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Old 09-23-2004, 10:08 AM
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Which is better, strawberry or blackberry
I like strawberry blondes never heard of a blackberry blonde

Why have you and Mlis left RGal all by herself on the whole women abuse thread?
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I like strawberry blondes never heard of a blackberry blonde

Why have you and Mlis left RGal all by herself on the whole women abuse thread?
http://www.bimmerfest.com/forums/showthread.php?t=72809

People would not like what I have to say about abuse ... I came from that kind of culture, I've been there, I understand, but then I don't ... I think its a little more complicated ...

Who's more fun, blondes or brunettes
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Old 09-23-2004, 10:30 AM
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People would not like what I have to say about abuse ... I came from that kind of culture, I've been there, I understand, but then I don't ... I think its a little more complicated ...

Who's more fun, blondes or brunettes
Brunettes....

Which position is your most comfortable position to have S*X...
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Old 09-23-2004, 10:48 AM
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Brunettes....

Which position is your most comfortable position to have S*X...

Any

Who's better at s*x, males or females
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Old 09-23-2004, 10:58 AM
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Who's better at s*x, males or females
Better? I don't think that's quantifiable.

Why does everyone around here talk about S*X?
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Old 09-23-2004, 11:15 AM
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Better? I don't think that's quantifiable.

Why does everyone around here talk about S*X?
Because everyone thinks about it every 5.3 seconds.

Why not?
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Old 09-23-2004, 11:23 AM
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Because everyone thinks about it every 5.3 seconds.

Why not?

Yeah why not, besides there is an ulterior reason

Would Jason like a puppy dog or a kitty cat ... better
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Old 09-23-2004, 11:25 AM
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Yeah why not, besides there is an ulterior reason

Would Jason like a puppy dog or a kitty cat ... better
I really do like both, I don't know how to decide? maybe a doggy because I already have 3 cats

How old is Sabrina, really?
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I really do like both, I don't know how to decide? maybe a doggy because I already have 3 cats

How old is Sabrina, really?
She's pretty old.

How many more Q/A threads are going to be made today?
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Old 09-23-2004, 01:33 PM
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She's pretty old.

How many more Q/A threads are going to be made today?
42

Would you rather win a million dollars are have all the hot GF's you want for the rest of your life, a la Heff?
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She's pretty old.

How many more Q/A threads are going to be made today?
Just this one, let's hope.

I still didn't find out how Scatman Crothers got the name Scatman. Who knows?
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Just this one, let's hope.

I still didn't find out how Scatman Crothers got the name Scatman. Who knows?
I do. It's because he has a poop fetish.

Why are managers retarded?
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I do. It's because he has a poop fetish.

Why are managers retarded?
Not true.

And that's hitting close to home. Actually, they aren't ALL that way...it just seems that way to you.

Are you paranoid or are people really out to get you?
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Not true.

And that's hitting close to home. Actually, they aren't ALL that way...it just seems that way to you.

Are you paranoid or are people really out to get you?
People really out to get me, mostly managers that I think are retarded.

Where can I go get a job that doesn't have retarded managers?
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People really out to get me, mostly managers that I think are retarded.

Where can I go get a job that doesn't have retarded managers?
Start your own company....opps, that won't work.

You'd be the manager

what is the best color for a car, overall?
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Start your own company....opps, that won't work.

You'd be the manager

what is the best color for a car, overall?
Periwinkle.

What kind of company should I start?
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Why did I post to this thread?
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One that repaints cars periwinkle.

Why did I post to this thread?
Because you're finally becomming cool.

Does anyone else think that cherry cough drops taste great?
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One that repaints cars periwinkle.

Why did I post to this thread?
because I started it

did Jever's house get knocked down?
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because I started it

did Jever's house get knocked down?
Nope, it didn't get knocked down. They actually finished up by dumping a ton of gravel in the ditch and put the dirt back. Now we'll see what happens when it rains again.

How high is high?
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Nope, it didn't get knocked down. They actually finished up by dumping a ton of gravel in the ditch and put the dirt back. Now we'll see what happens when it rains again.

How high is high?
One puff, two puff, three puff, floor. 3 puffs high

have you ever had sex were people could see you and didn't care?
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One puff, two puff, three puff, floor. 3 puffs high

have you ever had sex were people could see you and didn't care?
Yes. Many times but most of the time it was around friends although we did leave the lights on and the blinds open in her dorm room and gave the neighbor dorm one hell of a show.

How about you?
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Yes. Many times but most of the time it was around friends although we did leave the lights on and the blinds open in her dorm room and gave the neighbor dorm one hell of a show.

How about you?
lots of times. The best was when we came back to my dorm room at 2 am and my roomie was asleep in the bottom bunk. The top bunk cramps my style, so we through the mattress on the floor and got down sans blanket. We had the TV on for some background noise, but it lit up the room pretty well.

I never did ask if my roomie woke up or not. If he did, he should have taken notes. Poor guy had "anti-game"

What are the odds that Sabrina's really on old fat man that likes screwing with us?
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lots of times. The best was when we came back to my dorm room at 2 am and my roomie was asleep in the bottom bunk. The top bunk cramps my style, so we through the mattress on the floor and got down sans blanket. We had the TV on for some background noise, but it lit up the room pretty well.

I never did ask if my roomie woke up or not. If he did, he should have taken notes. Poor guy had "anti-game"

What are the odds that Sabrina's really on old fat man that likes screwing with us?
14:1

Ever seen that video w/ the people all together in a room like tehy are in for counseling but it's really just people mocking chat rooms? All the actors are playing their screen personalities and they are like opposite of who they really are.
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Ever seen that video w/ the people all together in a room like tehy are in for counseling but it's really just people mocking chat rooms? All the actors are playing their screen personalities and they are like opposite of who they really are.
I think that's the same one where the guy ends up having cyber s3x with his roommate.

What's next? I mean, what's REALLY next?
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