Favorite Motorcycle quote

Sitting Is Not A Sport.

There is no World Champion of sitting. No governing body to ensure that when two people try to out sit each other, they do it by the rules. Because sitting is not a sport. Unfortunately, most people that buy sportbikes do just that. They hit the starter button, raise the kickstand, gently release the clutch, and sit their asses off. There's nothing wrong with these people. They just bought the wrong bike. A sportbike is not designed to be sat on. It's designed to be hung off. Moved around on. Constantly manipulated beneath the rider. A self-propelled platform upon which a sport takes place. Before you buy a sportbike, take a moment to think about what you really want to do on it. If the answer involves sitting, you may want to consider something different. A porch swing maybe, or one of those floating pool chairs.


My favorite bike quote of all time

Awesome!

I sit on my Harley...it's a floating couch...

Originally Posted by MMMM_ERT

I sit on my Harley...it's a floating couch...

That's acceptable. I got to ride a new Goldwing It was like riding in a Lincoln Town Car....

My favorite quote is:

"Work to ride, Ride to work"....oh wait, that's not it.

Originally Posted by 3LOU5

My favorite quote is:

"Work to ride, Ride to work"....oh wait, that's not it.

Mine is:

"I love to ride her like Seabiscuit"...oh wait, that's it!

Nice quote...
And true indeed.... If you wanna "just" sit go get yourself a Harley

Originally Posted by biglovemp

Nice quote...
And true indeed.... If you wanna "just" sit go get yourself a Harley

Agreed, maybe in 40 years when I turn 70 it might be Harley time.

Unless of course you're lazy, scared of speed and out of shape, then a Harley is right for you:

http://www.bimmerfest.com/forums/sho...20&postcount=3

Originally Posted by Double-S

Agreed, maybe in 40 years when I turn 70 it might be Harley time.

Unless of course you're lazy, scared of speed and out of shape, then a Harley is right for you:

http://www.bimmerfest.com/forums/sho...20&postcount=3

Glad to see we are on the same page

As a chick, I know I shouldn't, but when I see "If you can read this, the bitch fell off.", I have to giggle.

"Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul."

Originally Posted by Double-S

Agreed, maybe in 40 years when I turn 70 it might be Harley time.

Unless of course you're lazy, scared of speed and out of shape, then a Harley is right for you:

http://www.bimmerfest.com/forums/sho...20&postcount=3

You Diiiick....

Originally Posted by Melissa

As a chick, I know I shouldn't, but when I see "If you can read this, the bitch fell off.", I have to giggle.

I've seen some biker chicks with the shirt that says "This Bitch don't fall off" on the back.

Originally Posted by MMMM_ERT

You Diiiick....

Originally Posted by SportBikeGirl

"Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul."

Thats an awesome one as well...

Originally Posted by biglovemp

He's just upset cause his couch is too slow...

Originally Posted by Double-S

He's just upset cause his couch is too slow...

My motor is 1584cc or 96 ci bud...I'm not riding some chicks 600.

Originally Posted by MMMM_ERT

My motor is 1584cc or 96 ci bud...I'm not riding some chicks 600.

Puleez....anyone can put two wheels on a barge.

Originally Posted by Double-S

Puleez....anyone can put two wheels on a barge.

Torque, baby....torque.

Originally Posted by MMMM_ERT

Torque, baby....torque.

I love you like a big sister but jeebus man, dump trucks have the most torque.

Obviously those skid-plates you call helmets aren't very good are they?

Breakdowns and rebuilds create character in the owner as well as in the machine.
Perhaps that's why I still run out of gas occasionally-there's nothing like pushing a 500 pound motorcycle that last half mile to make you appreciate the wonders of the internal combustion engine.

John Landstrom
Blue Moon Cycle

Originally Posted by Double-S

I love you like a big sister:

So...Diver Girl was right...you are a chick....

Originally Posted by MMMM_ERT

So...Diver Girl was right...you are a chick....

Not quite there Tiny Tin (I believe Prop came up with that one), me be the boy, you be the sista!

Originally Posted by Double-S

Not quite there Tiny Tin (I believe Prop came up with that one), me be the boy, you be the sista!

Nice try Big Sister...

Originally Posted by MMMM_ERT

Nice try Big Sister...

Stop being immature.

My bike is faster than your bike.