Don't bite at stuff like that. Next time (if ever) your car breaks down, you can say it has entered "335i mode." Oh wait, a car in 2009 shouldn't break down and leave you stranded, or not start.
Seriously though, it is interesting that a significant amount of people go a relatively long time on their first HPFP, then often go to their second, third, fourth quite rapidly (one poster even had his new fail driving home...) It points to the recirculating pool of used / refurb HPFP, and probably only will get worse as time goes on.
Nope, no problems with mine as well as countless others. Our "328i mode" as it is called by the insecure merely means that we continue to enjoy our cars while others cannot.