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Old 01-23-2005, 05:44 AM
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Nice Horse (Funny)

A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little
girl named Mary stopped beside him on her new shiny bike. "Nice bike"
the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said,
"he sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20
ticket for a safety violation, saying "Next year tell Santa to put a
reflector light on the back
of it."
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there
did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the
dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."
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