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Forum: Off-Topic Today, 04:04 PM
Replies: 324
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Posted By Doug Huffman
^^^^. Dumb mass hysteria pandemic pandemonium. ...

^^^^. Dumb mass hysteria pandemic pandemonium.

Luck is the intersection of preparation and opportunity..
Forum: Off-Topic Today, 03:40 PM
Replies: 324
Views: 8,130
Posted By Doug Huffman
During Base Realignment And Closure Commission...

During Base Realignment And Closure Commission third, BRAC 03, Dilbert made so many comments indicating familiarity with our precise circumstances that we asked Scott Adams which was his office in...
Forum: Off-Topic Today, 03:13 PM
Replies: 324
Views: 8,130
Posted By Doug Huffman
A Planet Named Shayol by Cordwainer Smith

Already been thought of by Cordwainer Smith and his punishment planet Shayol. Human prisoners are reduced to 'cattle', immortal, insensate by dromozoans and a drug condamine. They...
Forum: X5 E53 (1999 - 2006) Today, 02:41 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 27
Posted By Doug Huffman
No warranty of good workmanship? They took your...

No warranty of good workmanship? They took your money, went and had a beer, and told your car was fixed? Lawyer up!
Forum: Off-Topic Today, 02:33 PM
Replies: 324
Views: 8,130
Posted By Doug Huffman
I do not believe that there is any evidence yet...

I do not believe that there is any evidence yet of immunity. Yes, these are antibody tests positive for exposure to the SARS-Cov-2 antigens expressed on IgG and IgM immunoglobulins. That's...
Forum: X5 E70 (2007 - 2013) Today, 01:57 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 44
Posted By Doug Huffman
Adaptive transmission control. NewTIS

The driver-type adaptation is restarted each time the vehicle pulls away from a standstill.
...
Forum: Off-Topic Today, 01:09 PM
Replies: 324
Views: 8,130
Posted By Doug Huffman
FDA approves EUA Cellex qSARS-CoV-2 IgG/IgM Rapid Test

https://www.fda.gov/media/136622/download

https://www.fda.gov/media/136625/download
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) Today, 01:01 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 2,358
Posted By Doug Huffman
LOL. I just finished 'reaqding'...

LOL. I just finished 'reaqding' Friday Fail at The Burning Platform.
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) Today, 10:17 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 148
Posted By Doug Huffman
Learn the difference of obsession from...

Learn the difference of obsession from compulsion. We are obsessed with clean cars, but some of us compelled to commercial car washes.
Forum: X5 E70 (2007 - 2013) Today, 09:36 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 95
Posted By Doug Huffman
Trying again ...

trying again ... Well $#!t, I don't know why they would load only as images and not text, but ...
Forum: X5 E70 (2007 - 2013) Today, 09:20 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 95
Posted By Doug Huffman
Do you have powered aftermarket acccessory(s)...

Do you have powered aftermarket acccessory(s) installed? If so, 'unplug' them and watch for the warning to reappear or not.

If you do not have such accessories then you will have to have likely...
Forum: E90/E91/E92/E93 (2006 - 2013) Today, 08:41 AM
Replies: 70
Views: 2,358
Posted By Doug Huffman
Teaching self-protection classes, I told my...

Teaching self-protection classes, I told my students to not ever wave and if they must wave, a full five fingered wave. Who is guilty if the victim LIES to the police and the perp is indeed found to...
Forum: X5 E70 (2007 - 2013) Today, 08:37 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 95
Posted By Doug Huffman
High Drain warnings and alarms DO NOT COME FROM...

High Drain warnings and alarms DO NOT COME FROM THE BATTERY!!!!! They are caused by a module not sleeping properly, a module being awakened too frequently, or - most often - by an improperly powered...
Forum: X5 E53 (1999 - 2006) Today, 06:49 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 93
Posted By Doug Huffman
Running fine without MAF is presumptive of a...

Running fine without MAF is presumptive of a failed MAF.

The motor starts WITHOUT the MAF until it has warmed up, running on a default mapping. A failed MAF screws things up.
Forum: X3 G01 (2018 - current) Today, 06:47 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 337
Posted By Doug Huffman
A lady friend had a VW Tourag TDI, the owners...

A lady friend had a VW Tourag TDI, the owners manual of which was 1200 pages equivalent on a DVD. She snagged a sharply turned front wheel on a light standard and moved into a BMW X5.
Forum: E60 / E61 (2004 - 2010) Today, 06:35 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 15,428
Posted By Doug Huffman
The "Y degrees" for the oil pan are...

The "Y degrees" for the oil pan are to compress the gasket and NOT to stretch the screw into yield.
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F34 / F36 (2012 - current) Today, 04:53 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 116
Posted By Doug Huffman
No. The coolant capacities and capabilities far...

No. The coolant capacities and capabilities far exceed consumption and exhaustion rate. Don't fix what ain't broke lest one fix until 'broke'. Videlicet: The common...
Forum: Off-Topic Today, 04:47 AM
Replies: 324
Views: 8,130
Posted By Doug Huffman
Aerodynamic Characteristics and RNA Concentration of SARS-CoV-2 Aerosol in Wuhan Hosp

https://www.biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.08.982637v1

I used various PPE through my career, and a precept is that precise careful doffing is essential to protection.

I have no evidence or...
Forum: 7 Series - G11 / G12 (2016 - current) Today, 04:02 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 85
Posted By Doug Huffman
https://www.newtis.info/tisv2/a/en/g12-750li-lim/r...

https://www.newtis.info/tisv2/a/en/g12-750li-lim/repair-manuals/00-maintenance-general-note/00-00-maintenance/1VnYQt2NXZ
Forum: Off-Topic Yesterday, 09:54 AM
Replies: 324
Views: 8,130
Posted By Doug Huffman
I like Cabot's John Gay, a neighbor and friend,...

I like Cabot's John Gay, a neighbor and friend, and his The Quiet Investor as I manage my money.

The combinations of VERIFY / BUT / AND / TRUST and commas are interesting. I prefer Trust and...
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F34 / F36 (2012 - current) Yesterday, 08:47 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 246
Posted By Doug Huffman
tl; dr

tl; dr
Forum: X5 E70 (2007 - 2013) Yesterday, 08:35 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 189
Posted By Doug Huffman
Well actually quite perpendicular from the face...

Well actually quite perpendicular from the face of 'it' is one of two only exit vents on the whole car. Ahh, part number 64 22 9 122 453. Rear ventilation

Half of the air flow...
Forum: E39 (1997 - 2003) Yesterday, 05:51 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 439
Posted By Doug Huffman
ATM it's 27F. Yesterday PM the back porch...

ATM it's 27F. Yesterday PM the back porch thermometer showed 50F. We are five days only into our 14-days of purdah. If today is as nice as yesterday then I'll recommission our trikes from...
Forum: BMW Diesel Owners & Enthusiasts Yesterday, 05:14 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 137
Posted By Doug Huffman
You recently bought your late model BMW are are...

You recently bought your late model BMW are are likely - commonly - ignorant of how the IHKA HVAC is supposed to be operated.

The compressor must always be enabled, often a snowflake-icon button...
Forum: BMW Diesel Owners & Enthusiasts Yesterday, 05:03 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 137
Posted By Doug Huffman
"Cold Start Interlock The cold start...

"Cold Start Interlock
The cold start interlock prevents the customer from being subjected to unpleasantly cold air when the engine starts and the engine temperature is cold. The front...
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