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Old 02-03-2011, 09:56 AM
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2. A person regarded as being insignificant; a nonentity.

Is it only in New York??
No, you're a zilch in other places than NYl! Zinggggg!

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Old 02-03-2011, 10:28 AM
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No, you're a zilch in other places than NYl! Zinggggg!

Update: Serious milf action in the Parker Meridian today.
Thanks for the support.

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Old 02-03-2011, 10:30 AM
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Old 02-03-2011, 10:31 AM
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Gosh, make me feel wonderful for fuhking around!

Update: i need sleep. Watched the Afghan: Restopo documentary last night.
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Old 02-03-2011, 10:35 AM
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Update: Im freakin out man...
Kevin will not leave me alone...I had a mild panic attack thinking of him leaving/moving away

But I REALLY REALLY like Dan a lot Like....A LOT!!!!

WTF is wrong with me - how do I get into this sh!t?!
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Old 02-03-2011, 10:36 AM
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Gosh, make me feel wonderful for fuhking around!

Update: i need sleep. Watched the Afghan: Restopo documentary last night.
Now you know how I feel.

Update: send me that spreadsheet.

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Old 02-03-2011, 10:41 AM
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Update: Im freakin out man...
Kevin will not leave me alone...I had a mild panic attack thinking of him leaving/moving away

But I REALLY REALLY like Dan a lot Like....A LOT!!!!

WTF is wrong with me - how do I get into this sh!t?!
There is clearly only one solution. You need to talk Dan and Kev into becoming bi-sexual and the three of you moving in together. It's really the only way, sorry brit
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Old 02-03-2011, 10:50 AM
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Old 02-03-2011, 10:53 AM
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Update: Im freakin out man...
Kevin will not leave me alone...I had a mild panic attack thinking of him leaving/moving away

But I REALLY REALLY like Dan a lot Like....A LOT!!!!

WTF is wrong with me - how do I get into this sh!t?!
sorry, Brit. ...don't even get me started on my man issues. Arghhhhhhhh.

update: wishing it were bed time, I'm exhausted. ...school is KILLING me!
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Old 02-03-2011, 11:00 AM
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You snarted in the meeting?

Update: Ugh, only 12pm.
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Old 02-03-2011, 11:05 AM
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You snarted in the meeting?

Update: Ugh, only 12pm.
Snarted is such a lame word. I came up with Farsneeze (copyright -MatWiz 2011. All rights reserved). It has more punch to it.

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Old 02-03-2011, 11:11 AM
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Snarted is such a lame word. I came up with Farsneeze (copyright -MatWiz 2011. All rights reserved). It has more punch to it.

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The sneeze is the precursor to the fart, so I think snart is more technically correct (rather like shart). Besides snart is one syllable and rolls off the tongue much easier. Farsneeze makes me think of someone who fails to cover their face and projects their sneeze across the conference table.

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Old 02-03-2011, 11:22 AM
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The sneeze is the precursor to the fart, so I think snart is more technically correct (rather like shart). Besides snart is one syllable and rolls off the tongue much easier. Farsneeze makes me think of someone who fails to cover their face and projects their sneeze across the conference table.
So what?

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Old 02-03-2011, 11:25 AM
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There is clearly only one solution. You need to talk Dan and Kev into becoming bi-sexual and the three of you moving in together. It's really the only way, sorry brit
funny you say that...Kev is now telling me he does not care if I stay with Dan or not...he just wants me back no matter what

I don't think I could manage that...

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Old 02-03-2011, 11:26 AM
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So snart is a superior word to farsneeze. Plus snart is public domain and we won't run into copyright issues using it.
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Snarted is such a lame word. I came up with Farsneeze (copyright -MatWiz 2011. All rights reserved). It has more punch to it.

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The sneeze is the precursor to the fart, so I think snart is more technically correct (rather like shart). Besides snart is one syllable and rolls off the tongue much easier. Farsneeze makes me think of someone who fails to cover their face and projects their sneeze across the conference table.

Update: Thoughts are turning to lunch.
I'm going to have to agree with bmw_dave on this one. Sorry MW.

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Old 02-03-2011, 11:27 AM
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funny you say that...Kev is now telling me he does not care if I stay with Dan or not...he just wants me back no matter what

I don't think I could manage that...

Update: someone just shoot me please!!!
Maybe if you visited Kevin and snarted at him, it might break the spell...
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Old 02-03-2011, 11:37 AM
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Maybe if you visited Kevin and snarted at him, it might break the spell...

thanks I needed that...I will try it too!!!

Update: work work work - have my company awards banquet Sat. and somehow got stuck doing EVERYTHING for it...ugh
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You snarted in the meeting?
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So snart is a superior word to farsneeze. Plus snart is public domain and we won't run into copyright issues using it.
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Kevin will not leave me alone...I had a mild panic attack thinking of him leaving/moving away
That was exactly his intention by telling you that. Don't allow yourself to be manipulated.

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That was exactly his intention by telling you that. Don't allow yourself to be manipulated.

Update: I'd say I'm losing my mind today but it's already long gone
yep exactly.

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Old 02-03-2011, 01:15 PM
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Old 02-03-2011, 01:34 PM
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That was exactly his intention by telling you that. Don't allow yourself to be manipulated.

Update: I'd say I'm losing my mind today but it's already long gone
dont worry this was my response...

"I donít like deadlines and threats Ė relationships donít work like thatÖif YOU give up and move away thatís on you. I will have to assume you really donít want me (which is what I have thought all along) which is why you leftÖ"



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