Go Back   Bimmerfest - BMW Forums > BMW Model Discussions > 3 Series / 4 Series > E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013)

E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013)
The E9X is the 4th evolution of the BMW 3 series including a highly tuned twin turbo 335i variant pushing out 300hp and 300 ft. lbs. of torque. BMW continues to show that it sets the bar for true driving performance! -- View the E9X Wiki

Reply
 
Thread Tools
  #1326  
Old 05-24-2011, 08:25 PM
Nordic_Kat's Avatar
Nordic_Kat Nordic_Kat is offline
Omnia moderata ratione
Location: Texas
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 7,290
Mein Auto: Certified Garage Princess
Quote:
Originally Posted by angler View Post
Yep, Daisy (aka Maggie) with her new friend Goat are so tough that they do overt operations. None of this covert bulls**t!
And here I was trying to keep her real identity a secret....

(Good thing she and Goat are on the same team. )
__________________
If your sport doesn't put blood, dirt or grease under your fingernails,
then it's just a game.

Euro Modded|Split Armrest|Rear Foglight Mod|BMW Performance Exhaust|CDV Delete|Shark Fin Antenna Delete|Front Reflector Delete|LUX H8 Angel Eyes|328i|3 Pedals|Das Fahren im Freien| BMWCCA#445793
Reply With Quote
  #1327  
Old 05-24-2011, 09:35 PM
DSXMachina's Avatar
DSXMachina DSXMachina is offline
Non compos Mentos
Location: New Hampshire
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 10,508
Mein Auto: 335i E92 TiAg 6MT ED
Darth Vader vs. Adolph Hitler!

Sometimes I wonder about unusual things, for instance, who would win a rap contest between Darth Vader and Adolph Hitler? The Force vs. The Farce in a mano a mano verbal throw down. Judge for yourself.


My vote's for Lord Vader. He may have killed more people (one assumes Alderan to be heavily populated, and then there were all those intergalctic battles), but it wasn't personal, just business. I mean, he was sort of The Godfather of the Galaxies, and you had to pay if you wanted to play.
For you kids, Google 'Hitler' (no first name needed, how many Hitlers do you run into nowadays?). You can read all about him, maybe just go to Wikipedia and scroll down for the paragraph headings, that should do it.

Last edited by DSXMachina; 05-24-2011 at 09:43 PM.
Reply With Quote
  #1328  
Old 05-24-2011, 10:06 PM
pointandgo's Avatar
pointandgo pointandgo is offline
bimmerfest Supporting Member
Location: Los Angeles area
 
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 4,784
Mein Auto: '13 F10 535i (loaner)
Quote:
Originally Posted by angler View Post
She is 150 pds of pure muscle! With that being said she is the most gentle and lovable dog I have ever owned. Unless you F**K with a family member....
Wow. St. Bernard? I got chased up a tree by a SB as a teen...and have been suspicious of them ever since. They are very loyal to their owners.

Last edited by pointandgo; 05-25-2011 at 08:08 AM.
Reply With Quote
  #1329  
Old 05-25-2011, 03:47 AM
angler's Avatar
angler angler is offline
1 Converted Addict
Location: In the ultimate tanning machine
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Posts: 1,108
Mein Auto: 135i M-Sport 6mt Cabrio
Quote:
Originally Posted by pointandgo View Post
Wow. St. Bernard? I got chased up a tree by a SB as a teen...and have been suspicious of them ever since. They are very loyal to their owner's.
Yes, Daisy is a Saint. She is a big lap dog that loves to be loved. Wonder if BJ would let her on his lap On second thought might not be such a good idea... What did you do to get chased up a tree?
__________________

PSS|PPK|PE|LUX H8 V4's|CDV Delete|
Reply With Quote
  #1330  
Old 05-25-2011, 03:48 AM
angler's Avatar
angler angler is offline
1 Converted Addict
Location: In the ultimate tanning machine
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Posts: 1,108
Mein Auto: 135i M-Sport 6mt Cabrio
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nordic_Kat View Post
And here I was trying to keep her real identity a secret....

(Good thing she and Goat are on the same team. )
She like Goat
__________________

PSS|PPK|PE|LUX H8 V4's|CDV Delete|
Reply With Quote
  #1331  
Old 05-25-2011, 04:34 AM
furby076's Avatar
furby076 furby076 is online now
IntarWeb Stalker
Location: 95 Feet Under
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 9,024
Mein Auto: 2013 335xi M-Sport
Quote:
Originally Posted by angler View Post
Yes, Daisy is a Saint. She is a big lap dog that loves to be loved. Wonder if BJ would let her on his lap On second thought might not be such a good idea... What did you do to get chased up a tree?
That's one big freakin dog to sit on anyones lap.
__________________
"Booberry" -ED 2013 335xi | B45 | ZMM | ZDA |Heated Seats | HK |EBII
My Drive Style

Because I can.
-
Quote:
Originally Posted by cwinter View Post
I agree with furby
Quote:
Originally Posted by guerilla twang View Post
Hahahaha, I like you furb, you like to live dangerously.
Quote:
Originally Posted by ProfessorCook View Post
I started to google to find a picture to match furby's suggestion to Gia, but it quickly became clear it was an inappropriate search to conduct at work.
Reply With Quote
  #1332  
Old 05-25-2011, 05:10 AM
angler's Avatar
angler angler is offline
1 Converted Addict
Location: In the ultimate tanning machine
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Posts: 1,108
Mein Auto: 135i M-Sport 6mt Cabrio
Quote:
Originally Posted by furby076 View Post
That's one big freakin dog to sit on anyones lap.
I sure your man enough
__________________

PSS|PPK|PE|LUX H8 V4's|CDV Delete|
Reply With Quote
  #1333  
Old 05-25-2011, 05:37 AM
furby076's Avatar
furby076 furby076 is online now
IntarWeb Stalker
Location: 95 Feet Under
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 9,024
Mein Auto: 2013 335xi M-Sport
Quote:
Originally Posted by angler View Post
I sure your man enough
YOUR DAMN RIGHT I'M MAN ENOUGH!

On a side note, I had to sit on a Brazilian dude's lap, by the name of Sergio, when I went sky diving. Dude is about 160, 5'10". Neither of us were comfortable. Then we strapped onto each other
__________________
"Booberry" -ED 2013 335xi | B45 | ZMM | ZDA |Heated Seats | HK |EBII
My Drive Style

Because I can.
-
Quote:
Originally Posted by cwinter View Post
I agree with furby
Quote:
Originally Posted by guerilla twang View Post
Hahahaha, I like you furb, you like to live dangerously.
Quote:
Originally Posted by ProfessorCook View Post
I started to google to find a picture to match furby's suggestion to Gia, but it quickly became clear it was an inappropriate search to conduct at work.
Reply With Quote
  #1334  
Old 05-25-2011, 04:20 PM
Asiarush's Avatar
Asiarush Asiarush is offline
The Real Housewife
Location: the land of purses, diamonds, and bimmers
 
Join Date: May 2010
Posts: 476
Mein Auto: 335i alpine white sedan
Quote:
Originally Posted by furby076 View Post
YOUR DAMN RIGHT I'M MAN ENOUGH!

On a side note, I had to sit on a Brazilian dude's lap, by the name of Sergio, when I went sky diving. Dude is about 160, 5'10". Neither of us were comfortable. Then we strapped onto each other
Oohhh yeah furby, U D MAN !!!
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #1335  
Old 05-25-2011, 05:22 PM
angler's Avatar
angler angler is offline
1 Converted Addict
Location: In the ultimate tanning machine
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Posts: 1,108
Mein Auto: 135i M-Sport 6mt Cabrio
Quote:
Originally Posted by furby076 View Post
YOUR DAMN RIGHT I'M MAN ENOUGH!

On a side note, I had to sit on a Brazilian dude's lap, by the name of Sergio, when I went sky diving. Dude is about 160, 5'10". Neither of us were comfortable. Then we strapped onto each other
How that feel
__________________

PSS|PPK|PE|LUX H8 V4's|CDV Delete|
Reply With Quote
  #1336  
Old 05-25-2011, 07:03 PM
furby076's Avatar
furby076 furby076 is online now
IntarWeb Stalker
Location: 95 Feet Under
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 9,024
Mein Auto: 2013 335xi M-Sport
Quote:
Originally Posted by Asiarush View Post
Oohhh yeah furby, U D MAN !!!
I'm pretty sure he was D MAN, and I was D Bitch

Quote:
Originally Posted by angler View Post
How that feel
Quite, gay.
__________________
"Booberry" -ED 2013 335xi | B45 | ZMM | ZDA |Heated Seats | HK |EBII
My Drive Style

Because I can.
-
Quote:
Originally Posted by cwinter View Post
I agree with furby
Quote:
Originally Posted by guerilla twang View Post
Hahahaha, I like you furb, you like to live dangerously.
Quote:
Originally Posted by ProfessorCook View Post
I started to google to find a picture to match furby's suggestion to Gia, but it quickly became clear it was an inappropriate search to conduct at work.
Reply With Quote
  #1337  
Old 05-25-2011, 07:58 PM
angler's Avatar
angler angler is offline
1 Converted Addict
Location: In the ultimate tanning machine
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Posts: 1,108
Mein Auto: 135i M-Sport 6mt Cabrio
Quote:
Originally Posted by furby076 View Post
I'm pretty sure he was D MAN, and I was D Bitch



Quite, gay.
Just the price of admission to fall 5000 ft
__________________

PSS|PPK|PE|LUX H8 V4's|CDV Delete|
Reply With Quote
  #1338  
Old 05-25-2011, 08:05 PM
Asiarush's Avatar
Asiarush Asiarush is offline
The Real Housewife
Location: the land of purses, diamonds, and bimmers
 
Join Date: May 2010
Posts: 476
Mein Auto: 335i alpine white sedan
Quote:
Originally Posted by furby076 View Post
I'm pretty sure he was D MAN, and I was D Bitch



Quite, gay.
+1
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #1339  
Old 05-26-2011, 04:48 AM
furby076's Avatar
furby076 furby076 is online now
IntarWeb Stalker
Location: 95 Feet Under
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 9,024
Mein Auto: 2013 335xi M-Sport
Quote:
Originally Posted by angler View Post
Just the price of admission to fall 5000 ft
12,500

but who's counting
__________________
"Booberry" -ED 2013 335xi | B45 | ZMM | ZDA |Heated Seats | HK |EBII
My Drive Style

Because I can.
-
Quote:
Originally Posted by cwinter View Post
I agree with furby
Quote:
Originally Posted by guerilla twang View Post
Hahahaha, I like you furb, you like to live dangerously.
Quote:
Originally Posted by ProfessorCook View Post
I started to google to find a picture to match furby's suggestion to Gia, but it quickly became clear it was an inappropriate search to conduct at work.
Reply With Quote
  #1340  
Old 05-26-2011, 04:51 AM
angler's Avatar
angler angler is offline
1 Converted Addict
Location: In the ultimate tanning machine
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Posts: 1,108
Mein Auto: 135i M-Sport 6mt Cabrio
Quote:
Originally Posted by furby076 View Post
12,500

but who's counting
Wooooooooo, how long did that take?
__________________

PSS|PPK|PE|LUX H8 V4's|CDV Delete|
Reply With Quote
  #1341  
Old 05-26-2011, 05:29 AM
furby076's Avatar
furby076 furby076 is online now
IntarWeb Stalker
Location: 95 Feet Under
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 9,024
Mein Auto: 2013 335xi M-Sport
Quote:
Originally Posted by angler View Post
Wooooooooo, how long did that take?
45-60 second free fall. It was the longest 45-60 seconds, and the most fun EVER!

5-7 minute canopy fall

Dude, wanna do it? Find a place at the C2C event and we can go sky diving. I'll strap Daisy to me, and you can strap Goat to you!
__________________
"Booberry" -ED 2013 335xi | B45 | ZMM | ZDA |Heated Seats | HK |EBII
My Drive Style

Because I can.
-
Quote:
Originally Posted by cwinter View Post
I agree with furby
Quote:
Originally Posted by guerilla twang View Post
Hahahaha, I like you furb, you like to live dangerously.
Quote:
Originally Posted by ProfessorCook View Post
I started to google to find a picture to match furby's suggestion to Gia, but it quickly became clear it was an inappropriate search to conduct at work.
Reply With Quote
  #1342  
Old 05-26-2011, 06:46 AM
angler's Avatar
angler angler is offline
1 Converted Addict
Location: In the ultimate tanning machine
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Posts: 1,108
Mein Auto: 135i M-Sport 6mt Cabrio
Quote:
Originally Posted by furby076 View Post
45-60 second free fall. It was the longest 45-60 seconds, and the most fun EVER!

5-7 minute canopy fall

Dude, wanna do it? Find a place at the C2C event and we can go sky diving. I'll strap Daisy to me, and you can strap Goat to you!
Daisy & Goat would have to kill you if they did a jump with you. You keep forgetting they are special ops. Don't let their looks fool you.. Would love to jump and I just had knee surgery yesterday. Not sure that jumping out of a plane is part of protocol for my rehab....
__________________

PSS|PPK|PE|LUX H8 V4's|CDV Delete|
Reply With Quote
  #1343  
Old 05-26-2011, 07:07 AM
furby076's Avatar
furby076 furby076 is online now
IntarWeb Stalker
Location: 95 Feet Under
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 9,024
Mein Auto: 2013 335xi M-Sport
Quote:
Originally Posted by angler View Post
Daisy & Goat would have to kill you if they did a jump with you. You keep forgetting they are special ops. Don't let their looks fool you.. Would love to jump and I just had knee surgery yesterday. Not sure that jumping out of a plane is part of protocol for my rehab....
Tell the instructor to land on your butt, it's what I did.

Come on, no excuses. Mrs. Angler, I'm sure, would be happy to take a new life insurance policy on you.
__________________
"Booberry" -ED 2013 335xi | B45 | ZMM | ZDA |Heated Seats | HK |EBII
My Drive Style

Because I can.
-
Quote:
Originally Posted by cwinter View Post
I agree with furby
Quote:
Originally Posted by guerilla twang View Post
Hahahaha, I like you furb, you like to live dangerously.
Quote:
Originally Posted by ProfessorCook View Post
I started to google to find a picture to match furby's suggestion to Gia, but it quickly became clear it was an inappropriate search to conduct at work.
Reply With Quote
  #1344  
Old 05-26-2011, 07:17 AM
Nordic_Kat's Avatar
Nordic_Kat Nordic_Kat is offline
Omnia moderata ratione
Location: Texas
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 7,290
Mein Auto: Certified Garage Princess
Quote:
Originally Posted by angler View Post
Daisy & Goat would have to kill you if they did a jump with you. You keep forgetting they are special ops. Don't let their looks fool you.. Would love to jump and I just had knee surgery yesterday. Not sure that jumping out of a plane is part of protocol for my rehab....
A continuation from the skiing accident or new injury?

Speedy recovery!
Reply With Quote
  #1345  
Old 05-26-2011, 07:47 AM
angler's Avatar
angler angler is offline
1 Converted Addict
Location: In the ultimate tanning machine
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Posts: 1,108
Mein Auto: 135i M-Sport 6mt Cabrio
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nordic_Kat View Post
A continuation from the skiing accident or new injury?

Speedy recovery!
Continuation, hopefully we are done for a while long 2 1/2 years
__________________

PSS|PPK|PE|LUX H8 V4's|CDV Delete|
Reply With Quote
  #1346  
Old 05-26-2011, 09:01 AM
E92Submarine's Avatar
E92Submarine E92Submarine is offline
Officially Contaminated
Location: Connecticut
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Posts: 3,052
Mein Auto: 2009 E92 335i
You people are crazy. What's so wrong with just staying inside the airplane? Sheesh
__________________
2009 E92 335i | 6MT | Black Sapphire | Black Dakota | Aluminum Trim | Premium | Sport | Heated Seats | PDC | iDrive | HD Radio | M-Sport Shift Knob |
Reply With Quote
  #1347  
Old 05-26-2011, 10:32 AM
furby076's Avatar
furby076 furby076 is online now
IntarWeb Stalker
Location: 95 Feet Under
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 9,024
Mein Auto: 2013 335xi M-Sport
Quote:
Originally Posted by E92Submarine View Post
You people are crazy. What's so wrong with just staying inside the airplane? Sheesh
Not enough leg room.
Checked baggage fees
Slow deboarding process (you know some moron who is taking 20 minutes to get their bag out of the overhead)
Customs check
Lack of good food
Lack of honey roasted peanuts

Plus if you jump at the right location you can save yourself a taxi ride from the airport to your dive resort!
__________________
"Booberry" -ED 2013 335xi | B45 | ZMM | ZDA |Heated Seats | HK |EBII
My Drive Style

Because I can.
-
Quote:
Originally Posted by cwinter View Post
I agree with furby
Quote:
Originally Posted by guerilla twang View Post
Hahahaha, I like you furb, you like to live dangerously.
Quote:
Originally Posted by ProfessorCook View Post
I started to google to find a picture to match furby's suggestion to Gia, but it quickly became clear it was an inappropriate search to conduct at work.
Reply With Quote
  #1348  
Old 05-26-2011, 11:40 AM
furby076's Avatar
furby076 furby076 is online now
IntarWeb Stalker
Location: 95 Feet Under
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 9,024
Mein Auto: 2013 335xi M-Sport
Submitted an online request to get a call back for mortgage refinance. Within two minutes I got 5 phone calls and 4 e-mails. This ****'s insane. When the guy gave me the rate I asked, "what about the 2.6% I am looking right now on the site that I applied that had you call me"...his answer "yea those are lies from advertisers".....
__________________
"Booberry" -ED 2013 335xi | B45 | ZMM | ZDA |Heated Seats | HK |EBII
My Drive Style

Because I can.
-
Quote:
Originally Posted by cwinter View Post
I agree with furby
Quote:
Originally Posted by guerilla twang View Post
Hahahaha, I like you furb, you like to live dangerously.
Quote:
Originally Posted by ProfessorCook View Post
I started to google to find a picture to match furby's suggestion to Gia, but it quickly became clear it was an inappropriate search to conduct at work.
Reply With Quote
  #1349  
Old 05-26-2011, 02:08 PM
cwinter's Avatar
cwinter cwinter is offline
Here comes trouble!
Location: Dallas, TX
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Posts: 8,332
Mein Auto: 2009 328i E90 :)
Quote:
Originally Posted by angler View Post
Continuation, hopefully we are done for a while long 2 1/2 years
Oh boy, what have we got? 2.5 years...don't scare me! I'm on No. 2 in about 7 months. Let's compare scars.
__________________
2009 328i Sedan - Ordered: 2/24/09 .:. Delivered: 5/6/09
Jet Black | Black Dakota | Aluminum | Premium | Sport | Xenon | CA | Split Fold Seats


Quote:
Originally Posted by furby076 View Post
You will rue this day, RUE THIS DAY
Reply With Quote
  #1350  
Old 05-26-2011, 02:50 PM
andyffer andyffer is offline
WTB - your E39 M5
Location: Southwest
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Posts: 6,216
Send a message via AIM to andyffer
Mein Auto: 02 530i, 09 335d
Quote:
Originally Posted by furby076 View Post
Not enough leg room.
Checked baggage fees
Slow deboarding process (you know some moron who is taking 20 minutes to get their bag out of the overhead)
Customs check
Lack of good food
Lack of honey roasted peanuts

Plus if you jump at the right location you can save yourself a taxi ride from the airport to your dive resort!
this is why you fly first class or are part of the multi-million mile club

we just signed up for this thing that is suppose to have you breeze through customs.
Had to fill out all these questions and going to be interviewed by some govt official
__________________
Unencumbered by the thought process

If you're not a ******* at twenty you have no heart, if you're not a ************ at forty you have no brain.
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
-*nga*-


Forum Navigation
Go Back   Bimmerfest - BMW Forums > BMW Model Discussions > 3 Series / 4 Series > E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013)
Today's Posts Search
Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On



Forum Jump


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 05:17 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
© 2001-2011 performanceIX, Inc. All Rights Reserved .: guidelines .:. privacy .:. terms