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My E93, <20,000 mi, went into total erectile dysfunction yesterday.

Though the trunk unzipped and opened, my unit couldn't get it up!

I had nothing. Nada. I pushed all my buttons, but my unit remained nestled in place, unable to perform....

Devastated and lacking any confidence whatsoever, I contacted my dealer, hoping for a fix.

Oh, the humanity! SA observing, very professionally I must say, again I opened my trunk so he could inspect my junk.

Clearly inoperative, Bimmer Doctors went right to work, my MoJo at stake!

2 relays later, the Joy returned! Thank heaven!

Folks, gotta say, BMW's warranty works for me. :D
 

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My E93, <20,000 mi, went into total erectile dysfunction yesterday.

Though the trunk unzipped and opened, my unit couldn't get it up!

I had nothing. Nada. I pushed all my buttons, but my unit remained nestled in place, unable to perform....

Devastated and lacking any confidence whatsoever, I contacted me dealer, hoping for a fix.

Oh, the humanity! SA observing, very professionally I must say, again I opened my trunk so he could inspect my junk.

Clearly inoperative, Bimmer Doctors went right to work, my MoJo at stake!

2 relays later, the Joy returned! Thank heavens!

Folks, gotta say, BMW's warranty works for me. :D
Basking in the afterglow, are ye? Care to share which relays went south?

Inquiring minds want to know.
 

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My E93, <20,000 mi, went into total erectile dysfunction yesterday.

Though the trunk unzipped and opened, my unit couldn't get it up

I had nothing. Nada. I pushed all my buttons, but my unit remained nestled in place, unable to perform....

Devastated and lacking any confidence whatsoever, I contacted me dealer, hoping for a fix.

Oh, the humanity! SA observing, very professionally I must say, again I opened my trunk so he could inspect my junk.

Clearly inoperative, Bimmer Doctors went right to work, my MoJo at stake!

2 relays later, the Joy returned! Thank heavens!

Folks, gotta say, BMW's warranty works for me. :D
:rofl:
Well done.

Levitra, Viagra, Cialis

In a sorry state our poor Cal is!

The button's pushed, his ego was squooshed,

But he bears his Bimmer no malice.
 

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My E93, <20,000 mi, went into total erectile dysfunction yesterday.

Though the trunk unzipped and opened, my unit couldn't get it up!

I had nothing. Nada. I pushed all my buttons, but my unit remained nestled in place, unable to perform....

Devastated and lacking any confidence whatsoever, I contacted me dealer, hoping for a fix.

Oh, the humanity! SA observing, very professionally I must say, again I opened my trunk so he could inspect my junk.

Clearly inoperative, Bimmer Doctors went right to work, my MoJo at stake!

2 relays later, the Joy returned! Thank heavens!

Folks, gotta say, BMW's warranty works for me. :D
Nice limerick (maybe?) :)

Yes, OP, inquiring minds want to know the exact failures! ? Glad to hear it only took two days... argh.
 

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Levitra, Viagra, Cialis

In a sorry state our poor Cal is!

The button's pushed, his ego was squooshed,

But he bears his Bimmer no malice.

(Second verse)

Levitra, Viagra, Cialis

Equating his roof with a phallus!

If down's no fun, neither's a bad pun,

Cal's post on Bimmerfest's so callous!

(Sorry, I had half a bottle of Zinfandel lying around and this is the consequence of me trying to avoid waste)
 

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Levitra, Viagra, Cialis

In a sorry state our poor Cal is!

The button's pushed, his ego was squooshed,

But he bears his Bimmer no malice.

(Second verse)

Levitra, Viagra, Cialis

Equating his roof with a phallus!

If down's no fun, neither's a bad pun,

Cal's post on Bimmerfest's so callous!

(Sorry, I had half a bottle of Zinfandel lying around and this is the consequence of me trying to avoid waste)
Only half a bottle?
 

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Cute, but not going to happen. Nice try guys. ;)

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- Mike
 
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