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Old 04-07-2011, 09:08 PM
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Well, a little animosity would be a good start. Sprinkle in a tad of jealousy and a dose of disbelief and maybe we're onto something.

This is like a nice version of the Goat thread. I still don't understand that thread. I still don't get the Goat thing. Even if I did, I'm sure it's boring. Boring because we're talking about it in here.

I'm sure your girlfriend is ugly, so don't defend her. Don't. I see you trying to type. I see you trying to think up something witty. Not going to work. This thread sucks the life out of everything. It's like a sponge. An evil sponge.BJ
Oh, just look at that clock, midnight! Golly geewillikers, I'll be turning into a pumpkin soon, LOL! Well you all play nice, take care of the place, and I'll see you in the morning. Nighty night!
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Yes, my snowball turned into an avalanche. I should have known better, Im not a noob.
You tapped into something many felt. Not that anything should be restarted! Probably best we both agree and move to Audi A4 vs. Lexus IS, which is better?
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Old 04-07-2011, 09:11 PM
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(Everyone, be nice to our guest. Remember, Easter is coming and you don't want to get coal in your basket. BJ is a bad bad man, but the Easter Bunny loves him, too!)


The Evil Sponge® sucks the life out of the Easter Bunny, too.

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No animosity...just trying to reach out. I made no insults or accusations...you did, but I forgive you.
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Speaking of thrills and carrots, I usually masturbate 6 nights a week. You? Do guys with MT's have similar needs? Are their wrists more adept and agile? Ever pull over to the side of the road to take care of your business in your car? After existing a peep show, getting in the car, driving home, and getting into bed suddenly break into a cold sweat thinking you may have let one of the booth tokens slip out of your pocket onto the carpet of your E9x? Run down to the garage without socks, your toes and soles freezing against the cement, looking for that piece of evidence that would get you in trouble for sure?

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I was chastised, by DSX of all people, for making a similar onatory reference in another thread. Someone was asking if it was okay to fit an ///M gear stick in a non-///M car. I responded that it was the same as jacking off - only you and your mother know that you've done it. This didn't sit well with the moral pilots of the the forum. I would advise caution in such future references, as those posting online while filling time in their refractory period get upset.
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Old 04-07-2011, 09:15 PM
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No animosity...just trying to reach out. I made no insults or accusations...you did, but I forgive you.
Oh boy, here comes Captain Fantastic and The Sensitivity Police, out to protect you from evil.

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I was chastised, by DSX of all people, for making a similar onatory reference in another thread. Someone was asking if it was okay to fit an ///M gear stick in a non-///M car. I responded that it was the same as jacking off - only you and your mother know that you've done it. This didn't sit well with the moral pilots of the the forum. I would advise caution in such future references, as those posting online while filling time in their refractory period get upset.


Yeah, I sort of put xxxxxxxx's on the word in question. It's a real shame because I'm sure for the majority of us, posting on JI and xxxxxxxxxxxx go hand in hand. Alas, another good subplot spoiled by The Evil Sponge® that is this thread.

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Speaking of thrills and carrots, I usually mxxxxxxxxe 6 nights a week. You? Do guys with MT's have similar needs? Are their wrists more adept and agile? Ever pull over to the side of the road to take care of your business in your car? After existing a peep show, getting in the car, driving home, and getting into bed suddenly break into a cold sweat thinking you may have let one of the booth tokens slip out of your pocket onto the carpet of your E9x? Run down to the garage without socks, your toes and soles freezing against the cement, looking for that piece of evidence that would get you in trouble for sure?
Dang, I thought this kind o'hootie was imported from Humboldt; all cranked up.

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Old 04-07-2011, 09:43 PM
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Speaking of thrills and carrots, I usually mxxxxxxxxe 6 nights a week. You? Do guys with MT's have similar needs? Are their wrists more adept and agile? Ever pull over to the side of the road to take care of your business in your car? After existing a peep show, getting in the car, driving home, and getting into bed suddenly break into a cold sweat thinking you may have let one of the booth tokens slip out of your pocket onto the carpet of your E9x? Run down to the garage without socks, your toes and soles freezing against the cement, looking for that piece of evidence that would get you in trouble for sure?

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I'm still trying to figure out how you "existing" a peep show? Do you participate?

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Old 04-07-2011, 09:48 PM
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.... Run down to the garage without socks, your toes and soles freezing against the cement, looking for that piece of evidence that would get you in trouble for sure?

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Please post pictures of your feet.
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BJ and everyone else I sent PMs to about DSX..and to DSX.


As DSX said, we agreed on alot of things after much correspondence. I knew that I would have to address this, in the open, as theres about 5 people out there that I tried to solicit for their assistance. I'm sorry I included you in a matter that should have remained between the individuals involved.

DSX, thanks for a fine repsonse, I don't think I specifically apologized, please accept my apology.

BJ, you're still one of my favorite posters, can you please submit more status kill stories?!
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Yeah, I sort of put xxxxxxxx's on the word in question. It's a real shame because I'm sure for the majority of us, posting on JI and xxxxxxxxxxxx go hand in hand. Alas, another good subplot spoiled by The Evil Sponge® that is this thread.

The intentions are good, the results awful.

BJ
In my excitement, I forgot to answer the original question. I'll come clean on the issue.

In an MT, when executed smoothly, well-timed triple double-declutched, blipped, heel-toe downshift from 5th to 2nd gear lasts just as long as sex and is just as satisfying. I know what you are going to say - "You are doing sex wrong". That may be true, however, I can change gears all night long.

I am also glad that you think we are "spongeworthy"!
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BJ and Kat,

For the love of humanity, I think there are some exceptions to the "pics or it didn't happen" rule.
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For the love of humanity, I think there are some exceptions to the "pics or it didn't happen" rule.
The story was clearly made up. If it were true, BJ would be running down to the garage with just one sock on.

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The story was clearly made up. If it were true, BJ would be running down to the garage with just one sock on.

The picture is somehow missing a Rolex.
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For the love of humanity, I think there are some exceptions to the "pics or it didn't happen" rule.
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What can I say. I guess you never know what's going to happen in this place. Thanx for the award though..... Always wanted an award from the e90 section.

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What can I say. I guess you never know what's going to happen in this place. Thanx for the award though..... Always wanted an award from the e90 section.

Will I get one of those award signatures?

You need to know that DSX is E90's crazy uncle who has "never been right", or "has been touched". It the 19th century, he would have been safely locked away in a basement wearing boxing gloves, but these days they have him on outplacement in a garage. If you don't believe me, see how many other awards he gives out today.
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You need to know that DSX is E90's crazy uncle who has "never been right", or "has been touched". It the 19th century, he would have been safely locked away in a basement wearing boxing gloves, but these days they have him on outplacement in a garage. If you don't believe me, see how many other awards he gives out today.
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Are you sure we're not talking about Hpowders here.....
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Sounds like somebody else.....

Are you sure we're not talking about Hpowders here.....
If you follow this up by invoking "Matwiz" back to E90, you are in the kill file.

I'd take HP over that dude any day. I have "grown" as a fester and I aim to be as tolerant of other posters as I hope they are of me. I have my moments too! However, the line above shows that sometimes I miss.
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