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Old 10-01-2012, 01:01 PM
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Dick will make you slap somebody (NSFW)

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Old 10-01-2012, 01:09 PM
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Happens to me all the time.
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Old 10-01-2012, 01:18 PM
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Old 10-01-2012, 01:26 PM
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Old 10-01-2012, 01:50 PM
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Old 10-01-2012, 03:48 PM
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Old 10-02-2012, 09:47 AM
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Old 10-02-2012, 09:52 AM
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Old 10-02-2012, 10:05 AM
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It cracked me up when she, unaware to how she was doing it, kept moving her hands up and down on an invisible dick, gesturing a foot and a half long and four inches wide dick. I think she might have a dildo that size at home.
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Old 10-02-2012, 10:09 AM
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Old 10-02-2012, 07:19 PM
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She has her own website, too. A quick google search took me to her Vagina Power site (may have to explain that set of browser cookies to the missus later). Cracked me up. Her DVD on Vagina Chakras sells for $400. Ha! THAT will get you slapped!
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Old 10-02-2012, 07:53 PM
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"This is my friend .. man.. and she can take a dick".
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Old 10-03-2012, 04:54 AM
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Happens to me all the time.
So how many people have you slapped recently?
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Was that Michelle?
This here is not poli-sci and that was a fail anyway.
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