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X5 E70 (2007 - 2013)
E70 BMW X5 produced between 2007 and 2013. Discuss the E70 X5 with other BMW owners here.

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Old 02-16-2014, 11:50 AM
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Old 02-16-2014, 11:58 AM
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OMG!! Must have walked through Pep Boys with a magnet!
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Old 02-16-2014, 12:22 PM
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Old 02-16-2014, 12:24 PM
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... And no shiny chrome truck nuts with tribals on them? I'm disappointed!


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Old 02-16-2014, 01:06 PM
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OMG. To each his / her own but this is the definition of mods no one will appreciate.
And thanks for posting this cuz my partner is giving me $h!t about my relay and marathon stickers on the rear window of the X5. I have a lot of running to do before I get anywhere close to this!


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Old 02-16-2014, 01:13 PM
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My favorite: X5 and 5X on rear tailgate, coat hangers on front bumper and double running boards ... yeah man!
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Old 02-16-2014, 01:27 PM
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Maybe this was a prototype for a reboot of the Mad Max franchise.
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Old 02-16-2014, 01:50 PM
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oh jesus christ. the pep boys edition.
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Old 02-16-2014, 03:24 PM
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Old 02-16-2014, 03:34 PM
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Old 02-16-2014, 03:45 PM
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Old 02-16-2014, 04:19 PM
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Old 02-16-2014, 06:21 PM
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There's something missing........................................... ...........the HEADLIGHT EYELASHES
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Old 02-16-2014, 07:23 PM
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Old 02-16-2014, 10:17 PM
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OMG ...





Where is this creature located?
I hope this wasn't the same guy I saw few months ago in BC Canada
http://www.bimmerfest.com/forums/sho...d.php?t=734733
I think its the same awful creature I saw few months ago in Surrey BC after I compare the pics
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Old 02-17-2014, 07:03 AM
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Old 02-17-2014, 08:13 AM
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Where is this creature located?
I hope this wasn't the same guy I saw few months ago in BC Canada
http://www.bimmerfest.com/forums/sho...d.php?t=734733
I think its the same awful creature I saw few months ago in Surrey BC after I compare the pics
It has to be.

The alternative- that there is more than one- is simply too horrible to contemplate.....
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Old 02-17-2014, 08:34 AM
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This artist must added 500lbs of accessories on his X......what a guy
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Old 02-17-2014, 10:10 AM
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It has to be.

The alternative- that there is more than one- is simply too horrible to contemplate.....

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That would be disgusting
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Old 02-17-2014, 10:28 AM
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This artist must added 500lbs of accessories on his X......what a guy
He needed the additional weight for traction I guess.

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Old 02-17-2014, 10:56 AM
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Where is this creature located?
I hope this wasn't the same guy I saw few months ago in BC Canada
http://www.bimmerfest.com/forums/sho...d.php?t=734733
I think its the same awful creature I saw few months ago in Surrey BC after I compare the pics
This car has been spotted in Vancouver, CA.
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Old 02-17-2014, 03:54 PM
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This car has been spotted in Vancouver, CA.
I am really embarrassing for him as a Canadian.....he should be in Manila with all the Jeepney or Tuk Tuk in Bangkok
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Old 02-18-2014, 11:43 AM
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This artist must added 500lbs of accessories on his X......what a guy
Yes, but the dynamics of the vehicle improved. The vent on front fender channels air and out of the vent on D-pillar. The ///M badge adds at least 200hp. "5X" helps "X5" in some way (enhances x-drive?).

The load of stuff on the roof looks like a sophisticated snowboard holder. Wonder how that 2nd running board does in the snow lol.

P.S. There's a saying: you can take a man out of his village, but can't take the village out of him.
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