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Old 04-23-2004, 02:03 PM
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Best lyrical contribution from a Rap/Hip Hop song?

List your favorite one-liners

"Her ass is a spaceship I want to ride"
- N.E.R.D. She wants to move


(ladies: doesn't that just melt your heart?)
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Old 04-23-2004, 02:10 PM
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I guess that I'd have to listen to a rap song (*cringe*), and actually understand what they're saying...er, I mean sayin'.... to participate in this poll.

Actually, I did listen to an intro song from Kanye West (east?) from a co-worker, and found the "working at Gap for 22 thou" dialog to be amusing.
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Old 04-23-2004, 02:12 PM
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hmph, tough one. i'd say it's either dis:

Ice ice baby vanilla, ice ice baby vanilla
Ice ice baby vanilla, ice ice baby vanilla

Take heed, ’cause I’m a lyrical poet
Miami’s on the scene just in case you didn’t know it
My town, that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
’cause my style’s like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed, this is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this...

or perhaps something more like dis:

One day when I was chillin' in Kentucky Fried Chicken
Just mindin' my business, eatin' food and finger lickin'
This dude walked in lookin' strange and kind of funny
Went up to the front with a menu and his money
He didn't walk straight, kind of side to side
He asked this old lady, "Yo, yo, um...is this Kentucky Fried?"
The lady said "Yeah", smiled and he smiled back
He gave a quarter and his order, small fries, Big Mac!
You be illin'
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Old 04-23-2004, 02:13 PM
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Old 04-23-2004, 02:15 PM
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List your favorite one-liners

"Her ass is a spaceship I want to ride"
- N.E.R.D. She wants to move


(ladies: doesn't that just melt your heart?)
Not one liner but a whole set of lines.........."White Lines", that is, by Grand Master Flash (I think he did it).

Anyway, this was way, WAY back in the day.

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Old 04-23-2004, 02:18 PM
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It's pretty hard to pull out one line. The rap songs I've liked best lyrically have fun rhymes, which is a several-line gig.
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Old 04-23-2004, 02:23 PM
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Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt
It is so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, ok?
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so black

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Me so horny
Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz
Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette

I'm tired of magazines
saying flat butt's the only thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back, so

Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

(LA face with Oakland booty)

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And ugh, double ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna ****
Til the break of dawn
Baby, I got it goin on
A lot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah)
If you wanna role in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo and got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda
Playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
and tell you that the butt need to go
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You ain't it Miss Thang
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back
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Old 04-23-2004, 02:24 PM
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I actually heard Ice Ice Baby on the radio yesterday...

Run DMC is always good for lyrics, though You Be Illin isn't exactly their typical style.

And I thought I was the only one who remembers Sir Mix-A-Lot for Posse on Broadway over Baby Got Back.
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Old 04-23-2004, 02:26 PM
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Old 04-23-2004, 02:29 PM
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Cruisin' down the street in my six-fo... jockin' the b1tches... slappin' the ho's...
Ever heard the remake by Dynamite Hack?
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Old 04-23-2004, 02:31 PM
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Ever heard the remake by Dynamite Hack?
Is that the one that sounds more like Barry Manilow than EazyE?

It sure made some of the lyrics easier to understand.
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Old 04-23-2004, 02:31 PM
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Ever heard the remake by Dynamite Hack?
Yeah. Talk about a blast from the past.
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Old 04-23-2004, 02:43 PM
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Is that the one that sounds more like Barry Manilow than EazyE?

It sure made some of the lyrics easier to understand.
Yep, that's it. It's definitely different to hear rap lyrics to an acoustic guitar and a mellow voice.
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Old 04-23-2004, 02:43 PM
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Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt
It is so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, ok?
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so black

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Me so horny
Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz
Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette

I'm tired of magazines
saying flat butt's the only thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back, so

Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

(LA face with Oakland booty)

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And ugh, double ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna ****
Til the break of dawn
Baby, I got it goin on
A lot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah)
If you wanna role in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo and got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda
Playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
and tell you that the butt need to go
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You ain't it Miss Thang
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back

Hard to beat that entry! I would have to agree with you, although there are sooo many great lyrics out there!
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Old 04-23-2004, 02:49 PM
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Yeah. Talk about a blast from the past.

It wasn't THAT long ago...



Quote:
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And I thought I was the only one who remembers Sir Mix-A-Lot for Posse on Broadway over Baby Got Back.


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We tried to pick 'em up but we had no room inside
We put 'em on the trunk, we put 'em on the hood
Some sat up with the driver, they made him feel good
The posse's gettin bigger, there's much too many freaks
My muffler is draggin', my suspension's gettin weak
Now the freaks are gettin hungry, and Mix A Lot's treatin'
We stopped at Taco Bell for some Mexican eatin'
But Taco Bell was closed, the girls was on my tip
They said "Go back the other way; we'll stop and eat at Dick's..."
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Old 04-23-2004, 02:58 PM
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It wasn't THAT long ago...
When did they release it? For some reason, I'm thinking it's been several years.
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Old 04-23-2004, 03:01 PM
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When did they release it? For some reason, I'm thinking it's been several years.
I was working at Starbuck's, so it must have been '99-2000...
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I distinctly remember riding my bike to MusicPlus to buy the Posse on Broadway Cassette MaxiSingle...

Eek, how long ago was that?
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