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E39 (1997 - 2003)
The BMW 5-Series (E39 chassis) was introduced in the United States as a 1997 model year car and lasted until the 2004 when the E60 chassis was released. The United States saw several variations including the 525i, 528i, 530i and 540i. -- View the E39 Wiki |
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Checkout Hitler ranting about the E39
Thought you guys might like this.
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where's the damn painted hood
jk great job glad I could help
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Yeah thanks for the input Andy.
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funny. how do i get the hitler clip so that i can type some dialogue on a different topic?
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But seriously, where are the pics of the painted hood?
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haha nice.
Yah Mack where are the pics of the new painted CF hood, I just googled atlanta weather, your all clear tomo, no more excuses...tisk tisk haha
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Jesus Christ you off topic bitchaz!!
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That's some funny stuff right there.
"The effing CEL will be the death of me!" |
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that was FUNNY!
the cooling system failure was gold in the beginning, and the plastic dip was super funny at the end! HAHAHHA!
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LOL I'm still laughing everytime I watch it. I tried to get the goodies in there.
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Dude that was amazing! I laughed for ever! The cooling system part was awesome!
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Funniest part was how Hitler hasn't gotten laid in months.
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Great. This is s GREAT movie (Downfall) for those who have not seen it...
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Great Job!! Busted a gut on that one.
"What's next? The window regulators?" |
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"What next the window regulators"
he forgot about frozen door handles! oooo so priceless. Great Find
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~The Fun Cars~ 2003 BMW 540i [Sterling Gray / Gray] [Msport] [DSP] [AUX] [ICE V5] [BSWs] [DINAN Trans] [M Audio Subs] [E38 lighted int. door handles] [E46 Paddleshifters] [Two-tone Interior] 2008 BMW 550i [Jet Black / Black] [Sport] [Paddles] [Comfort Access] [IPOD] [Shades] [Nav] [PDC] A 5'er that was almost too good to be true. Stuff For Sale: OEM E39 Nokia Subwoofer [click] |
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Now that was funny!!
and sadly true... |
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I've seen this clip before, but instead he was ranting about the iPod/iPhone.
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ahem, Mack..
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LOL yes yes. Everyone I'd like to thank Andyffer for the window regulator and FSU input. Classic! FYI for those that weren't aware this video is a bit of a youtube phenomenon. Do a search on Hitler rants and you'll find everything from iPhone issues to Hitler miffed about being unable to watercool and overclock his PC. Genuinely funny $hit for those of us with twisted senses of humor. I've been wanting to do one for awhile now and it finally hit me last night. Hitler rants about the E39! There may be issues with our beloved bimmers but we all love 'em anyways and thought this would be interesting. Hope everyone enjoys it as much as I do.
Also for those that asked. Painted CF hood pics.
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No mention of the cup holders??
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Oh snap!! How did we miss that!!!
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Wow that was awesome! I watched it over a few times lol. Funny stuff. Thanks for that.
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Thanks all. Feel free to leave comments at the youtube link and send out to everyone who would enjoy viewing. I want this baby to get more hits than any of the other Hitler parodies!!!
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