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E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013)
The E9X is the 4th evolution of the BMW 3 series including a highly tuned twin turbo 335i variant pushing out 300hp and 300 ft. lbs. of torque. BMW continues to show that it sets the bar for true driving performance! -- View the E9X Wiki

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Old 04-08-2011, 02:45 PM
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Pg. 1 Mike explains purpose, tries to talk about cars. First toes in the water. First mention of goats.
Pg. 2 Mike uses the word "eclectic" (ref. this thread). Car talk gets rolling.
Pg. 3 jocamryn & Rock36 "open" PMs, German lessons. Mike on Caddys. (car talk fading).
Pg. 4 Llando88 reveals Nigerian bank account. BJ blows OT doors open, announces personal wealth and mentions "dusting" minivan moms.
Pg. 5 MANY PICS starting to show...inside code words...innuendos. BJ defends ///M-Sport AGAIN.
Pg. 6 Questions about 328i ///M-Sport as "status" car. Weather inquiries all around.
Pg. 7 Another vain attempt on Mike's part to talk about cars. de Havilland Otter (plane) comes up. Tire heat build-up, GUNS, Jimi Hendrix. Most diverse subject page so far!
Pg. 8 B'Day and gift ideas -- quake alert -- (very fractured page). Author notes TWO spelling mistakes in jocamryn's "hurt FEELINGS REPORT."
Pg. 9 (to be continued)
Waiting for more summary here!!!
Page 10-14 more B.S.= Brilliant Story
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Pg. 1 Mike explains purpose, tries to talk about cars. First toes in the water. First mention of goats.
Pg. 2 Mike uses the word "eclectic" (ref. this thread). Car talk gets rolling.
Pg. 3 jocamryn & Rock36 "open" PMs, German lessons. Mike on Caddys. (car talk fading).
Pg. 4 Llando88 reveals Nigerian bank account. BJ blows OT doors open, announces personal wealth and mentions "dusting" minivan moms.
Pg. 5 MANY PICS starting to show...inside code words...innuendos. BJ defends ///M-Sport AGAIN.
Pg. 6 Questions about 328i ///M-Sport as "status" car. Weather inquiries all around.
Pg. 7 Another vain attempt on Mike's part to talk about cars. de Havilland Otter (plane) comes up. Tire heat build-up, GUNS, Jimi Hendrix. Most diverse subject page so far!
Pg. 8 B'Day and gift ideas -- quake alert -- (very fractured page). Author notes TWO spelling mistakes in jocamryn's "hurt FEELINGS REPORT."
Pg. 9 (to be continued)
We we we so impressed.

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E9x OT Thread Index and Synopsis Part II

Pg. 1 Mike explains purpose, tries to talk about cars. First toes in the water. First mention of goats.
Pg. 2 Mike uses the word "eclectic" (ref. this thread). Car talk gets rolling.
Pg. 3 jocamryn & Rock36 "open" PMs, German lessons. Mike on Caddys. (car talk fading).
Pg. 4 Llando88 reveals Nigerian bank account. BJ blows OT doors open, announces personal wealth and mentions "dusting" minivan moms.
Pg. 5 MANY PICS starting to show...inside code words...innuendos. BJ defends ///M-Sport AGAIN.
Pg. 6 Questions about 328i ///M-Sport as "status" car. Weather inquiries all around.
Pg. 7 Another vain attempt on Mike's part to talk about cars. de Havilland Otter (plane) comes up. Tire heat build-up, GUNS, Jimi Hendrix. Most diverse subject page so far!
Pg. 8 B'Day and gift ideas -- quake alert -- (very fractured page). Author notes TWO spelling mistakes in jocamryn's "hurt FEELINGS REPORT." CALWATER..denies inhaling.
Pg. 9 Gia babysitting offer (allegedly receives 78 PMs from childless forum members). DSX shows olive branch, recommends Columbia over MIT! 'Black Power' symbol appears.
Pg. 10 1st appearance of Darth Vader, furby 'overspray' talk. BJ uses the other ///M word!
Pg. 11 Attacks everwhere! Easter bunny not exempt ("jack" wabbit?)....peep shows, and finally Kat's (?) FEET.
Pg. 12 Group hug and forgiveness (took 10 posts); you'd never guess who. ///M-rated claims illness. "Captain cam" shots of strange car, disinterested New Yorkers.
Pg. 13 'gt' comments: "this OT thread is working out..." Shocked silence follows. Gia catches up on her thread reading, mentions underwear. Somehow this prompts a discussion about pimped out Bentleys.
Pg. 14 BJ self-assessment. 'gt' concurs.
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