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The sixth generation 3 series, chassis code F30. 2013 model year 328i and 335i sedans now in production. Read the F30 frequently asked question thread for all your basic question and dive into all the details in the ultimate F30 information thread.

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Sorry, this thread does not support cats. On the other hand it does support goats!
Goats are just rats with horns!
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How can you not love goats?

I liked those goats, but they didn't drop crap all over like the four legged variety.
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Goats it is, then!

An intact adult male goat is called a buck. A castrated male goat is called a wether. An adult female goat is called a doe. Immature goats collectively are called kids. Male goats under one year of age are called bucklings, while female goats under one year of age are called doelings. The terms "Nanny" (female) and "Billy" (male) to differentiate the sexes are in general disfavor in "official" goat circles. Don't get caught saying these terms or you will be labeled an amateur.

Goats were the first animals domesticated by man somewhere are 7,000 -10,000 B.C.E.

The ancient Egyptian Pharaoh Cephranes was buried with more than 2,000 goats.

Goats live 8 to 12 years.

There are over 200 recognized breeds of goat

Goat size is extremely variable based on breed. Females can range from 22 to 300 pounds with males ranging slightly larger at 27 to 380 pounds. Meat breeds are generally heavier than dairy breeds.

Both male and female goats can have horns and beards. Male goats can breed as early as 4 months old, and females at 7 months old. It is advisable to wait until goats reach 60%-75% of their adult weight before breeding (approximately one year old).


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The Official F3x OT Thread!

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These are the kinds of goat facts we like.
"1964 Pontiac GTO was initially offered as an option package on Pontiac Tempest LeMans.

The car is considered as the very first muscle car. Essentially, it is the first one to coin the concept of high-performance, low –cost muscle cars.

While a maximum of 5000 sales were expected, total sales of 1964 Pontiac GTO summed up to 32,450 units. The car was a success beyond imagination and expectations."
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When a family cat died in ancient Egypt, family members ... held elaborate funerals during which they drank wine and beat their breasts.
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which they drank wine and beat their breasts. :
I condone breast massaging, not beating
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As the community gets tighter it should. They put one in the e9x forum and at first i hated it. But my options were post OT in the thread, or have my OT threads be moved to the regular OT board which sucks goat milk producing glands.
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No, no. That was a good one. This was more fitting.
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A few of us play COD together every couple weeks. If anyone is interested. Right now we are on PS3.
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I just threw up again. Damnit, Furby.
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