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So when you put two, then it makes 50 hp.
Oooh... Now you're thinking.
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Don`t usually do it, but went with my wife to the grocery store today....there was a real dipstick-looking guy who kept standing there with the glass freezer doors open (like you can`t look through them ???), blocking traffic. For some reason, this rubbed me the wrong way, so I started adding random items to his cart when he wasn`t looking . My wife just smiled and shook her head....
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Old 05-26-2013, 11:20 AM
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Another reason to be happy you drive an E46. To change the headlight bulb on my GF's Saab, I had to remove the bumper cover. Yeah, I couldn't believe it either.
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So when you put two, then it makes 50 hp.
And if you install them vertically coming out of the back of the hood, you get another 15 hp per side.
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Old 05-26-2013, 11:42 AM
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Don`t usually do it, but went with my wife to the grocery store today....there was a real dipstick-looking guy who kept standing there with the glass freezer doors open (like you can`t look through them ???), blocking traffic. For some reason, this rubbed me the wrong way, so I started adding random items to his cart when he wasn`t looking . My wife just smiled and shook her head....
(I get bored easily....what can I say ?)
I do stuff like this after I've had a few, fueling the latent flames of deviance.
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Another reason to be happy you drive an E46. To change the headlight bulb on my GF's Saab, I had to remove the bumper cover. Yeah, I couldn't believe it either.
You have a Persion rug in your garage? That's living!!
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Don`t usually do it, but went with my wife to the grocery store today....there was a real dipstick-looking guy who kept standing there with the glass freezer doors open (like you can`t look through them ???), blocking traffic. For some reason, this rubbed me the wrong way, so I started adding random items to his cart when he wasn`t looking . My wife just smiled and shook her head....
(I get bored easily....what can I say ?)
I almost spit my Twisted Tea all over my keyboard when I read this!! I'll have to remember that when I go to the supermarket and some clueless tourist pi$$es me off. Classic.
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I lost an Uncle over there. He used to take me everywhere when I was a kid, and always had the coolest cars. I will miss him forever. It's a shame that so many people take for granted the freedom that these guys died to protect.
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Yes, we can't bespoil our tires by letting them touch concrete. Only the best for me and my baby. (My girl, not my car. It's her garage).
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The Bus Driver & The Nun

An attractive nun gets on a bus and sits behind the driver.
She says to the bus driver she needs someone to talk to.

She lives in a convent and wants to experience sex before she dies.

The bus driver agrees but the nun explains she can't have
sex with a married man because it would be a sin.

The bus driver says no problem, he's not married.

The nun says she also has to die a virgin, so she has to take it in
the ass.

The bus driver agrees again and being the only
two people on the bus they go in the back and take care
of business.

When they were done and he had resumed driving, the
bus driver said, "Sister, I have a confession to make, I'm
married and have three kids."

The nun replied, "That's
O.K. I have a confession too.

My name is Bruce and I'm
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An attractive nun gets on a bus and sits behind the driver.
She says to the bus driver she needs someone to talk to.

She lives in a convent and wants to experience sex before she dies.

The bus driver agrees but the nun explains she can't have
sex with a married man because it would be a sin.

The bus driver says no problem, he's not married.

The nun says she also has to die a virgin, so she has to take it in
the ass.

The bus driver agrees again and being the only
two people on the bus they go in the back and take care
of business.

When they were done and he had resumed driving, the
bus driver said, "Sister, I have a confession to make, I'm
married and have three kids."

The nun replied, "That's
O.K. I have a confession too.

My name is Bruce and I'm
on my way to a costume party."
Blonde Jokes


A blonde & her husband are lying in bed
listening to the next door neighbor's dog..
It has been in the backyard barking for hours & hours.
The blonde jumps up out of bed and says,
"I've had enough of this".
She goes downstairs.
The blonde finally comes back up to bed
and her husband says, "The dog is still barking,
what have you been doing?"
The blonde says,
"I put the dog in our backyard,
let's see how THEY like it!
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Two Blondes With Hammers...
Lynn & Judy were doing some carpenter work
on a Habitat for Humanity House.
Lynn was nailing down house siding,
would reach into her nail
pouch, pull out a nail & either toss it
over her shoulder or nail it in.
Judy, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, '
Why are you throwing those nails away?'
Lynn explained, 'When I pull a nail out of my pouch,
about half of them have the head on the wrong end
& I throw them away.'
Judy got completely upset & yelled,
'You moron! Those nails aren't defective!
They're for the other side of the house!'
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Did you hear about the two blondes
who froze to death in a drive-in movie?
They had gone to see 'Closed for the Winter.'
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip
of her index finger shot off. 'How did this happen?' the emergency
room doctor asked her.
'Well, I was trying to commit suicide,' the blonde replied.
'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried to commit suicide by shooting
off your finger?'
'No, slly' the blonde said. 'First I put the gun to my chest, &
then I thought, 'I just paid $6, 000.00 for these implants...
I'm not shooting myself in the chest.'
'So then?' asked the doctor.
'Then I put the gun in my mouth, & I thought, 'I just paid $3,000..00
to get my teeth straightened I'm not shooting myself in the mouth.'
'So then?'
'Then I put the gun to my ear, & I thought: 'This is going to make a
loud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the
trigger.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
A blonde was driving home after a game & got caught in a really bad
hailstorm.. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it
To a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he
decided to have some fun... He told her to go home and blow into the
tail pipe really hard, & all the dents would pop out.
So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands & knees & started
blowing into her tailpipe.. Nothing happened.. So she blew a little
harder, & still nothing happened.
Her blonde roommate saw her & asked, 'What are you doing?' The first
blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the
tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.
The roommate rolled her eyes & said, 'Uh, like hello!
You need to roll up the windows first.'
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
A blonde was shopping at Target &
came across a shiny silver thermos.
She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up & took
it to the clerk to ask what it was.
The clerk said, 'Why, that's a thermos.....
It keeps hot things hot, And cold things cold.'
'Wow, said the blonde, 'that's amazing......I'm going to buy it!'
So she bought the thermos & took it to work the next day.
Her boss saw it on her desk.
'What's that,' he asked?
'Why, that's a thermos..... It keeps hot things hot & cold things
cold,' she replied..
Her boss inquired, 'What do you have in it?'
The blond replied......
'Two popsicles & some coffee.'
++++++++++++++++++++++++++
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.
Her boss asked sympathetically, 'What's the matter?'
The blonde replies,
'Early this morning I got a phone call saying that
my mother had passed away.'
The boss, feeling sorry for her, says,
'Why don't you go home for the
day? Take the day off to relax & rest.'
'Thanks, but I'd be better off here.
I need to keep my mind off it &
I have the best chance of doing that here.'
The boss agrees & allows the blonde to work as usual.
A couple of hours pass & the boss decides to check on the blonde.
He looks out from his office & sees the blonde crying hysterically...
'What's so bad now? Are you gonna be okay?' he asks.
'No!' exclaims the blonde.
'I just received a horrible call from my
sister. Her mother died, too!'
Blondes Are The Best!!!
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A girl says to her date, "You're in for a real treat. I've been told that I have a body like New Jersey."

So, her date grabs her waist and asks, "What's this?" She replies "Middlesex."

He grabs her butt and asks "What's this?"

She replies, "Freehold." Then he grabs her breast and asks "What's this?"

She replies, "Point Pleasant."

Finally, he reaches between her thighs and says, "I guess this is Cherry Hill?"

"No", she replies, "That's Eatontown."

The guy gets so excited that he pulls down his pants and says, "Welcome to Long Branch!"

"I don't know," she replies, "looks like Short Hills to me."
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Brakes, checked! (Beige Chrysler Voyager came from crossing right in front of me when i was doing 35mph, braked and evaded and no damage.)

Oh, and these were different street different side of the town, not like first did cause second, if someone is wondering.

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