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Old 05-15-2013, 05:13 PM
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I have never in my life seen such a swollen pelvic bone. It hid the whole package [and] the scrotum was enlarged. Right now it feels heavy and unreal. We did not talk very often, but he was still my neighbour.
Suicide by cop.............ulation.
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Better quote (and advice...)

"To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,"

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Probably was trying to have sex with a queen... for the bragging rights.
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Just was told that this story is the British version of the Onion.
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Probably was trying to have sex with a queen... for the bragging rights.
There's already plenty of bars in big cities that specialize in that.
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