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04-23-2004, 02:03 PM
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Best lyrical contribution from a Rap/Hip Hop song?
List your favorite one-liners
 "Her ass is a spaceship I want to ride" - N.E.R.D. She wants to move (ladies: doesn't that just melt your heart?)
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04-23-2004, 02:10 PM
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I guess that I'd have to listen to a rap song (*cringe*), and actually understand what they're saying...er, I mean sayin'.... to participate in this poll.
 Actually, I did listen to an intro song from Kanye West (east?) from a co-worker, and found the "working at Gap for 22 thou" dialog to be amusing. 
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04-23-2004, 02:12 PM
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hmph, tough one. i'd say it's either dis:
Ice ice baby vanilla, ice ice baby vanilla Ice ice baby vanilla, ice ice baby vanilla Take heed, ’cause I’m a lyrical poet Miami’s on the scene just in case you didn’t know it My town, that created all the bass sound Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground ’cause my style’s like a chemical spill Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel Conducted and formed, this is a hell of a concept We make it hype and you want to step with this... or perhaps something more like dis: One day when I was chillin' in Kentucky Fried Chicken Just mindin' my business, eatin' food and finger lickin' This dude walked in lookin' strange and kind of funny Went up to the front with a menu and his money He didn't walk straight, kind of side to side He asked this old lady, "Yo, yo, um...is this Kentucky Fried?" The lady said "Yeah", smiled and he smiled back He gave a quarter and his order, small fries, Big Mac! You be illin'
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04-23-2004, 02:13 PM
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"I'm the one they love to hate, the J.R. Ewing of Seattle..."
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04-23-2004, 02:15 PM
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Anyway, this was way, WAY back in the day. 
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04-23-2004, 02:18 PM
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It's pretty hard to pull out one line. The rap songs I've liked best lyrically have fun rhymes, which is a several-line gig.
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04-23-2004, 02:23 PM
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Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt
It is so big She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends Who understands those rap guys They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, ok? I mean her butt It's just so big I can't believe it's so round It's just out there I mean, it's gross Look, she's just so black I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste And a round thing in your face You get sprung Wanna pull up front Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh, baby I wanna get with ya And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But with that butt you got Me so horny Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin You say you wanna get in my Benz Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that average groupy I've seen them dancin' The hell with romancin' She sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette I'm tired of magazines saying flat butt's the only thing Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much back, so Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah) Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah) Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt Baby got back (LA face with Oakland booty) I like'em round and big And when I'm throwin' a gig I just can't help myself I'm actin like an animal Now here's my scandal I wanna get you home And ugh, double ugh, ugh I ain't talkin' bout Playboy Cuz silicone parts were made for toys I wannem real thick and juicy So find that juicy double Mixalot's in trouble Beggin' for a piece of that bubble So I'm lookin' at rock videos Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes You can have them bimbos I'll keep my women like Flo Jo A word to the thick soul sistas I wanna get with ya I won't cus or hit ya But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna **** Til the break of dawn Baby, I got it goin on A lot of pimps won't like this song Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it But I'd rather stay and play Cuz I'm long and I'm strong And I'm down to get the friction on So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah) If you wanna role in my Mercedes (yeah) Then turn around Stick it out Even white boys got to shout Baby got back (LA face with the Oakland booty) Yeah baby When it comes to females Cosmo and got nothin to do with my selection 36-24-36 Only if she's 5'3" So your girlfriend rolls a Honda Playin' workout tapes by Fonda But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt Some brothers wanna play that hard role and tell you that the butt need to go So they toss it and leave it And I pull up quick to retrieve it So Cosmo says you're fat Well I ain't down with that Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin' And I'm thinkin' bout stickin' To the beanpole dames in the magazines You ain't it Miss Thang Give me a sista I can't resist her Red beans and rice didn't miss her Some knucklehead tried to dis Cuz his girls were on my list He had game but he chose to hit 'em And pulled up quick to get with 'em So ladies if the butt is round And you wanna triple X throw down Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts Baby got back
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04-23-2004, 02:24 PM
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I actually heard Ice Ice Baby on the radio yesterday...
Run DMC is always good for lyrics, though You Be Illin isn't exactly their typical style. And I thought I was the only one who remembers Sir Mix-A-Lot for Posse on Broadway over Baby Got Back.
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04-23-2004, 02:26 PM
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Cruisin' down the street in my six-fo... jockin' the b1tches... slappin' the ho's...
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04-23-2004, 02:29 PM
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04-23-2004, 02:31 PM
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It sure made some of the lyrics easier to understand.
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04-23-2004, 02:31 PM
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04-23-2004, 02:43 PM
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04-23-2004, 02:43 PM
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Hard to beat that entry! I would have to agree with you, although there are sooo many great lyrics out there! 
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04-23-2004, 02:49 PM
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It wasn't THAT long ago... Quote:
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04-23-2004, 02:58 PM
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04-23-2004, 03:01 PM
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04-23-2004, 03:41 PM
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"I love you like a fat kid loves cake" - 50 Cent
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04-23-2004, 03:59 PM
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Eek, how long ago was that?
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04-23-2004, 04:02 PM
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04-23-2004, 04:04 PM
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"16 in the clip and one in the hole, Nate Dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold"
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04-23-2004, 04:09 PM
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04-23-2004, 04:13 PM
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"If you try to knock me you'll get mocked
I'll stir fry you in my wok"
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Belief cannot argue with unbelief, it can only preach to it To clasp the hands in prayer is the beginning of an uprising against the disorder of the world.
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04-23-2004, 04:14 PM
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You're gettin paid to peddle sneakers and soda POP POP POP
Pop goes the weasel as drawers DROP DROP DROP
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04-23-2004, 04:17 PM
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"I don't eat no ham n' eggs, cuz they're high in cholesterol
A yo, Phife do you eat em? No, Tip do you eat em? Uh uh, not at all"
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