If you want something done right, unfortunately you'll have to do it yourself.Daniel said:
1. WASH: Put up a sign in the window: "DO NOT WASH!!!!!!"
2. WHEELS: Expect to have to go home and check with a torque wrench.
3. OIL: I'm bringing my Mobil 1 to the dealer for oil changes, with...... exactly 6.5 quarts of oil. There's about half a quart that gets left in the car, so this should fill it exactly.
4. WARRANTY: That's just part of the game, unfortunately.
--gary