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Forum: X5 E70 (2007 - 2013) Today, 08:08 AM
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Posted By ard
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Forum: X5 E70 (2007 - 2013) Today, 08:07 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 152
Posted By ard
"Go" ?? No.

"Go" ??

No.
Forum: Ask-A-BMW-Dealer Yesterday, 11:18 AM
Replies: 390
Views: 22,029
Posted By ard
You wanna F with them, talk to a lawyer. Sounds...

You wanna F with them, talk to a lawyer. Sounds like you had a written 'reasonable accomodation' for your documented medical condition that they reneged on after initially permitting it. It's...
Forum: Ask-A-BMW-Dealer 10-10-2019, 07:14 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 407
Posted By ard
Why would a local dealer WANT to...

Why would a local dealer WANT to "mediate"?????????

BMW isnt a single celled organism, where any BMW store can be used to do "BMW business". They are all independent companies- each is there to...
Forum: X5 E70 (2007 - 2013) 10-10-2019, 04:21 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 5,967
Posted By ard
Nice work. Easy fix, but kinda a PITA of...

Nice work. Easy fix, but kinda a PITA of disassembly.
Forum: X5 E70 (2007 - 2013) 10-10-2019, 09:38 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 725
Posted By ard
What part are you suggesting he replace? You...

What part are you suggesting he replace?

You claim they are on eBay...part number or link?
Forum: Off-Topic 10-09-2019, 09:10 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 413
Posted By ard
That was crazy/sad.... people on a solid diet...

That was crazy/sad.... people on a solid diet of 'be scared, immigrants/bad guys coming to get you in your home', combined with carrying guns to your front door is not a great mixture. Yes,...
Forum: X5 E70 (2007 - 2013) 10-09-2019, 06:14 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 725
Posted By ard
Great. Post the part number of the 'key reader"...

Great. Post the part number of the 'key reader" and I can tell you if it needs programming.
Forum: X5 E70 (2007 - 2013) 10-09-2019, 03:10 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 725
Posted By ard
Just helping. or trying. Have you searched...

Just helping. or trying.

Have you searched that for the phrase "hall effect". Dont see any hall effect associated with the dash/key/keyreader...only some door stuff.
...
Forum: X5 E70 (2007 - 2013) 10-09-2019, 12:16 PM
Replies: 239
Views: 80,575
Posted By ard
you have a euro version e30 in canada?

you have a euro version e30 in canada?
Forum: X5 E70 (2007 - 2013) 10-09-2019, 11:49 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 725
Posted By ard
I assume you know about www.newtis.info ?

I assume you know about www.newtis.info ?
Forum: F80/F82/F83 M3 and M4 (2015 - Current) 10-09-2019, 09:37 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 507
Posted By ard
Just to put a point on it..in the case I was...

Just to put a point on it..in the case I was mentioning the selling dealer CPO'd the car, with a flash on it, and when the engine failed, that same dealer handled the failure- the mfg refused to help...
Forum: X5 E70 (2007 - 2013) 10-09-2019, 09:04 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 725
Posted By ard
My guess was wrong... :) No experience w...

My guess was wrong... :)

No experience w this... But Hall effect sensors are dumb. Usually just a coil in plastic/potting.... Could be a bad sensor, could be a bad module that is 'latched up'...
Forum: F80/F82/F83 M3 and M4 (2015 - Current) 10-08-2019, 09:03 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 507
Posted By ard
so the 4/50 BMW warranty isnt transferrable? ...

so the 4/50 BMW warranty isnt transferrable?

I pointed out you are talking out of your _ _ _ _. Sometimes that can be even more valuable that fanboi nonsense.

A 'dealer' is not BMWNA/AG. If...
Forum: X5 E70 (2007 - 2013) 10-08-2019, 06:50 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 725
Posted By ard
what do you think the 'ignition keyreader'...

what do you think the 'ignition keyreader' actually IS????

Lemme guess:

Key isnt working...shop says keyreader bad, $big bucks....you figure 'if it doesnt need coding, maybe I can install it'
...
Forum: X5 E70 (2007 - 2013) 10-08-2019, 06:46 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 783
Posted By ard
chez... your n63 **ENGINE** issue was a classic...

chez... your n63 **ENGINE** issue was a classic oil/injector/lube failure.

nothing to do with the TC.

although i do agree with your general advice that N63s are risky cars to own. BMWs 'ccp'...
Forum: Ask-A-BMW-Dealer 10-08-2019, 12:50 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 368
Posted By ard
I have never in my life heard of a fuse...

I have never in my life heard of a fuse spontaneously moving to a different position....odd.
Forum: X5 E70 (2007 - 2013) 10-08-2019, 12:09 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 370
Posted By ard
i like the foxWELL nt520. Edit. prolly...

i like the foxWELL nt520.


Edit. prolly built my foxconn, actually
Forum: X5 E70 (2007 - 2013) 10-07-2019, 10:36 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 216
Posted By ard
[QUOTE=LKMBMWSGSG;13126247]Send the car to work...

[QUOTE=LKMBMWSGSG;13126247]Send the car to work shop and they could not find the source of problem and ask me to change the light control devices which cost me $500 per piece.
/QUOTE]

"send"? ...
Forum: X5 E70 (2007 - 2013) 10-07-2019, 10:26 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 370
Posted By ard
interesting. So the top level OBD fault/code...

interesting. So the top level OBD fault/code wouldnt clear until the (hidden) bmw module-level fault was cleared?.....

thx for the update


Edit: Assume you do NOT have a BMW specific reader?...
Forum: X5 E70 (2007 - 2013) 10-07-2019, 12:36 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 5,015
Posted By ard
lol. now i feel silly....

lol.

now i feel silly....
Forum: X5 E70 (2007 - 2013) 10-07-2019, 09:20 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 408
Posted By ard
7 months and you cannot take a simple resistance...

7 months and you cannot take a simple resistance reading?!?

im not going to take my time to explain how you logic is flawed, other than this: Have you ever had a bulb go out but when you touch it...
Forum: X5 E70 (2007 - 2013) 10-07-2019, 07:29 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 783
Posted By ard
Kudo for pulling and opening a part you have no...

Kudo for pulling and opening a part you have no idea how to diagnose nor if it is bad. That's a power move!

:)
Forum: X5 E70 (2007 - 2013) 10-06-2019, 09:58 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 5,015
Posted By ard
^^ Old thread. But re-reading it just pisses...

^^ Old thread.

But re-reading it just pisses me off all over again.



Bummer tom.hight didnt have the courtesy of closing the loop on his issue
Forum: X5 E70 (2007 - 2013) 10-06-2019, 05:42 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 370
Posted By ard
BMW codes are far beyong just "OBD" Foxwell...

BMW codes are far beyong just "OBD"

Foxwell makes a decent reader if you dont want to support those assholes at Carly
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