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Old 01-28-2015, 11:03 AM
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Please help DSX

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DSXMachina has been absent nearly 2 weeks now. Possibly snowed under in his cottage, surviving on bratwurst and zinfandel, and unable to open his door after the recent Mother of all Blizzards, he may be in real trouble!

If you are near his New Hampshire location, please take up a collection of canned goods and alcoholic beverages. On arrival, if you cannot reach his doors or windows, food may be thrown down his chimney to reach him.

Zinfandel goes fast in New Hampshire....please act quickly!

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Old 01-28-2015, 11:09 AM
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DSXMachina has been absent nearly 2 weeks now. Possibly snowed under in his cottage, surviving on bratwurst and zinfandel, and unable to open his door after the recent Mother of all Blizzards, he may be in real trouble!

If you are near his New Hampshire location, please take up a collection of canned goods and alcoholic beverages. On arrival, if you cannot reach his doors or windows, food may be thrown down his chimney to reach him.

Zinfandel goes fast in New Hampsire....please act quickly!
He's on vacation somewhere warm where they eat goats. The humanity!
He doesn't need help.
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His bigger concern might be if he had the foresight to pack the accessory snowplow blade for the 335 so he can find his driveway when he gets home.
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He's on vacation somewhere warm where they eat goats. The humanity!
He doesn't need help.
I had noticed his absence and had speculated that he might be in some tropical locale.

Hey, my wife is from Ethiopia. It's warm there and they eat goats (although my wife hates the taste)...

Is DSX in Addis Ababa?
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He's on vacation somewhere warm where they eat goats.

We are not swayed by claims of Mexican jail time, plausible as that may be. NO. We demand proof - pics or it didn't happen!
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We are not swayed by claims of Mexican jail time, plausible as that may be. NO. We demand proof - pics or it didn't happen!
DSX will have pics as soon as he finds a place that can develop and print film from an 8x10 view camera.



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DSX will have pics as soon as he finds a place that can develop and print film from an 8x10 view camera.



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There was a Facebook post saying that he is in the Bermuda Triangle. He is all alone on the ship as aliens took everyone except him. Apparently they didn't feel they needed any advice on lug bolt torque as they had already managed to travel 10 light years without his help, thanks to a JB4 meth tune, and put him back unharmed. Despite his fervent requests, they even denied his request for a full anatomical probe.
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