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Old 11-29-2012, 01:49 PM
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car's computer bricked??

Took my car in service on Tuesday for a hard jerk felt when downshifting (also felt during upshift but not as strong). Since I was there I figure I'll ask then to code the ASS to remember last setting. Now I might have to spend the weekend without the car, they claim it is still in programming. Hope it's not bricked!!!!
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Old 11-30-2012, 07:52 AM
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The programming should only take a few hours. Had mine done this week and I haven't had any issues
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Old 11-30-2012, 08:02 AM
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The programming should only take a few hours. Had mine done this week and I haven't had any issues
That's I thought. Just got a call saying its done though. He wants me to pay $200 and I sure ain't paying for this.
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Old 11-30-2012, 09:29 AM
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That's I thought. Just got a call saying its done though. He wants me to pay $200 and I sure ain't paying for this.
For the ASS programming? Don't... it's a one time free programming to turn it off from BMW.
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brick is a term used to decribe an electronic device that roughly resembles the shape of a brick or a cinder block that has failed and is no longer useable. for example you can brick an xbox 360. you cannot "brick" your BMW.
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Old 11-30-2012, 10:26 AM
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brick is a term used to decribe an electronic device that roughly resembles the shape of a brick or a cinder block that has failed and is no longer useable. for example you can brick an xbox 360. you cannot "brick" your BMW.
Try making some random changes in a couple of ECMs while coding your F30 -- I'll bet you can brick it very easily.
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point was that the term is derived from the device appearing and being as useless as a brick.
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point was that the term is derived from the device appearing and being as useless as a brick.
Exactly. You said you cannot brick an F30. It's most probably certain that you can when you code it.

Then, you've have 3500 lbs of useless steel brick.
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brick is a term used to decribe an electronic device that roughly resembles the shape of a brick or a cinder block that has failed and is no longer useable. for example you can brick an xbox 360. you cannot "brick" your BMW.
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Brick or what you wanna call it. You got what I was saying. Anyway, got my car back and didn't have to pay. i spoke to the service manager and he said it was a misunderstanding ( don't know if I believe that). I had a great weapon on hands "Bimmerfest"
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