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1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.


2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.


3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.


4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.


5. It's very, <i>very</i> important that these four women don't know each other.
 

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:rofl::rofl::rofl:
I was trying to guess where it was going for the punch line .... was expecting something about what's important to women...
 

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BMWn00b said:
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
I was trying to guess where it was going for the punch line .... was expecting something about what's important to women...
What "punch line?" :confused:
 

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Some more Man-Woman Humor :D


SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't
need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a
husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a
wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his
wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot
and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and
not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but
married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he
doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change,
and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a
new argument.
 

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RGal- thanks for the excellent joke. That one will be suitable for telling in class. :D


Here are some others, courtesy of the Car Talk web site:

Musings on Marriage, Wives, and Divorce

My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last: Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine, some good food, and companionship. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Florida and mine is in Cincinnati.

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

My wife is on a new diet: Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but BOY, can she climb a tree now.

She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

Remember... Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.

Statistically, 100% of all divorces started with marriage.

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.

The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" ... I said, "Dust!"
 

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LOL :rofl:

here's ONE more (long) ... Sorry if it is a :repost:

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Man discovered WEAPONS and invented HUNTING,
Woman discovered HUNTING and invented FURS.

Man discovered COLORS and invented PAINT,
Woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.

Man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,
Woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.

Man discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS,
Woman discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY.

Man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD,
Woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.

Man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,
Woman discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE.

Man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY,
Woman discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.

Thereafter man has discovered and invented a lot of things...
While the women STUCK to shopping.
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6. It's important to save these threads into your internet favorites.
 
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