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Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F34 / F36 (2012 - current) Yesterday, 09:55 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 291
Posted By Closem Joe
You're the man Snye!:thumbup:

You're the man Snye!:thumbup:
Forum: X3 G01 (2018 - current) 05-22-2020, 11:36 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 295
Posted By Closem Joe
You got that right!:cry:

You got that right!:cry:
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F34 / F36 (2012 - current) 05-21-2020, 03:26 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 338
Posted By Closem Joe
Adam, the 440 goes like hell! :thumbup: You don't...

Adam, the 440 goes like hell! :thumbup: You don't need any performance chip! :p Do some other mod.
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F34 / F36 (2012 - current) 05-19-2020, 03:51 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 239
Posted By Closem Joe
A pad or a small pillow John is a great...

A pad or a small pillow John is a great solution!:thumbup:
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F34 / F36 (2012 - current) 05-15-2020, 12:10 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 504
Posted By Closem Joe
Thanks for your service in both the department...

Thanks for your service in both the department and Viet Nam! I'm glad you made it through!:thumbup:
Forum: X5 E70 (2007 - 2013) 05-15-2020, 06:48 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,515
Posted By Closem Joe
Oh, I love it when you guys fight! One guy tries...

Oh, I love it when you guys fight! One guy tries to show how much smarter he is than the other guy! It's really pretty funny. Like my d--- is bigger than yours.:rofl::rofl::rofl: You guys have to...
Forum: X3 G01 (2018 - current) 05-13-2020, 07:17 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 669
Posted By Closem Joe
Malbec, on your non-configurations, to figure the...

Malbec, on your non-configurations, to figure the actual dealer cost of the car you multiply the MSRP by 93% for the base car and then 92% on all the options that you will choose. This gives you the...
Forum: X5 G05 (2018 - Current) 05-12-2020, 10:27 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 359
Posted By Closem Joe
Put some double face tape or the hook & ladder...

Put some double face tape or the hook & ladder tape underneath it and your sliding problem is solved!:yikes::D
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F34 / F36 (2012 - current) 05-11-2020, 07:23 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 502
Posted By Closem Joe
I agree with Carlson, Shady. You might not even...

I agree with Carlson, Shady. You might not even need the 40i. The 4 cyl. goes like hell! Test drive both of them and decide for yourself. The X3 will be a lot more versatile for you and who knows...
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F34 / F36 (2012 - current) 05-07-2020, 12:47 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 452
Posted By Closem Joe
Plus they're ugly!:eeps: They're red for a...

Plus they're ugly!:eeps: They're red for a reason man!;)
Forum: X3 G01 (2018 - current) 04-29-2020, 03:03 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 712
Posted By Closem Joe
So, what's the matter with the bling of the...

So, what's the matter with the bling of the original grill?:( I think the original makes the car look a lot more custom.:thumbup:
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F34 / F36 (2012 - current) 04-28-2020, 07:00 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 563
Posted By Closem Joe
Tyno, I guess now you know that when using super...

Tyno, I guess now you know that when using super glue, just use a very small drop. :thumbup: It will spread when you put the parts together and you will have no drips. Sorry for your trouble. I...
Forum: X3 G01 (2018 - current) 04-14-2020, 11:37 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 829
Posted By Closem Joe
Go with the BMW store and get the BMWCCA discount...

Go with the BMW store and get the BMWCCA discount if you are a member! They'll give you a loaner so you don't have to wait. You can go to Costco!:D:D:D:D
Forum: X3 G01 (2018 - current) 04-12-2020, 02:45 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 829
Posted By Closem Joe
Rob, you're not sure your Indy knows how to...

Rob, you're not sure your Indy knows how to change the oil in a Bimmer? :( Come on man, you're got to be kidding! :eek: I think once a year on your car with you only driving 5,000 miles is just fine...
Forum: G20 (2019 - Current) 04-03-2020, 08:49 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 2,908
Posted By Closem Joe
I hardily agree Todd! Folks should buy a Tesla...

I hardily agree Todd! Folks should buy a Tesla and maybe BMW will get the message.:dunno: What good is a 20 mile range unless you don't go anywhere!:yikes:
Forum: G20 (2019 - Current) 04-03-2020, 08:33 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 2,908
Posted By Closem Joe
Gentlemen, how come the Bimmer electric vehicle...

Gentlemen, how come the Bimmer electric vehicle doesn't get anywhere near the mileage of say, the Tesla? :eek: Why would they even come out with such a vehicle that doesn't even come close to the...
Forum: X5 E70 (2007 - 2013) 04-01-2020, 10:17 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 157
Posted By Closem Joe
Now your talkin!:thumbup:

Now your talkin!:thumbup:
Forum: X3 G01 (2018 - current) 04-01-2020, 08:01 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,054
Posted By Closem Joe
+1

+1
Forum: X3 G01 (2018 - current) 03-30-2020, 10:42 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 710
Posted By Closem Joe
When you are getting ready to shut the car off,...

When you are getting ready to shut the car off, hit the start/stop button twice with your foot off the brake, open the door to exit and everything goes off. Easy man!:thumbup:
Forum: F30 / F31 / F32 / F33 / F34 / F36 (2012 - current) 03-30-2020, 10:28 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 631
Posted By Closem Joe
You the man!:p:p:p:p:p:p:p

You the man!:p:p:p:p:p:p:p
Forum: X3 G01 (2018 - current) 03-30-2020, 06:42 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,054
Posted By Closem Joe
The guys a family man with kids! I think if he...

The guys a family man with kids! I think if he drives the 4 banger, it certainly will be fast enough for his needs. :thumbup: Mine goes like hell! He can use the saved bucks for something else for...
Forum: E46 (1999 - 2006) 03-29-2020, 02:26 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 2,661
Posted By Closem Joe
Ughhhhhhhhhhh!

Ughhhhhhhhhhh!
Forum: X3 G01 (2018 - current) 03-29-2020, 04:28 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,054
Posted By Closem Joe
I don't think you need the M40i. Please test...

I don't think you need the M40i. Please test drive the 30i. It might be just great for your family!:thumbup:
Forum: G20 (2019 - Current) 03-28-2020, 09:51 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 2,908
Posted By Closem Joe
OMG Putz, you have it down pretty good! :thumbup:...

OMG Putz, you have it down pretty good! :thumbup: What were you an engineer in your past life? You can't take the engineer out of the boy, can you! :p Nice job brother.:angel:
Forum: E46 (1999 - 2006) 03-26-2020, 09:58 AM
Replies: 70
Views: 2,661
Posted By Closem Joe
Sometimes you have to go outside your parameters...

Sometimes you have to go outside your parameters Buddy! :angel: Stretch a little! It's good for you.:thumbup:
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