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Old 11-06-2009, 05:01 AM
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This thread works.

All of the suggestions for WORST sex tape are right on track. And made me feel rather unwell.
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Old 11-06-2009, 06:18 AM
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Old 11-06-2009, 06:39 AM
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Old 11-06-2009, 06:46 AM
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Since "Lady Gaga" has a pen0r I guess she could make her(his) own hardcore film.
If true, I'm inclined to agree with Shakira.
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Old 11-06-2009, 07:30 AM
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As long as she doesn't make any vocalizations...yes please.
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Old 11-06-2009, 07:45 AM
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Old 11-06-2009, 09:12 AM
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Old 11-06-2009, 09:31 AM
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She always dines alone on her show. Kinda makes your imagination going wild, doesn't it?
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Old 11-06-2009, 10:25 AM
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Old 11-06-2009, 11:03 AM
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Old 11-06-2009, 11:12 AM
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Old 11-06-2009, 01:43 PM
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Old 11-06-2009, 07:14 PM
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My dick size of a pumpkin,
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Old 11-07-2009, 07:53 AM
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Old 11-07-2009, 08:13 AM
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Old 11-07-2009, 08:15 AM
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If true, I'm inclined to agree with Shakira.


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Old 11-07-2009, 12:57 PM
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hmmm, nope. Your proof sucks.
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Old 11-09-2009, 01:40 AM
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Old 11-09-2009, 05:31 AM
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Old 11-09-2009, 06:35 AM
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There is already a Pelosi sex tape - she's screwing the whole country daily on C-SPAN!
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Old 11-09-2009, 06:51 AM
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Old 11-09-2009, 04:05 PM
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Old 11-10-2009, 12:11 AM
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hmmm, nope. Your proof sucks.
What was that "thing" that fell out in vid#1?
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