I got dissed by an Audi Driver - help

Originally Posted by furby076

So this weekend I was in NY with a girl that I am seeing. We went to a party where a great friend of hers was at. She introduced us and then said "So you like Audi, and you like BMW...discuss".

So the audi driver made fun of me a lot and she was much more quick witted then me.

The only thing I can make fun of her car is that she has a cloth convertible...not a hard top.

She definitely gave me the thumbs down on my 330 and said I wussed out and should have gotten a 650.

So I need some good come back lines...we are getting together on Wed and then New Years.

Furball

Listen to Uncle Goaty all you want furb, just shy away when he asks you to sit on his lap.

Originally Posted by Emission

VW Group = Audi, Bentley, Bugatti, Porsche... nothing in there that screams embarassment.

It is interesting to see how nervous BMW owners get around Audis. I don't see your knees shaking around the Subaru camps...

- Mike

1 question I ask myself is why on earth are there soooooo many Audi owners on the Bimmer boards?Never would occur to me to cross-over to Audi threads,Do they have any?Oh and I owned a 2001 S4 for 3 years and it LIVED in the shop so....Subaru's?What are those lawn mowers?And I know there is a stake financially with Porsche and Audi of some sort but never confuse the 2 ever.Gotta think VW now there is a car!!!!lol lol!!!!

Originally Posted by ///M-ratedE90

a) "A 650 is like a bus, the 330 is nimble. I have good hands and I like to be touching something that responds". A sweet follow up move would be to put your arm around your lady...

or just reach down your pants.

NO MORE SAD GOAT HAPPY GOAT ONLY LOL


Furball, don't worry, driving an Audi is punishment in itself. No need to rub it in at the party.

neap your picture expired.

Originally Posted by Chop362

1 question I ask myself is why on earth are there soooooo many Audi owners on the Bimmer boards?

They are shopping for a BMW... and they likely come across threads about HPFPs and decide to get a C-Class instead.

- Mike

Originally Posted by neapolitan

or just reach down your pants.

So much for the classy approach, lol.

Originally Posted by ProfessorCook

So much for the classy approach, lol.

He is from Pittsburgh. They have only just stopped giving goats as dowries out there.

A goat dowry is nothing to dismiss.

^^^ amazing what happens around here in the blink of an eye.....

Originally Posted by ProfessorCook

Interesting!

Win by outclassing her. Be elusive. If you're lucky, she'll go crazy trying to figure you out. Be incredibly modest. Admire her good taste. And quietly smile whenever the topic returns to the BMW. The goal is to intimate that you know why the BMW is superior, but you're too nice and modest to explain at the risk of offending.

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Excellent approach, Professor. Something tells me you have used it quite successfully?

Originally Posted by ///M-ratedE90

He is from Pittsburgh. They have only just stopped giving goats as dowries out there.

Speaking of...

Oddly enough, I've yet to be in a situation where I've had to defend my choice in the BMW.

Being a bit long in the tooth as I am, I've come to the conclusion that, in the long run, I'm much better off saying less and listening more. Sounds like furball's friend of a friend, though witty, might quickly dig herself into a hole and come off looking the fool.

Besides, BMW owners have a bad rap at being smug and snotty. I'd prefer not to feed that stereotype. (As, I might point out, you do not.)

Originally Posted by bmw_dave

Speaking of...

I am worth nine goats. ('Sounds pretty good to me.)

More on dowries and goats...

From Wikipedia (so it must be true)

In 2006, in the Sudanese goat marriage incident, a Sudanese man named Charles Tombe was forced to "marry" a goat with which he was caught having sex in the Hai Malakal suburb of Juba, Sudan. The owner of the goat subdued the perpetrator and asked village elders to consider the matter. One elder noted that he and the other elders found the perpetrator, tied up by the owner, at the door of the goat shed. The goat's owner reported that, "They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife." The perpetrator was thus ordered to "marry" the goat, pay the cost of the goat and pay a dowry of 15,000 dinar (equating to US$50 in 2006, the GDP per capita was US$1,522 for 2008), with half of the dowry up front. The goat apparently acquired the name "Rose" during the elders' deliberations as part of a joke.

Originally Posted by ProfessorCook

I am worth nine goats. ('Sounds pretty good to me.)

Me too!

Originally Posted by Emission

They are shopping for a BMW... and they likely come across threads about HPFPs and decide to get a C-Class instead.

- Mike

At least a C class isn't an Audi Volkswagon with rayovac flashlight headlights

Originally Posted by ProfessorCook

So much for the classy approach, lol.

I tailor my advice to the individual.

Originally Posted by ///M-ratedE90

He is from Pittsburgh. They have only just stopped giving goats as dowries out there.

Yes, you are correct. A mule is pretty much standard nowdays, or if you are feelin' all upscale an' fancy-like you can give a horse like dem big city folk.

Inflation, I guess.

Originally Posted by guerilla twang

neap your picture expired.

so did the goat

Furby, feel free to use my SigPic, it's me in my M3 on a recent cruise. I find that when I forward it to chicks they are immediately interested in me when otherwise they may not be.

Originally Posted by furby076

So the audi driver made fun of me a lot and she was much more quick witted then me.


Furball

Ask her what's hairy and smells like poo? Her upper lip.

Originally Posted by Chop362

At least a C class isn't an Audi Volkswagon with rayovac flashlight headlights

The typical BMW fanboy. Ignorant, cocky, and always compensating for something. Never anything constructive just pure ignorance. If you prefer a C class over a similar Audi then you are simply a brand whore.

Originally Posted by sf_loft

The typical BMW fanboy. Ignorant, cocky, and always compensating for something. Never anything constructive just pure ignorance. If you prefer a C class over a similar Audi then you are simply a brand whore.

We are not all ignorant!
And just to prove it, did you know that "A cad grieves; oh slow punk!" is an anagram for Porsche Audi Volkswagen? Coincidence? I don't think so!

Originally Posted by LandsharkBMW

Tell her the jerk store called and they're running out of her.

And if that fails, tell her you slept with her wife. Before the coma.

Originally Posted by DSXMachina

We are not all ignorant!
And just to prove it, did you know that "A cad grieves; oh slow punk!" is an anagram for Porsche Audi Volkswagen? Coincidence? I don't think so!

LOL, DSX. Do you have an anagram decryptor in your favorites list?