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Old 07-04-2013, 09:07 AM
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Robot BMW production

Like Afganistan ops executed from a Nevada desert, we're moving toward whole robot production, your ride.

Can robot repair & maintenance be far away? Think on it....the computer is constant and reliability excellent. The machine will repair itself, the car as an extension of the maint facility.

Yep, in the future you'll be irrelevant to the existence of machines. Now witness the genesis of our doom:

I see a solution....we will integrate and become one with machines. Rise, Cyborg, evolution acceleration. No limit. Avatar. Matrix. Bandwidth overcome.


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Old 07-04-2013, 10:01 AM
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Nice ..... watching the robot ballet in the Munich plant then later at the SC plant is an amazing experience.

Welding sparks flying, metal joining.

Anyone who worries about a windshield replacement by a skilled tech ought to see the robot run the bead of sealant and slap that glass in place with the big suction cups in about 4 seconds!

"sometimes you're the windshield .... sometimes you're the bug"

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Old 07-04-2013, 10:47 AM
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As someone who is robophobic, I take a bit of comfort knowing that they can't tolerate any rain on their parade.
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