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Do it. Worry about the impending malaria later.
What? It wasn't an anopheles mosquito. I did a necropsy while drinking the coffee. At first I was afraid it was an amusca domestica fresh off a steaming pile of dog doo, but it turned out to be a drosophila. I should be OK. Anyway, it tasted OK and as any dog will tell you if it tastes OK it must be OK.
Wait a second, now that I think about dogs and their vile licking, I'm not so sure. I could be dead to me now.
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I've got a hot coffee going. A fly just drowned in it. I fished out the fly but am wondering whether its bowels may have loosened in its death throes. Close examination reveals no specks or an unusual slick. I'm thinking of drinking it anyway, and it is cooling off rapidly so I'm just tempted to go ahead. Please advise.
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much like you old folks, I dont like having to get up off the couch when I want to do such things as change an xbox disk. So I figured, since I only play about 3 different games, I'll just have it so I can simply switch inputs..
I stopped playing video games for free a while ago. Now I get paid for it.... (I guess that's the lead in to my point)

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I've got a hot coffee going. A fly just drowned in it. I fished out the fly but am wondering whether its bowels may have loosened in its death throes. Close examination reveals no specks or an unusual slick. I'm thinking of drinking it anyway, and it is cooling off rapidly so I'm just tempted to go ahead. Please advise.
It's much more fun to watch gnats get drunk when they backstroke through a glass of cabernet. I guess if the coffee is hot enough it might sterilize anything the fly added to it.
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DSX, don't worry. That bug will take the hair you've accumulated on your chest over the eons, and return it to your scalp.
So that's how it works.
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DSX, don't worry. That bug will take the hair you've accumulated on your chest over the eons, and return it to your scalp.
Are you shaving yet? I noticed during CtoC3 that the stubble was kind of filling in.
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You have any leftover flies?
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Wait a second, now that I think about dogs and their vile licking, I'm not so sure. I could be dead to me now.
Yup. That fly may have been on a dogs tongue and you know where that tongue has been

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Are you shaving yet? I noticed during CtoC3 that the stubble was kind of filling in.
Well played! Pretty sure I heard his voice crack at one point too.

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PS3.... I suppose it's all subjective, but I've been with PS since the original PSOne... No use in switching over now, I'm committed...
Same here. I have had PS1, 2 and 3. My only disappointment is that the new final fantasy games have been boring and onerous. For example, you can't "explore" the open world until you BEAT the game. Sorry, after beating the game I couldn't care less about exploring. Then the rest of the game was literally a linear path. "Go down this mountain pass that you have to take this specific route" "Go down this forest that forces you to take this specific path". I really enjoyed FFI where you could walk in any direction!
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I stopped playing video games for free a while ago. Now I get paid for it.... (I guess that's the lead in to my point)

USS New Mexico is almost set to rejoin the United States Navy. My work has been finished for a few weeks though. Here's an interesting interactive tour of select areas of the ship that was produced before we "upgraded" her a bit . If you click "360d Views", my work is mainly conducted in the "Command" area. All of the video screens are powered off or blurred for ......

http://hamptonroads.com/2010/03/inte...uss-new-mexico

Sweet! My wife took a tour of a sub in Pensacola earlier this year and had a good time. I'd second Furby's request for a personal tour!

DSX, don't tell me you don't have one of these!



I don't spend time outside when grilling without one. Usually too dark by that time to clearly ascertain WHAT all has gotten in your drink. Sure, the alcohol provides some disinfecting properties, but I'd rather play it safe.
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I've seen enough. Pure SEX! I'd take this over AR and Gia at the same time.

Who wants to take a stab at how much this is going to cost?
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That's a VA class sub, not as cool sounding as 'Seawolf'. Not sure you are cleared to see much more than the head.
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I've seen enough. Pure SEX! I'd take this over AR and Gia at the same time.

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Not crazy about the front. It looks a toothless smile,
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so how many of us are "corporate jet owners"



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Cheapest Used Jet–$100,000 to $500,000. Annual operating costs (hangar, pilots, mechanics, fuel) about $1 million a year.

Typical charter–$3,000 an hour

It is possible, of course, that someone earning $250,000 a year might spend 5% to 10% of their annual income on a single flight by chartering, in which case we could call them "corporate-jet fliers." But it is unlikely. Even more unlikely is someone earning $250,000 a year paying $500,000 to $1 million a year to operate a jet–even if they received it free.
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That's a VA class sub, not as cool sounding as 'Seawolf'. Not sure you are cleared to see much more than the head.
Seawolf was an impressive boat. Think Porsche 911 of the sub world. Virginia is a Honda Civic SI.
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AR & Gia at the same time or the ride?

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I just handed over my security badge, I'm probably not even cleared to see the head anymore.
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Yes, I'm shallow enough to say the GranCoupe>both...at the same time. Get the car and the rest will follow.



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I just handed over my security badge, I'm probably not even cleared to see the head anymore.
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