The official E9x OT thread!

Originally Posted by GiaGiaJa

And I thought I am a dirty one

Nothin' but good clean fun here, GG Ja....

Originally Posted by BMWFTW91

1 more hour buddy, then we are all DOOMED.

No no no!

The Man is here in Oakland, CA....rendezvous with destiny 6 pm. Here being Pacific Std Time, that's 3 1/2 hours left for earthly pleasure.

Do it till you can't do no more, BimmerFesters!

EDIT: What about daylight savings time?
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Originally Posted by guerilla twang

Keepin' it classy around here I see.

Create a thread like this, with degenerates like us and what do you expect?

Originally Posted by GiaGiaJa

And I thought I am a dirty one

Marry me.

Originally Posted by furby076

Marry me.

I have been telling you to get me this ring ...long time ago.

awwww .. furbster and GIA perfect match!

Originally Posted by GiaGiaJa

I have been telling you to get me this ring ...long time ago.

Originally Posted by Asiarush

awwww .. furbster and GIA perfect match!

Can you help me get the ring she's been asking for?

Originally Posted by GiaGiaJa

I have been telling you to get me this ring ...long time ago.

I hate to bring this up, but that ring looks like a ****.

Originally Posted by GiaGiaJa

Ahh...Hello
She is my GF
I wonder how old are those pictures.

HERE...CLICK! ME

Nice...was just in your neighborhood 36.19°N 115.22°W
this morning, test driving a 335d...should have stopped by, we could have compared options
...(our cars, of course, lol)

Originally Posted by furby076

Can you help me get the ring she's been asking for?

If Asiarush will helping you looking for this ring......
I would like one with red ruby stones and diamonds

Originally Posted by Inline Sixer

I hate to bring this up, but that ring looks like a ****.

What? A "chicken" head?

I'm innocent!

Originally Posted by 16n69

Nice...was just in your neighborhood 36.19°N 115.22°W
this morning, test driving a 335d...should have stopped by, we could have compared options
...(our cars, of course, lol)

It's competition time.... isn't?

Originally Posted by GiaGiaJa

If Asiarush will helping you looking for this ring......
I would like one with red ruby stones and diamonds



What? A "chicken" head?

I'm innocent!







It's competition time.... isn't?

...what "competition"

Originally Posted by 16n69

...what "competition"

The Furball, duh.

Originally Posted by GiaGiaJa

What? A "chicken" head?

I'm innocent!

It starts with "C" and rhymes with sock or flock.

http://www.bimmerfest.com/forums/sho...d.php?t=543007

Sky diving updated

Originally Posted by Inline Sixer

It starts with "C" and rhymes with sock or flock.

Oh... A "C"rock Pot?

Originally Posted by furby076

Create a thread like this, with degenerates like us and what do you expect?.

I notice you posted just 1 minute into the Rapture.

So, here's the rub: Did it happen, and here we are?

so

much

fail

Originally Posted by CALWATERBOY

I notice you posted just 1 minute into the Rapture.

So, here's the rub: Did it happen, and here we are?

I think we are here, but maybe it's all a dream

Just thankful Betty is still here. I knew she was a bad bad girl

I wake up, take a shower, get ready to drive my status 325i to work, enter my 325i, push the "push button start", put my 325 in " drive", begin to drive around town, noticing a lot of staring and jealousy from many drivers passing by, their expressions on their faces says it all: " How could a guy so young, afford to drive a Bmw so new, "": is my face expression, driving to work on this day, I begin to reflect on how amazing this journey has been with my 325i, all the great moments that are now gone but will forever stay in my heart, times have changed, people have changed, people have backstabbed me, people have lied to me, some ladies were unfaithful to me, but my 325 was always 100 percent faithful, I have done a lot of growing up the past two years, my 325i has tought me a lot, tought me that everything that you want in life is achievable but you just have to work very hard for it, tought me to always be true to myself, never let peoples nonesense get to me, had so many life changing moments with my 325i that I will never forget, as my reflecting ends, I get to work, park my 325i away from other cars in the parking lot, put her in " park", turn her off, exit the vehicle, I walk away, turn my face towards her one more time, glance at the somewhat fading Bmw badge but never aging, and I tell myself : " I have made it."

Originally Posted by BMWFTW91

I wake up, take a shower, get ready to drive my status 325i to work, enter my 325i, push the "push button start", put my 325 in " drive", begin to drive around town, noticing a lot of staring and jealousy from many drivers passing by, their expressions on their faces says it all: " How could a guy so young, afford to drive a Bmw so new, "": is my face expression, driving to work on this day, I begin to reflect on how amazing this journey has been with my 325i, all the great moments that are now gone but will forever stay in my heart, times have changed, people have changed, people have backstabbed me, people have lied to me, some ladies were unfaithful to me, but my 325 was always 100 percent faithful, I have done a lot of growing up the past two years, my 325i has tought me a lot, tought me that everything that you want in life is achievable but you just have to work very hard for it, tought me to always be true to myself, never let peoples nonesense get to me, had so many life changing moments with my 325i that I will never forget, as my reflecting ends, I get to work, park my 325i away from other cars in the parking lot, put her in " park", turn her off, exit the vehicle, I walk away, turn my face towards her one more time, glance at the somewhat fading Bmw badge but never aging, and I tell myself : " I have made it."

Too bad your 325i couldn't help you find the period key.

Originally Posted by guerilla twang

Too bad your 325i couldn't help you find the period key.

It's not time of da month yet


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Originally Posted by nolemike93

Just thankful Betty is still here. I knew she was a bad bad girl

Who's Betty? That bimmer girl?


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Originally Posted by BMWFTW91

I wake up, take a shower, get ready to drive my status 325i to work, enter my 325i, push the "push button start", put my 325 in " drive", begin to drive around town, noticing a lot of staring and jealousy from many drivers passing by, their expressions on their faces says it all: " How could a guy so young, afford to drive a Bmw so new, "": is my face expression, driving to work on this day, I begin to reflect on how amazing this journey has been with my 325i, all the great moments that are now gone but will forever stay in my heart, times have changed, people have changed, people have backstabbed me, people have lied to me, some ladies were unfaithful to me, but my 325 was always 100 percent faithful, I have done a lot of growing up the past two years, my 325i has tought me a lot, tought me that everything that you want in life is achievable but you just have to work very hard for it, tought me to always be true to myself, never let peoples nonesense get to me, had so many life changing moments with my 325i that I will never forget, as my reflecting ends, I get to work, park my 325i away from other cars in the parking lot, put her in " park", turn her off, exit the vehicle, I walk away, turn my face towards her one more time, glance at the somewhat fading Bmw badge but never aging, and I tell myself : " I have made it."

...you should just marry your car, but beware, she will "let you down" eventually, maybe you don't take "her" shopping enough...maybe "she" will blow a gasket...maybe "she" will discharge some fluids and ruin your romantic plans for the evening...

Originally Posted by GiaGiaJa

Who's Betty? That bimmer girl?


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Indeed, I hope my puppy love never goes away.

Quote:
Originally Posted by GiaGiaJa
Ahh...Hello
She is my GF
I wonder how old are those pictures.

HERE...CLICK! ME
I would **** the **** out of her.
__________________

Originally Posted by BMWFTW91

I would **** the **** out of her.

...What and be UNFAITHFUL to "her" (your 325i)...shame on you.
There is a "place" where you can **** the **** out of "her", at the rear, below and to the left of your roundel.