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Old 01-06-2013, 04:49 PM
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where is her maybe located?
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Old 01-06-2013, 05:16 PM
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where is her maybe located?
Perhaps in her neither region.

Tell me again that this lady is not hot?

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Old 01-06-2013, 07:52 PM
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I'm with stupids. It's her body. It's still a free country, that's what most people say anyway.
She shouldn't have to be ashame.
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Old 01-07-2013, 07:41 AM
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The difference between a prostitute and a married woman, with the prostitute you know how much you're paying upfront...no $50k a year alimony,half your business etc. And the sex is guaranteed.
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Old 01-07-2013, 08:03 AM
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Are these her pictures as a 44 year old? Because if so, then DAY-UM, that broad is holding it together NICE!
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I'm guessing it is as those are the sort of shots a high price hooker will have taken, the second one anyway. I've seen some more recent shots of her face and she looks a little less bright eyed than in the first one. Some mid-life crisis problems maybe. And I agree, that is a fine form for a woman at ANY age. Did I have a high 6 figure or 7 figure income, I think I'd have been real tempted to sample that action.
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The difference between a prostitute and a married woman, with the prostitute you know how much you're paying upfront...no $50k a year alimony,half your business etc. And the sex is guaranteed.
I think that can be true sometimes but I'm telling you, with most hookers, it's an illusion. You feel good for 5 to 10 minutes and then feel empty and like crap for hours. A lot of them will push you off after you shoot. It's like 'hurry up, I'm outta here!'

I'll agree that plenty of guys go onto the rocks with marriage, realize too late that she's a gold-digging harpie and they spend years paying child support and alimony, basically paying for a marriage w/o getting one. OTOH, a real girlfriend who gives you the 'got lucky' prize when she's feeling it too is way, way better than all but the rarest of hookers. One problem with hookers is that guys get in the habit of thinking they can dial up sex on demand. Doesn't work with the real deal. More of a magic process going on there.
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Old 01-07-2013, 11:08 AM
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do they charge for the whole hour or just part of the hour? She'll only get $60 from me and that's all I need.
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Old 01-08-2013, 05:10 PM
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do they charge for the whole hour or just part of the hour? She'll only get $60 from me and that's all I need.
I think you have to pay the $6000 to get what you're thinking about...

...from her anyway...

Her hubby can't be too happy right now. And her 7-year-old daughter is probably going through hell at school.
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Old 01-08-2013, 07:21 PM
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$600 for her to just hang out with you? I dont ****** think so...i wouldve demanded a hot 24 yo girl with big ****. She's ugly.
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