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Old 01-24-2006, 09:48 AM
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Sex with an alien

By LOUISE COMPTON
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FEW people can claim to have experienced out of this world sex - but Pamela Stonebrooke is a woman who can.

The 52-year-old jazz singer says she enjoyed mind-blowing alien romps with a six-foot reptilian for three years.

Her story is among a number featured in World's Strangest UFO Stories which premieres this Sunday on the Discovery Channel.

Speaking exclusively to The Sun Online, Pamela revealed:My first sexual encounter with an alien was unlike any love-making I've experienced before.

It was so intense and enjoyable and, without wanting to get too graphic, he was so much larger than most men.

I remember exactly how I felt when I saw him for the first time. I awoke from my sleep to find myself making love to what appeared to be a Greek god.

At first I assumed it was an exceptionally lucid dream. But the sex was very intense and as I closed my eyes I was overwhelmed by how comfortable I felt with this unknown being.

The next time I opened my eyes he had transformed into a reptilian entity with scaley, snake-like skin. It was then I realised I was making love to a shape-shifting alien.

Sensing I was scared, the reptile whispered, We've always been together, we love each other.

The orgasms were intense. When I tell men about my reptilian experience, they find it difficult...




http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,5-2006030221,00.html

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That would make a great "I'd hit it" jpeg.

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I would say that it was teh Jever that visited her but she said the sex was really good.
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Old 01-24-2006, 11:21 AM
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Same here...that was one of my favorite Saturday shows as a kid.
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"When I tell men about my reptilian experience, they find it difficult..."


I wonder why they would find it difficult
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Same here...that was one of my favorite Saturday shows as a kid.

so then, you guys can relate exactly where she's coming from with her reptile alien O experience?
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She looks like an older version of Courtney Love.
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That show frightened the crap out of me when I was a small child.


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She looks like an older version of Courtney Love.
Yeh kind of like Courtney Love if she was a zombie.

That pretty little dress and her crusty face do not go together.
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so then, you guys can relate exactly where she's coming from with her reptile alien O experience?
It's because we all wanted to "Sleestack" Holly!



Looks like she still maybe worthy of "Sleestacking" today...

http://www.landofthelost.com/hollytoday.htm
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That show frightened the crap out of me when I was a small child.
Must have been the way the Sleestacks hissed and snuck around...
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It's because we all wanted to "Sleestack" Holly!



Looks like she still maybe worthy of "Sleestacking" today...

http://www.landofthelost.com/hollytoday.htm
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So great, OLLLD memories! Remember Chaka, who always caught so much sh!t from his older brothers?
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What do you mean, "if"???
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