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Old 05-17-2011, 08:12 PM
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So true. But a Rolex simply isn't one of those things in my wishlist. Besides, I'm kinda worried about ladies sh*tting their pants all around me. Nasty.
No worries. True ladies don't do such things. B***ches and Ladies are not the same thing by a long shot. Of course, these too are things our young friend has not learned yet.
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I don't see the point of a Rolex, heck I don't even see the point of wearing a watch. There are clocks everywhere and my phone can tell me the time too.
Wear a watch: They think, "he's intelligent".

Wear a Rolex: They think, "he's rich and successful, I hate him".

Wear no watch: They think, "he cuts lawns".

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My brother was in Vegas this past weekend, word around the block is he hooked up with an Asian Chick.

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There is no status in that.

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lol BJ, are you the only one who recognizes Viking appliances
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Yes, you should be banned for that. It was completely inappropriate, it offended me, and there are newbs on this site.

I'm sure our puritan friends from Maryland will chime in and agree with me here. You think you're funny but you crossed the line and you get what you deserve.

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lol BJ, are you the only one who recognizes Viking appliances
A stove is a stove, and you don't even cook. Ah, but a Viking? Tells the world "See, I can afford a $4000 oven so don't f*ck with me."

Well done.

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Ahhh, you have a voice to text app, nice....
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Old 05-17-2011, 08:23 PM
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^^^ this guy has leatherette???
Leatherette is superior to leather.

Corvair pwned by Corvette.

Leather pwned by Leatherette.

Ah, but here comes the hypocrisy. This is my favorite one, too. You'll tell me a 3 Series is a Performance Car for a Performance Enthusiast and it's quick and nimble and powerful and all those cool boy-racer things. And so in light of that, isn't leather the wrong thing to have in your car? It's a luxury item. It adds weight. It has no functional value to making the car tighter in the corners. Right?

Can't have it both ways. If you crave the luxury touches.....ah-ha.....you're not a Performance Enthusiast. Nope. You're a Status Seeker.

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Old 05-17-2011, 08:25 PM
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Yes, you should be banned for that. It was completely inappropriate, it offended me, and there are newbs on this site.

I'm sure our puritan friends from Maryland will chime in and agree with me here. You think you're funny but you crossed the line and you get what you deserve.

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You guys know nothing about cooking. Viking says I can afford to spend money on appliance bling. They heat unevenly, have hot spots and poor temperature control. But notice that the damn things have never been cooked on. Of course not, they're for show only! At least a Rolex will tell you the time, so you'll know when the Viking has incinerated your souffle.

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Old 05-17-2011, 08:29 PM
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Please do not respond to me or reference me in your posts. I am offended and frightened by what you wrote and I'm sure you'll be dealt with in the same manner that others were when they crossed the line.

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A stove is a stove, and you don't even cook. Ah, but a Viking? Tells the world "See, I can afford a $4000 oven so don't f*ck with me."

Well done.

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To add to it, haven't ate dinner at home in a few months. Bringing food home a couple of times is as close as we have come.



At our country club where you have to buy a property to get a membership. Lots start at around 800.. It is Desert Mountain





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(snip)[B]An E9X without the M-Sport Package looks feminine, dainty, dated, and ugly. I did not buy it for the status; I bought it so I could avoid getting physically ill by being seen in it.
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You're losing me. You say that the 328i looks "feminine, dated and ugly", a sort of four wheeled Lady GaGa. But then you tart her up a bit, throw on a few masculine markers, and end up with what, Chaz Bono? That's about as masculine as you're going to make that car by your measure. Yet you've got your seat at max boost and your tinted windows down so everyone can get a good look.
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Old 05-17-2011, 08:42 PM
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Please do not respond to me or reference me in your posts. I am offended and frightened by what you wrote and I'm sure you'll be dealt with in the same manner that others were when they crossed the line.

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Wear a watch: They think, "he's intelligent".

Wear a Rolex: They think, "he's rich and successful, I hate him".

Wear no watch: They think, "he cuts lawns".

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Hilarious. By the way, I do cut lawns, I'm so lucky you talked to me. This may never happen again. Bimmerfest needs a sticker that goes: "I've been status killed by BoltjaM3s". It has a nice ring to it. A badge of honor if you will.

On aside note, with a name like "BJ" though, I'm surprised you were deeply disturbed by Gia's mention "cocks".
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To add to it, haven't ate dinner at home in a few months. Bringing food home a couple of times is as close as we have come.

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Your awesomely expensive country club is just like my fabulously frivolous beach house; the challenge is that you can't drive around with it or put it on your wrist.

Should we get bumper stickers? "My Other Car Is a Beach House"?

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You're losing me. You say that the 328i looks "feminine, dated and ugly", a sort of four wheeled Lady GaGa. But then you tart her up a bit, throw on a few masculine markers, and end up with what, Chaz Bono? That's about as masculine as you're going to make that car by your measure. Yet you've got your seat at max boost and your tinted windows down so everyone can get a good look.
Help me out here.


Picture says it all. One is girl, the other is boy.

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There's no fun in what you did. What you did was wrong, it was offensive, and it was frightening. It's not part of 'community' and it hurt a lot of people's feelings.

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