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Old 09-27-2012, 08:47 PM
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Cuz’ you’ve twisted a Kum-ba-Ya song here.
Though I preach, educate,
Lay the facts right out straight--
“We’ve a failure to communicate.”

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Don't quit your day job.

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Old 09-27-2012, 09:05 PM
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Way to go, five pages in you respond to the first post with incorrect information.
I will bump it once more.
How was I incorrect? I am in 2012 BMW 116i with auto start/stop that I have to disable every single time I am leaving to drive it??? In 2009 I rented a 318d that had a button bellow the radio - you pressed it once and it was disabled until you pressed it again.
Am I missing something?
I am not running around Europe in a rental to "fix" awful ASS.
It is awfully stupid in 116i I am in while enjoying my little European retreat.


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Old 09-27-2012, 09:19 PM
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I sold an F30. Intend to sell about 5 more before my work here is done.

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I figured you'd sell that F30 before too long once none of the Walmart customers even noticed your new car. Were you able to locate your ///M328i to buy back again?

Anyway, let me be the first to welcome you back to the E90-E93 Forum.

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Old 09-27-2012, 09:33 PM
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Old 09-28-2012, 03:52 AM
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Judge Randolph: *Consider yourself in Contempt!*
BJ: *Colonel Jessep, did you order the F30?*
Judge Randolph: You *don't* have to answer that question!
BJ: I'll answer the question!
[to Kaffee]
BJ: You want answers?
Kaffee: I think I'm entitled to.
BJ: *You want answers?*
Kaffee: *I want the truth!*
BJ: *You can't handle the truth!*
[pauses]
BJ: Son, we live in a world that has new BMWs, and those BMWs have to be purchased by men with Rolexes. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Machina? I have a greater financial means than you could possibly fathom. You weep for pop-up displays, and you curse the interior trim. You have that ///Luxury. You have the ///Luxury of not knowing what I know. That my F30, while tragic, occasionally turns heads. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, brightens up McDonalds drive-thru. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me in that F30, you need me on that F30. We use words like pop-up display, contrast leather piping, droopy interior lines. We use these words as the backbone of a thread spent defending something we purchased. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who reads and writes under the blanket of the very derision that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up an F30, and impress your neighbors with an entry level premium sedan. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
Kaffee: Did you order the F30?
BJ: With the small engine...
Kaffee: *Did you order the red piping??*
BJ: *You're Goddamn right I did!*
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Old 09-28-2012, 05:45 AM
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Old 09-28-2012, 05:51 AM
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Old 09-28-2012, 06:21 AM
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Too late

I got fired when the boss caught me on Bimmerfest.

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Old 09-28-2012, 06:29 AM
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Judge Randolph: *Consider yourself in Contempt!*
BJ: *Colonel Jessep, did you order the F30?*
Judge Randolph: You *don't* have to answer that question!
BJ: I'll answer the question!
[to Kaffee]
BJ: You want answers?
Kaffee: I think I'm entitled to.
BJ: *You want answers?*
Kaffee: *I want the truth!*
BJ: *You can't handle the truth!*
[pauses]
BJ: Son, we live in a world that has new BMWs, and those BMWs have to be purchased by men with Rolexes. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Machina? I have a greater financial means than you could possibly fathom. You weep for pop-up displays, and you curse the interior trim. You have that ///Luxury. You have the ///Luxury of not knowing what I know. That my F30, while tragic, occasionally turns heads. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, brightens up McDonalds drive-thru. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me in that F30, you need me on that F30. We use words like pop-up display, contrast leather piping, droopy interior lines. We use these words as the backbone of a thread spent defending something we purchased. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who reads and writes under the blanket of the very derision that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up an F30, and impress your neighbors with an entry level premium sedan. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
Kaffee: Did you order the F30?
BJ: With the small engine...
Kaffee: *Did you order the red piping??*
BJ: *You're Goddamn right I did!*
Brilliant. Good larf.
///M, you've got to re-do the twin turbo/HPFP video with bolt as you-know-who. I laugh out loud just thinking of the fun you could have with the dialogue.
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Old 09-28-2012, 06:41 AM
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Yes. Any argument about whether the shark fin antenna is a design flaw or not is hopelessly outdated, boltjaM3s has a few newbies nibbling but the old fish know better, and goats may be so far out they're now back in.
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Oh yeah, one other thing, Kevin doesn't give a hoot about street cred, but I think he enjoys a little sky cred. Kilgore says he has no cred but on the other hand he's always telling us "chicks dig wagons" so I'm thinking at least his car has some cred.
In others words, I've been away long enough for things to come full circle just to remain the same.

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I sold an F30. Intend to sell about 5 more before my work here is done.

BJ
You might just count me in, although I'm weighing that option against simply rebadging my E93 as a 428i. (Congrats on the new ride by the way , I've seen a few in person and I must say that it does turn heads.)
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Old 09-28-2012, 07:00 AM
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As a diverse/minority pot, I love hearing from the kettle...

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Old 09-28-2012, 07:56 AM
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So if you dash about on the prow-l
with a coif and a manicure, scow-l
at the zest we all got
in our M (yeah, we Hot!)
Like the Mansons, we're all Family now-hell!
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BJ: *You can't handle the truth!*
[pauses]
BJ: Son, we live in a world that has new BMWs, and those BMWs have to be purchased by men with Rolexes. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Machina? I have a greater financial means than you could possibly fathom. You weep for pop-up displays, and you curse the interior trim. You have that ///Luxury. You have the ///Luxury of not knowing what I know. That my F30, while tragic, occasionally turns heads. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, brightens up McDonalds drive-thru. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me in that F30, you need me on that F30. We use words like pop-up display, contrast leather piping, droopy interior lines. We use these words as the backbone of a thread spent defending something we purchased. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who reads and writes under the blanket of the very derision that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up an F30, and impress your neighbors with an entry level premium sedan. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
Kaffee: Did you order the F30?
BJ: With the small engine...
Kaffee: *Did you order the red piping??*
BJ: *You're Goddamn right I did!*
A F30 In The Life

I read reviews today, oh boy
About a sport sedan that hit the scene
Some thought the news was rather sad
Well I just had the last laugh
No need for photographs

They took two cylinders out of his car
He didn't notice that the times had changed
And though the cockpit no longer bored
They'd seen that shape before
Nobody was really sure if it was designed by an Asian whore

I'd love auto-start/stop to turn...back...on...

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Old 09-28-2012, 07:58 AM
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I sold an F30. Intend to sell about 5 more before my work here is done.

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Lol. I really do miss you posting here, BJ.
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Old 09-28-2012, 08:47 AM
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Lol. I really do miss you posting here, BJ.
Would I ever love to post a "Poll" thread. Unfortunately I don't think we could get it past the Mod's.
My prediction: Closer than Obama v. Romney.
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Old 09-28-2012, 09:31 AM
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A F30 In The Life

I read reviews today, oh boy
About a sport sedan that hit the scene
Some thought the news was rather sad
Well I just had the last laugh
No need for photographs

They took two cylinders out of his car
He didn't notice that the times had changed
And though the cockpit no longer bored
They'd seen that shape before
Nobody was really sure if it was designed by an Asian whore

I'd love auto-start/stop to turn...back...on...

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Old 09-28-2012, 02:59 PM
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Damn. You know how long it took my manservant to write that tripe?

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If BMW thought it was such a great or useful design, then when did they not place the GPS screen on top of the dash like an afterthought in the new.....6....Series model?
They did. Well more than a year before the F30 came to market.
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Damn. You know how long it took my manservant to write that tripe?

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Perhaps your manservant should stick to his day job!
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Damn. You know how long it took my manservant to write that tripe?

BJ
You call it, “Me and Manservant”

There's a new game
You like to play we see
A game with added reality
You put on like a dog
Go down town in your “Three”

You call it, “Me and Manservant”
You call it, “Me and Manservant”

It's a lot like life
This play out on the street
But who’s on top and who’s underneath
328il oozes elite


You call it, “Me and Manservant”
You call it, “Me and Manservant”

It's a lot like life
And that's what's appealing
If you despise that throwaway feeling
From disposable fun
Then this is the one

Adoration's the name of the game
In bed or in life
They're both just the same
Except in one you're fulfilled
At the end of the day

You call it, “Me and Manservant”
You call it, “Me and Manservant”
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It's a lot like life
And that's what's appealing
If you despise that throwaway feeling
So honest, so poignant.

You complete me.

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You complete me.

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You complete me.

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A F30 In The Life

I read reviews today, oh boy
About a sport sedan that hit the scene
.......

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Tomorrow we’ll miss you

Remember to cite what you pinch

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While you sit there and diddle your inch.

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........I will post to view

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...
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