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E39 (1997 - 2003)
The BMW 5-Series (E39 chassis) was introduced in the United States as a 1997 model year car and lasted until the 2004 when the E60 chassis was released. The United States saw several variations including the 525i, 528i, 530i and 540i. -- View the E39 Wiki

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Old 09-24-2010, 12:51 AM
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Any female members in this E39 forum?

I am a new member here. I am just curious if there are any female regular member of this board? I am going to guess right now that there isn't any. The E39 is a pretty "manly" car unlike for example the Audi TT (which was my previous car before I got my E39)..So, any females in the house?
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Old 09-24-2010, 02:52 AM
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I am a new member here. I am just curious if there are any female regular member of this board? I am going to guess right now that there isn't any. The E39 is a pretty "manly" car unlike for example the Audi TT (which was my previous car before I got my E39)..So, any females in the house?
Nope. Nothing.



But just in case:

I am a tall, dark, handsome, mid 30s, 6.5 figure income, I like long a walk on the beach, reading a book next to my future honeypie, like to walk bare foot in the park and feel the grass between my toes (positive toe 0.09 degree in). I like long drives to a quiet place on the mountain looking at the sunrise.

Any females on the board? Please email me with a picture MatWiz@bimmerfest.com (that's short for Mattress Wizard , if you know what I mean )

Oh, I forgot. I also like to sit in front of the fireplace. (not real one. I've got one of those plastic things from Walmart. It was on sale.)

Don't forget to send the picture!

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P.S 2: Oh, I also forgot. I also have a Gold Rolex Submariner. It's real not fake. I got it from the guy in the parking lot for $50! Haha! Deal of the century. Haha!
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Old 09-24-2010, 03:20 AM
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Nope. Nothing.


I am a tall, dark, handsome, mid 30s,
(that's short for Mattress Wizard , if you know what I mean )
Haha!
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What u mean? Can u whisper me in my ear?

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Old 09-24-2010, 04:20 AM
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What u mean? Can u whisper me in my ear?

XoxoxoX

Tranny of the board.


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(that's short for Mattress Wizard)

I read that and almost choked on my coffee.


A lot of the guys who call in for e39 parts tell me that the e39 is the wife's car.
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Old 09-24-2010, 08:16 AM
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Hmm, I'm in the market for a new mattress, where do you work? Sleepy's? 1 800 MATTRESS? You prefer Simmons or Sealy?

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Old 09-24-2010, 08:23 AM
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I am a new member here. I am just curious if there are any female regular member of this board? I am going to guess right now that there isn't any. The E39 is a pretty "manly" car unlike for example the Audi TT (which was my previous car before I got my E39)..So, any females in the house?
Yes there is a female member of this board. And her posts are very informative and detailed, and I have learned a lot from her. But I'll let her acknowledge your query.
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...So, any females in the house?
Yes...there's an outstanding female contributor to this forum...and there may be some that only read and never step forward (just like a lot of males).

I'm sure you'll run across one of Bluebee's threads...and not to demean her in stereotypical way...she has a great knack for cleaning up all our "loose-end"threads and has really spent a lot of time assembling common maladies & DIY stuff into threads that have links to the same questions/answers.

Here's a shout-out to Bluebee...some of us notice and appreciate your contributions...including your DIY's and your archiving skilz!

BTW, you can't miss her handiwork if you click on the VERY FIRST thread in this forum titled "The Very Best of E39 Links".
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I read that and almost choked on my coffee.


A lot of the guys who call in for e39 parts tell me that the e39 is the wife's car.
Bed bugs are a common news item these days! Hmmmm
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Yes...there's an outstanding female contributor to this forum...she has a great knack for cleaning up all our "loose-end"threads and has really spent a lot of time assembling common maladies & DIY stuff into threads that have links to the same questions/answers.

Here's a shout-out to Bluebee...some of us notice and appreciate your contributions...including your DIY's and your archiving skilz!
+1~ I concur.
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Old 09-24-2010, 09:22 AM
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Bluebee and QSilver7. And I'll throw cn90 in there too. These three people are life savers. My ideal E39 mechanic would be the offspring of them three. Wait, not sure how that would work......
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bluebee is a lady???!!!
You seriously did not know until now???


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I'm waiting for a five page single spaced report/reply from Buebee!
Was that a Freudian slip? Because that sounds like you just called her boobies instead of BLuebee. Oh no!!!

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I dont think Teklord69 looking for any hook up or anything here...
You can tell by his user name... He just being honest to get to know a ratio. Dont be hating.
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I dont think Teklord69 looking for any hook up or anything here...
You can tell by his user name... He just being honest to get to know a ratio. Dont be hating.
Yeah, don't be hating.


You'll notice that plenty of the people here on E39 subforum lack a good sense of humor. Quite a few DO have an intuitive sense of when to laugh, and you can tell who they are just by looking at this thread, but some just think that everything is meant to be taken seriously.

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