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Old 06-01-2004, 03:55 PM
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Surely I'm not the only one nearing violence in my getting sick of these idiotic Enzyte commercials...

The thing that amazes me the most about it is the number of micro-gonad men out there with serious self-esteem issues that are actually being duped by this snake-oil.

Or is it "partners" that are supporting this company? Clearly they are being quite successful, as the frequency of these ads is just increasing week by week.
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Old 06-01-2004, 03:59 PM
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The thing that amazes me the most about it is the number of micro-gonad men out there with serious self-esteem issues that are actually being duped by this snake-oil.
Exactly. That's who to blame, really. Evidently they're too embarassed to call up and demand a refund.... "Uh, yeah, hello? I used your product and I'm still hung like an ingrown hair."

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Old 06-01-2004, 03:59 PM
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This has to do with motorsports HOW?
Heh heh... you've got a point there.
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Old 06-01-2004, 04:08 PM
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Old 06-01-2004, 04:42 PM
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I thought all the SPAM about this crap was bad enough. But at least SPAM is easy to delete. I don't watch the majority of my TV delayed off my replayTV, so I can't readily skip over the commercials.
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Old 06-01-2004, 04:45 PM
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Old 06-01-2004, 04:49 PM
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TIVO is the answer! FF thru commercials at 300x speed
My replayTV auto-skips over commercials. But that means you need to be watching everything buffered.
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Old 06-01-2004, 05:02 PM
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This has to do with motorsports HOW?
Sounds like someone's been watching NASCAR.
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Old 06-01-2004, 05:38 PM
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Sounds like someone's been watching NASCAR.
At least someone got the connection
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Old 06-01-2004, 06:30 PM
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Try explaining that commercial to your young son.

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Old 06-01-2004, 06:33 PM
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Try explaining that commercial to your young son.

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The commercial? What about explaining watching NASCAR??
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Old 06-01-2004, 06:37 PM
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The commercial? What about explaining watching NASCAR??
Good point.

Although lately the going around in circles thing has been more exciting than F1.

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Old 06-01-2004, 06:43 PM
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Old 06-01-2004, 07:40 PM
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"Daddy, why can't those cars make right hand turns?"
Where they watching the IRL?
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Old 06-01-2004, 11:46 PM
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the not so criptic images of the 50 something throwing a football through a tire/sticking a pencil into a sharpener/running a train into a tunnel and then getting a romantic hug from their significant other/cousin/sister-wife.
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Old 06-02-2004, 04:51 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RKT BMR
Surely I'm not the only one nearing violence in my getting sick of these idiotic Enzyte commercials...

The thing that amazes me the most about it is the number of micro-gonad men out there with serious self-esteem issues that are actually being duped by this snake-oil.

Or is it "partners" that are supporting this company? Clearly they are being quite successful, as the frequency of these ads is just increasing week by week.
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Old 06-02-2004, 06:05 AM
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At least someone got the connection
I hadn't seen the car, but the last time I watched NASCAR (and it was only for around 15 min) EVERY CAR equiped with a cockpit camera had a VIAGRA add PAINTED ACROSS THE ENTIRE DASHBOARD!
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Old 06-02-2004, 07:38 AM
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The commercial? What about explaining watching NASCAR??
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Old 06-12-2004, 08:07 AM
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Where, in my pants?

Now I've got that stupid song that they whistle in my head. Thanks a lot Mr. RKT BMR.
Hey, Mr. Know-It-All:


doot
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Old 06-12-2004, 02:54 PM
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Hey, Mr. Know-It-All:


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I hadn't seen the car, but the last time I watched NASCAR (and it was only for around 15 min) EVERY CAR equiped with a cockpit camera had a VIAGRA add PAINTED ACROSS THE ENTIRE DASHBOARD!
That's because after 15 Natty Light's, most NASCAR fans think the reason why they can't get it up is because they are physically deficient....
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