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Old 05-18-2004, 05:28 AM
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Man coats entire hotel room in Vaseline

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POSTED: 2:35 p.m. EDT May 17, 2004

BINGHAMTON, N.Y. -- Talk about a slippery suspect.

A man is accused of applying Vaseline petroleum jelly to every surface in his room at a Motel Six near Binghamton.

After Roger Chamberlain checked out last week, the cleaning crew discovered mattresses and bedding were slathered with the slippery stuff. Vaseline covered the TV set, furniture, carpeting and towels -- and everything else in the room.

Police found 14 empty Vaseline containers and numerous pornographic magazines in the room's trash can.

Damage to the motel room and its contents was estimated at over $1,000.

A sheriff's deputy found the Virginia man a short time later at another motel. The deputy said the man was "smeared from head to foot with Vaseline."

Chamberlain was sent to jail after being charged with felony criminal mischief.

The motel manager said the room still can't be used.
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Old 05-18-2004, 05:31 AM
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Old 05-18-2004, 05:34 AM
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Old 05-18-2004, 05:50 AM
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I hope he took some of that Vaseline with him to jail ... he's going to need it
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Old 05-18-2004, 06:08 AM
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Well, when he hires a lawyer, it may be a slippery slope trying to convince the judge that he was not being malicious. yuk yuk yuk yuk.
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Old 05-18-2004, 06:18 AM
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This guy is a real greaseball!!! Hahaha.......erm...
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Old 05-18-2004, 06:53 AM
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Room can't be used? The manager is not thinking creatively. I'm sure it'll sell like hotcakes if rented out by the hour.
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Old 05-18-2004, 08:33 AM
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Old 05-18-2004, 10:04 AM
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The motel manager said the room still can't be used.
That must be a first in the entire history of Motel 6



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Old 05-18-2004, 10:22 AM
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Never use vaseline when you that's way too tough to clean up! Well, or so I've heard anyway.
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Old 05-18-2004, 10:33 AM
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Or at least be classified as a non smoking room
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Old 05-18-2004, 11:26 AM
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Never use vaseline when you that's way too tough to clean up! Well, or so I've heard anyway.
It does prevent bad accidents like this..

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Old 05-18-2004, 11:27 AM
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Room can't be used? The manager is not thinking creatively. I'm sure it'll sell like hotcakes if rented out by the hour.
and since it's coated w/ vasaline, maybe they can just use a hose to hose it off for the next ... er... a .. "party".
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Old 05-18-2004, 11:42 AM
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Never use vaseline when you that's way too tough to clean up! Well, or so I've heard anyway.
No, doctors advise against using it because it breaks down the fibers/tissue of the skin under heavy friction.

Okay...that was way more than even I needed to tell myself...hahaha...
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Old 05-18-2004, 11:45 AM
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No, doctors advise against using it because it breaks down the fibers/tissue of the skin under heavy friction.

Okay...that was way more than even I needed to tell myself...hahaha...
If you're gripping it that tight I think that tearing it off would be a bigger concern than breaking down tissue.
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Old 05-18-2004, 03:02 PM
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Cool. He's from McLean, VA.
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Cool. He's from McLean, VA.
Considering you think its "cool", I'm assuming thats the bible belt section of the state?
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Old 05-18-2004, 03:16 PM
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Considering you think its "cool", I'm assuming thats the bible belt section of the state?


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It's actually an affluent DC suburb.

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It does prevent bad accidents like this..

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Old 05-19-2004, 03:15 PM
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This makes me think of a Motel that we wanted to stay in in Carpinteria along the 101... We found a dildo a lot of nasty books and 3 crack coke pipes... must have been a great party... We checked out as fast as we checked in...

Please PM me for the hotel name because I don't want ANYBODY to stay in that hotel...
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