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Old 11-18-2004, 01:10 PM
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An early Christmas Joke

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said. You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells" . Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"

The man replied, "They're Carol's".
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Old 11-18-2004, 01:52 PM
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And St. Peter replied..."NO...they are Clarese's, now go straight to the express elevator to the basement level."


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where's the weiner punchline?
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where's the weiner punchline?
Guy is walking his fat weiner and passes by a farmer.
Farmer asks: where you going with that pig?
It's not a pig, said the guy. It's a weiner dog.
Farmer replies: I was talking to the dog.
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And St. Peter replied..."NO...they are Clarese's, now go straight to the express elevator to the basement level."


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