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Old 11-20-2018, 03:09 PM
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Got my Thanksgiving haircut today...

Frau Putzer said I couldn't go to Thanksgiving dinner with her and her friends if I didn't get my hair cut. Also, I have a meeting with an attorney in two weeks, and I need to look... well... sane and innocent for that meeting. My barberette asked me how I wanted my hair cut. I told her #4 clipper attachment.

The barberette at the next chair looked at the pile that my barberette swept up and said "Oh, look... a puppy dog!"
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Old 11-20-2018, 03:25 PM
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Luckily she only cut the gray ones.
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Old 11-20-2018, 03:34 PM
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Luckily she only cut the gray ones.
Those black ones are from the back of my head. I only see them when they're cut off. I started going gray in my 20's. I started getting senior citizen discounts in my 40's.

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Old 11-21-2018, 09:09 AM
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Those black ones are from the back of my head. I only see them when they're cut off. I started going gray in my 20's. I started getting senior citizen discounts in my 40's.

don't knock those senior discounts - I'll take a saving of $1 for the movies all day long! Besides, they want to hit you up for service fees etc if you use online anyway. Grr.


I'll sometimes just order a senior meal when I'm out, not because I'm older, but because I don't care for left-overs.
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Old 11-21-2018, 09:17 AM
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don't knock those senior discounts - I'll take a saving of $1 for the movies all day long! Besides, they want to hit you up for service fees etc if you use online anyway. Grr.


I'll sometimes just order a senior meal when I'm out, not because I'm older, but because I don't care for left-overs.
All the benefits of senior discounts are wiped out when a hottie calls me "sir."

You got me thinking. I haven't bene to a movie theater since 2002, when Frau Putzer and I were engaged. The only reason I went then was that it was after lunch, August, and too hot to do anything outside.
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All the benefits of senior discounts are wiped out when a hottie calls me "sir."

You got me thinking. I haven't bene to a movie theater since 2002, when Frau Putzer and I were engaged. The only reason I went then was that it was after lunch, August, and too hot to do anything outside.

we certainly don't go that often, but went last week for that Magical beasts movie (don't bother) - it was $7.75 senior rate + $3 'booking fee' on their website. Jerks.
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All the benefits of senior discounts are wiped out when a hottie calls me "sir."

You got me thinking. I haven't bene to a movie theater since 2002, when Frau Putzer and I were engaged. The only reason I went then was that it was after lunch, August, and too hot to do anything outside.
You were engaged and couldn't think of something to do indoors other than go to a movie?

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Frau Putzer said I couldn't go to Thanksgiving dinner with her and her friends if I didn't get my hair cut.
"I'll kick you out of my home if you don't CUT THAT HAIR!!"
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Frau Putzer said I couldn't go to Thanksgiving dinner with her and her friends if I didn't get my hair cut. Also, I have a meeting with an attorney in two weeks, and I need to look... well... sane and innocent for that meeting. My barberette asked me how I wanted my hair cut. I told her #4 clipper attachment.

The barberette at the next chair looked at the pile that my barberette swept up and said "Oh, look... a puppy dog!"
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Old 11-23-2018, 07:58 AM
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You were engaged and couldn't think of something to do indoors other than go to a movie?

We were too old and lazy...
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Old 11-23-2018, 08:00 AM
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You don't double as Father Christmas by any chance ?
I can't stand growing a beard. I shave every three or four days, whether I need it on not.

A friend of mine has a big white beard. But, he's a malcontent. His nickname is "Grumpy Santa."
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Those black ones are from the back of my head. I only see them when they're cut off. I started going gray in my 20's. I started getting senior citizen discounts in my 40's.


For some reason I also have black hair on the back of my otherwise totally grey pate. I have concluded it is a sign of a high I.Q.


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For some reason I also have black hair on the back of my otherwise totally grey pate. I have concluded it is a sign of a high I.Q.


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