OFFICIAL E46 Off Topic Thread

^^^The steering wheel is on the wrong side. You may get shot driving like that in Compton. But if you're really in Compton and already driving a Clio then I guess you'll be alright. The 318i looks nice, but since it's in the UK auto trader, references miles, and the price is in pounds, it's weird. I'm questioning the validity of your entire post. kthanksbye

lol sorry i dont live in compton ! I live in england! i changed because i thought nobody answered because i was english! i think this is about 14k dollars

So is it good mileage for what it is thanks for answering!

Originally Posted by Ryans323i

I just spit coffee all over my computer.

Originally Posted by SmokedE46

dowm with scuderia

go red bull

As they say ..."in order to finish first , first you've got to finish ". RB's are quick but fragile , a mark of all Adrien Newey cars . Alonso will win WDC and Ferrari will win constructors because of good car and solid reliability . Look for more podium finishes and maybe a win for Massa in Malaysia .

Great race this weekend though . Alonso and Ham drove great and Alonso's late breaking move on Ham causing Weber to hit him was amazing . I love it when the weather messes things up and you end up with fast cars coming from the back . Always exciting ...

Vettel will win his first WDC in 2012 , when he takes Massa's seat at Ferrari .

... and Schumacher will soon discover that it would have been better to remain as well-paid Ferrari consultant, rather than risk life and limb for a quixotic pursuit with Mercedes...

Originally Posted by jcourcoul

... and Schumacher will soon discover that it would have been better to remain as well-paid Ferrari consultant, rather than risk life and limb for a quixotic pursuit with Mercedes...

No doubt , especially after Rosberg beats him a few more times .

by the way , Karun Chandohk and HRT Cosworth rule for finishing the race with no previous running. And Virgin F1 can't finish a race because their fuel tank is too small !?!?! CFD=Computational Fluid Dynamics or Complete F'ing Disaster ?

Not that I'm very into F1...

Originally Posted by Ryans323i

I just spit coffee all over my computer.





I'm house sitting and taking care of the two sissiest dogs I've ever known. Boo.

Yeah its hilarious isnt it?

Still doesnt make sense why in the world you would put a wheel under car where as it takes 2 seconds on to put a spare on. idk

Originally Posted by jonathan2263

As they say ..."in order to finish first , first you've got to finish ". RB's are quick but fragile , a mark of all Adrien Newey cars . Alonso will win WDC and Ferrari will win constructors because of good car and solid reliability . Look for more podium finishes and maybe a win for Massa in Malaysia .

Great race this weekend though . Alonso and Ham drove great and Alonso's late breaking move on Ham causing Weber to hit him was amazing . I love it when the weather messes things up and you end up with fast cars coming from the back . Always exciting ...

Vettel will win his first WDC in 2012 , when he takes Massa's seat at Ferrari .

I see the Ferraris doing well, but I got a gut feeling Vettle will start winning and getting podiums. The end of the year I think will be between Alonso, Vettle, Hamilton.

As for Shumi, once he gets back up to speed, Hell start running up front aswell.

Forecast for Malaysia is rain on all three days . Should be loads of fun . Any takers on a win for Force India ???

Originally Posted by TrickTizzle

Yeah its hilarious isnt it?

Still doesnt make sense why in the world you would put a wheel under car where as it takes 2 seconds on to put a spare on. idk

Because if you're using a crappy jack as soon as you take the wheel off it fails... I really hope you need to change a wheel and the jack fails on you.

Originally Posted by Solidjake

Because if you're using a crappy jack as soon as you take the wheel off it fails... I really hope you need to change a wheel and the jack fails on you.

That's mean. I would never hope upon anyone that a jack fail on them, especially without a safety net (even if that's a spare under the frame). I'd recommend getting a different jack to keep in the car or having a great friend w/ a truck who carries/can carry a jack to you.

I saw a scissor jack at walmart for about 20 bucks, I considered getting it to replace the one that came w/ the car (looked more sturdier, but not for anything more than a wheel swap) but I figure if I run into trouble I'll just call the BF and make him come rescue me.

Originally Posted by Solidjake

Because if you're using a crappy jack as soon as you take the wheel off it fails... I really hope you need to change a wheel and the jack fails on you.

Maybe your just retarded and dont know how to use OEM jack. Im pretty sure if jacks started to fail, someone would have been killed by know and there would of been a recall by now. I've used it 2 times on the side of the road and it did a flawless job. Don't blame the jack, if the operator doesnt know how use it.

Originally Posted by jonathan2263

Forecast for Malaysia is rain on all three days . Should be loads of fun . Any takers on a win for Force India ???

Doubt F I gets a win this early in the season. But you know what rain is called in F1, VETTLE WEATHER.

I just wish BMW had hung in there, and also I would have LOVED to see USF1 make the grid.

Originally Posted by TrickTizzle

Maybe your just retarded and dont know how to use OEM jack. Im pretty sure if jacks started to fail, someone would have been killed by know and there would of been a recall by now. I've used it 2 times on the side of the road and it did a flawless job. Don't blame the jack, if the operator doesnt know how use it.

You're also in MINNESOTA! Your horizon looks like someone flat-lined. The only inclines you're familiar with are handicap access ramps. I realize that most jack fails are due to hydraulic failures, which our oem jacks are not hydraulic, BUT I've had the lovely experience of jacking the car in emergency (to check the driver's side rear wheel bearing, which incurs the need to disengage the e-brake) on what I thought was even ground, and guess what, the car rolled, tweaked the jack, and caused it to fail. I couldn't imagine if I had had the wheel off trying to change a flat on the side of the possibly unlevel road. Oh dear! So just maybe, the thought of sacrificing a rim for the saving of one's axle, suspension, frame, or even one's life, isn't so ridiculous.

Originally Posted by Ryans323i

You're also in MINNESOTA! Your horizon looks like someone flat-lined. The only inclines you're familiar with are handicap access ramps. I realize that most jack fails are due to hydraulic failures, which our oem jacks are not hydraulic, BUT I've had the lovely experience of jacking the car in emergency (to check the driver's side rear wheel bearing, which incurs the need to disengage the e-brake) on what I thought was even ground, and guess what, the car rolled, tweaked the jack, and caused it to fail. I couldn't imagine if I had had the wheel off trying to change a flat on the side of the possibly unlevel road. Oh dear! So just maybe, the thought of sacrificing a rim for the saving of one's axle, suspension, frame, or even one's life, isn't so ridiculous.

You got it all wrong girl! Our land is not flat at all...that would be the dakota or iowa your thinking of...

Originally Posted by Ryans323i

You're also in MINNESOTA! Your horizon looks like someone flat-lined. The only inclines you're familiar with are handicap access ramps.

Originally Posted by TrickTizzle

You got it all wrong girl! Our land is not flat at all...that would be the dakota or iowa your thinking of...

You know, Miss Ry, I think he's right....

..you see, they have these enormeous potholes, might need a VW Beetle to fill one up....

Only 21 pages?

weaksos

Originally Posted by TrickTizzle

Maybe your just retarded and dont know how to use OEM jack. Im pretty sure if jacks started to fail, someone would have been killed by know and there would of been a recall by now. I've used it 2 times on the side of the road and it did a flawless job. Don't blame the jack, if the operator doesnt know how use it.

Those jacks do fail and will fail if you try anything more than lifting the tire just off the ground. There were plenty of stories about the jack failing and the car falling on noobs. They usually come away without a scratch. Still I find it amusing these idiots need to have part of their bodies under the car just to change wheels. I had a rotor falling on the inside rim of my unbolted wheel once as I tried to dump the weight of the car on the wheel to dislodge it, and the paint was barely marked. Even 3 year old children know how a sea saw works, I am surprised people here don't. Do we have 2 year olds here ?

Originally Posted by Moeman10

Only 21 pages?

weaksos

now now, be nice they like to stay on topic.. they know their business... but what does that say about us?

It's all in good fun

Originally Posted by SmokedE46

Doubt F I gets a win this early in the season. But you know what rain is called in F1, VETTLE WEATHER.

I just wish BMW had hung in there, and also I would have LOVED to see USF1 make the grid.

I got this spy photo from an friend who works at the wind tunnel in SC . Apparently this is what the USF1 car would have looked like had they made it to the grid ...

At work. Going to be a long day -__-

-__- another screw in the same freaking tire. WTFFFFF. Someone is planting these.

Originally Posted by jonathan2263

I got this spy photo from an friend who works at the wind tunnel in SC . Apparently this is what the USF1 car would have looked like had they made it to the grid ...

That is down right not even funny. I know the car prob wouldnt have been the sexiest on the grid but cmon dude. haha.
Webber on pole in Malaysia WOOOO RED BULL.

Originally Posted by Solidjake

-__- another screw in the same freaking tire. WTFFFFF. Someone is planting these.

Of course but you never get out long enough for me to get ya.

Actually, I'm really sorry to hear about your misfortune. Lousy luck I guess.