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Old 12-14-2010, 06:09 PM
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The big problem with being a single guy driving an E91

I can't tell whether chicks dig me because of my personality, or my wagon. Chicks always dig guys with wagons, so how do I know how they really feel about me?
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Maybe that's my problem, I don't drive a wagon.

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Old 12-14-2010, 06:13 PM
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I can't tell whether chicks dig me because of my personality, or my wagon. Chicks always dig guys with wagons, so how do I know how they really feel about me?
Man up. You are over-thinking this.

If the chicks dig you, who cares why? Maybe they don't even know. You gotta act before they can figure these things out.
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Old 12-14-2010, 06:13 PM
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Maybe that's my problem, I don't drive a wagon.

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Well, maybe thats PART of the problem...
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Man up. You are over-thinking this.

If the chicks dig you, who cares why? Maybe they don't even know. You gotta act before they can figure these things out.
Is it just me, or is this the best advice I've ever seen on this forum?
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Is it just me, or is this the best advice I've ever seen on this forum?

It's just you. The best advice on this forum are in the "MT vs. AT" and "What color should I get" threads.

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Well, maybe thats PART of the problem...
It just couldn't be anything else.
I'm straight, while not employed I have an income, I'm not a felon, and have a car. According to the 2 1/2 Men episode I saw the other night, I'm a 'catch'.

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I can't tell whether chicks dig me because of my personality, or my wagon. Chicks always dig guys with wagons, so how do I know how they really feel about me?
Observe what happens if you drive a Chevy Malibu loaner for 6 weeks. That should give you some insight.
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If they like you for your car, they're being entirely superficial.

Of course, that gives you permission to like them for entirely superficial qualities as well.

I'd call it even and take one of the cuter ones for a long drive in the hills.
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According to the 2 1/2 Men episode I saw the other night, I'm a 'catch'.

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If that's where you get your self-esteem, then enjoy!
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Old 12-14-2010, 06:48 PM
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If that's where you get your self-esteem, then enjoy!
Without you having seen it in context, and additionally calculating in my age (I'm a little older than Alan), it's not a self esteem thing, so much as a numbers thing and was meant to be funny.
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Without you having seen it in context, and additionally calculating in my age (I'm a little older than Alan), it's not a self esteem thing, so much as a numbers thing and was meant to be funny.
Sorry you missed it.

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Oh I got it. I'm sorry you missed the sarcasm.
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Not like men....Why do I have to dig through the trash to find some treasure.
How can I make men dig me, my car is 328i...should I change to convertible?
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Oh I got it. I'm sorry you missed the sarcasm.
It must have been the Canadian accent.

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I can't tell whether chicks dig me because of my personality, or my wagon. Chicks always dig guys with wagons, so how do I know how they really feel about me?
You haven't acquired any new digits since acquiring the wagon?
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What would bring a single guy to purchase a wagon that should really be the question here and a Bimmer no less.What were those wagons back in the 70's with the wood panels?You should really track one of those babies down this way you will find your answer once and for all....Ahh Chop has all the answers
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What would bring a single guy to purchase a wagon that should really be the question here and a Bimmer no less.What were those wagons back in the 70's with the wood panels?You should really track one of those babies down this way you will find your answer once and for all....Ahh Chop has all the answers
Women drawn to men with wagon. They thought those guys ready to commit and hurry to have a baby. It's a wagon!
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Old 12-14-2010, 09:16 PM
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Not like men....Why do I have to dig through the trash to find some treasure.
How can I make men dig me, my car is 328i...should I change to convertible?
Well, when I was in high school, the most popular girls were the ones who would let you get somewhere with them.
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Women drawn to men with wagon. They thought those guys ready to commit and hurry to have a baby. It's a wagon!
Uh oh, Kilgore was hoping it was a much more basic Freudian thing.
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Old 12-14-2010, 09:22 PM
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Uh oh, Kilgore was hoping it was a much more basic Freudian thing.
Its is! Wagons are masculine! A women takes one look at your wagon, and knows you got the goods.
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Its is! Wagons are masculine! A women takes one look at your wagon, and knows you got the goods.
Are you in the market for soccer moms?
I know they love to take the field and ...good at kicking some balls

I wonder what kind of babes drawn to you, spill the beans.
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Kilgore.... I think it is the combination of the guy AND the wagon. Change either one and the chemistry is different.
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You must get one of these or one of these
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Old 12-15-2010, 07:40 AM
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Sometime I buy skunk glands online and put them in my car as to dissuade the line of women following me back to my BMW. It usually helps. Then I know if they like me for me, or have fetish for skunks/roadkill
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Man up. You are over-thinking this.

If the chicks dig you, who cares why? Maybe they don't even know. You gotta act before they can figure these things out.
+1 I agree - I don't care why a girl likes me, as long as she does. I am smart enough to not let any more money out of my fingers then I really want to.

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It just couldn't be anything else.
I'm straight, while not employed I have an income, I'm not a felon, and have a car. According to the 2 1/2 Men episode I saw the other night, I'm a 'catch'.

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Add a condo to that and you will need a bouncer to prevent the girls from flooding your place. True story. Get a puppy and not even the bouncer will be able to stop them

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If they like you for your car, they're being entirely superficial.
I find no fault in this reason, and no issue with it either.

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Not like men....Why do I have to dig through the trash to find some treasure.
How can I make men dig me, my car is 328i...should I change to convertible?
Wear lingerie while driving.
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