Thanks for the responses and sympathy, everyone.
@MWatty550 - my deductible on uninsured motorist is $500. I realize that the cost of a new bumper is much higher, but I don't think I will need a new bumper. I looked closely, and there are no cracks. There's some paint peeling off, so buffing won't be a 100% restoration.
@chaoski, need4speed, veeri - Thanks, the car has been a magnet for scratches for a while now, since I park on street. A few days ago I discovered an ugly scratch on my rear bumper from what seems like someone trying to get in/out of a spot behind me. But this left me speechless.
@BashedBarrique - Can't afford a new bumper now. I'm due for new tires (and an alignment) soon.
@CWB - No, I park on street. I'll post after I have tried buffing.
@jiveturky1 - It's just horrible. It seems like there was significant force involved. There was _plenty_ of space in front of me. I just can't fathom how bad or drunk of a driver you have to be to do this.