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Forum: X5 E70 (2007 - 2013) Today, 05:52 PM
Replies: 10
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Posted By ard
The people in post #2 and post #3 each provided...

The people in post #2 and post #3 each provided links to www.newtis.info.

Go there. Spend more than 30 seconds. It is quite dense and challenging to get your arms around it, but once you...
Forum: X5 E70 (2007 - 2013) Today, 05:37 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 268
Posted By ard
You were given the name of the module and a link...

You were given the name of the module and a link to the BMW service manual. Which includes system description, diagrams, wiring diagrams and locations of every connector.

And you are 'no...
Forum: X5 E70 (2007 - 2013) Today, 05:36 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 2,369
Posted By ard
Shocker.

Shocker.
Forum: X5 E70 (2007 - 2013) Today, 04:10 PM
Replies: 17
X-5
Views: 343
Posted By ard
My advice was designed to help the community...

My advice was designed to help the community better tailor responses that you can incorporate.

Will YOU be programming the JBE? If 'no' then I wont send you links to 'how to program the JBE'.
...
Forum: X5 E70 (2007 - 2013) Today, 03:59 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 479
Posted By ard
actually... ...

actually...

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41No8GxAHiL._AC_.jpg

they make one in white, all sorts of different designs without lettering, etc.
Forum: X5 E70 (2007 - 2013) Today, 02:10 PM
Replies: 17
X-5
Views: 343
Posted By ard
Some days I feel like I am peeling an onion..... ...

Some days I feel like I am peeling an onion.....


doesnt look like it from the schematic and online service docs. Which brings up an important observation: When people dont undertand a...
Forum: European Delivery Today, 01:02 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,092
Posted By ard
Sorry to hear Mark. Most airlines rely on TIMAC...

Sorry to hear Mark. Most airlines rely on TIMAC for immigration/transit/passport information, which is automated. Now with boarder controls changing hourly, nobody knows how to think.

Might have...
Forum: X5 E70 (2007 - 2013) Today, 12:46 PM
Replies: 17
X-5
Views: 343
Posted By ard
Because elsewhere you referred to 'your...

Because elsewhere you referred to 'your husband'...then signed above 'Robert'. Slightly odd.




Did you clink on Dougs link? Page opens with fuse F10 right at the top/middle of the diagram. ...
Forum: X5 E70 (2007 - 2013) Today, 08:06 AM
Replies: 17
X-5
Views: 343
Posted By ard
Iím gonna guess you are the husband using the...

Iím gonna guess you are the husband using the wifeís account?
Forum: X5 E70 (2007 - 2013) Yesterday, 11:15 PM
Replies: 17
X-5
Views: 343
Posted By ard
www.newtis.info Mine didnt leak..... ;) ...

www.newtis.info

Mine didnt leak..... ;)

Do you have a way to read BMW specif codes and modules? Like a foxwell nt520, etc?

I wouldnt replace modules because people suggest there may be a...
Forum: X5 E70 (2007 - 2013) Yesterday, 11:08 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,124
Posted By ard
yes. If the ATF has never been serviced what...

yes.

If the ATF has never been serviced what would YOU then say?

Also, you are a skilled DIYer, yes? Does that change your calculus?

Personally miles dont bother ME, (especially when Im the...
Forum: X5 E70 (2007 - 2013) Yesterday, 02:15 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 157
Posted By ard
you are tmling76 from spain over on Xoutpost? I...

you are tmling76 from spain over on Xoutpost? I posted there....

Virtually nothing to go on here, but this is likely to be very bad news
Forum: X5 E70 (2007 - 2013) Yesterday, 10:15 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 321
Posted By ard
Wow, that can be a PITA to find... Any idea...

Wow, that can be a PITA to find...

Any idea how it happened (how the wire got shorted)??
Forum: X5 E70 (2007 - 2013) Yesterday, 10:09 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 304
Posted By ard
he posted it in a separate thread.

he posted it in a separate thread.
Forum: X5 E70 (2007 - 2013) 07-05-2020, 10:26 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,124
Posted By ard
1. A PPI isnt "one thing' that you can get...

1. A PPI isnt "one thing' that you can get anywhere and rely on it. every shop will have a different list of stuff they look at (or dont). Unless YOU get involved and tell them what YOU want...
Forum: X5 E70 (2007 - 2013) 07-05-2020, 05:02 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 304
Posted By ard
Did you ever have a user ID here that may be...

Did you ever have a user ID here that may be associated with your current IP?

Another way of saying "if you previously were banned as a bad actor, they will sometimes flag your IP address and ban...
Forum: X5 E70 (2007 - 2013) 07-05-2020, 11:44 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,124
Posted By ard
So ATF never serviced, 150k miles? Personally Id...

So ATF never serviced, 150k miles? Personally Id walk.

Other people say 'oh these modern BMWs, the fluid lasts a lifetime'

When I ask "So what the transmissions lifetime" they say 150k..
...
Forum: F80/F82/F83 M3 and M4 (2015 - Current) 07-05-2020, 08:51 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 166
Posted By ard
A 'chip"? You think that BMW,...

A 'chip"?

You think that BMW, with total and complete access to the DME and programming would have a physical 'chip' be the thing that makes the difference between...
Forum: X5 E70 (2007 - 2013) 07-05-2020, 08:48 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,124
Posted By ard
Are you paying a mechanic or DIYing? ATF...

Are you paying a mechanic or DIYing?

ATF ever get changed? (Or did they decide that isn't 'regular' maintenance?)
Forum: X5 E70 (2007 - 2013) 07-04-2020, 02:09 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 149
Posted By ard
super interesting thread. Emphasizes the...

super interesting thread.

Emphasizes the need to understand vacuum 'circuits', and not just electrical schematics.

I did like how he said "we'll just extract it blind"...nothing like experience.
Forum: Ask-A-BMW-Dealer 07-04-2020, 12:53 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,324
Posted By ard
Colombo would have walled out with an M5...

Colombo would have walled out with an M5 Competition....

:angel:
Forum: Ask-A-BMW-Dealer 07-04-2020, 11:59 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,324
Posted By ard
Now Ive got this Colombo image.....

Now Ive got this Colombo image.....
Forum: Ask-A-BMW-Dealer 07-04-2020, 11:58 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,324
Posted By ard
My GOD this is a tough crowd..... Feels even...

My GOD this is a tough crowd.....

Feels even worse than normal.

;)
Forum: F80/F82/F83 M3 and M4 (2015 - Current) 07-04-2020, 11:52 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 263
Posted By ard
1. No need to spend the $$$$ until the 4/50...

1. No need to spend the $$$$ until the 4/50 I'd about to expire. Salesmen will tell you 'don't delay, prices increase'. Whatever. Over the years it always makes sense...
Forum: X5 E70 (2007 - 2013) 07-03-2020, 01:08 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 479
Posted By ard
Go to amazon where they limit the fraudulent...

Go to amazon where they limit the fraudulent reviews....
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