down a tree, to build a shed on my own property, the freedom to park an unregistered vehicle i own on my own property without having the city tow it .. i could go on for days about how nobody in the US has even the most basic forms of freedom.

I don't have to deal with any of that. Just the occasional Ladder Day Saint coming to my door. 25sq mile area has 2 township police and the occational state trooper. Not many people even lock there house here. Its a big deal when someone steals some batterys from a local store.

Originally Posted by Tkaczuk

I don't have to deal with any of that. Just the occasional Ladder Day Saint coming to my door. 25sq mile area has 2 township police and the occational state trooper. Not many people even lock there house here. Its a big deal when someone steals some batterys from a local store.

doesn't matter if you have those laws where you are "yet", the fact still remains they can enforce those types of laws on people in america. basic freedoms don't exist anymore. bethlehem doesnt even allow a home owner to widen their driveway apron .

freedom is a joke in america.

Originally Posted by fcsteve

we have eels in PA too, i want some massive NZ ones.

do we have big eels? well there you go, i never knew that.

Originally Posted by fcsteve

the freedom to cut down a tree, to build a shed on my own property, the freedom to park an unregistered vehicle i own on my own property without having the city tow it .. i could go on for days about how nobody in the US has even the most basic forms of freedom.

ok i can park an unregistered vehicle on private property if i own or rent it, i can build a non-permanent structure and cut down most trees, but they cannot be Native trees and permanent strutures like housing and garages need to be certified/approved by the local council before construction.

you guys have a lot more freedom with your modifications in cars than I have here though

NZ as well as the USA is a very free country on the whole though. Bitch about your lack of freedom to a good 90% of the world and they will probably punch you in the face.

Originally Posted by _Ethrty-Andy_

do we have big eels? well there you go, i never knew that.

Jeremy Wade from River Monsters went to NZ to fish for big eels. you guys have them in crazy caves and rivers and stuff. the eels there weren't scared of him and actually bit and latched onto him a bunch of times before he got out of the water quick